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    • Friday, June 16, 2006

    Miss Thailand 2005

    Most of the Thai girls I've met in London were all quite pretty so you can imagine my excitement when the internet brought to my attention pictures of the Miss Thailand 2005!

    WOOHOO!!

    WELCOME MISS THAILAND 2005!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!

    But wait... since this is Thailand...

    It will comfort the rest of us if we run the "Kotek Test"


    SO SHE PASSES!!!!

    No bulge in panties meaning no kotek so she IS A NATURAL WOMAN!!!

    Now back to admiring her beauty


    And look how cute and excited she looked when she found out that she was the winner!


    And she can dance too...


    Drool men... drool...

    Okay... this is the end of the post.

    By the way, I just learned that this was actually the "Miss Transvestite Thailand Beauty Contest".

    Meaning... when I said that "NO BULGE IN PANTIES" means "no kotek"... I forgot to mention that it could also have meant "very very small kotek".

    Okay guys... time to put on your pants and wash your eyes with "Dettol"... don't worry... your secret is safe with me.

    Nobody is going to know that you just jerked off to some pictures of a shemale...

    Disclaimer:
    DON'T BE AN IDIOT AND REALLY WASH YOUR EYES WITH DETTOL UNLESS THE PICTURES ABOVE HURT YOU SO BAD THAT YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE ANYTHING EVER AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE!

    posted by Boss Stewie at 11:06 PM

    25 Comments:

    • cibai. ptotng stim laa...
      arghhhhhhhhhh!!! give me some dettol, now!!

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 16, 2006 11:22 PM  

    • AUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT DETTOL IS KILLING MY EYESSSSS !!! KILLING THEM I TELL YOU!!!

      haha i knew there was a catch. Hope you're having a good time back in Malaysia, missing turtle and all. Can't wait to get back home too.

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 16, 2006 11:32 PM  

    • looking at the fake beauty, i suspected something was not right...

      if it was Japanese "shemale" contest, then I'd be complaining up down left right, front back

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 17, 2006 12:02 AM  

    • Lol, that means you lot (you men) are really having it difficult when picking your other half.

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 17, 2006 12:03 AM  

    • Boss Stewie is lying! How could someone so beautiful be a he? It's just not possible :(

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 17, 2006 12:34 AM  

    • "His" boobs look freaking natural ok. Gotto get the plastic surgeon's name card!!!LoL

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 17, 2006 1:35 AM  

    • u gotta be kiddin..
      she/he's really cute..

      and she/he looks like jokin tsai so much..

      By Blogger chocolat-latte', at June 17, 2006 1:38 AM  

    • i MEANT jolin tsai.. ahahhaa. typo error.
      sowiee

      By Blogger chocolat-latte', at June 17, 2006 1:39 AM  

    • I think this is the second post about shemales. Boss, you have fetish for shemales is it?

      By Blogger Jason Lioh, at June 17, 2006 5:21 AM  

    • jason... the first one was a video hahaha but it was funny.. its funny when people get conned into believing a he is a she... unless a guy sleeps with a shemale thinking he/she's a real woman... now that's NOT funny.


      i actually thought she looks like one of the TWINS from hong kong.

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at June 17, 2006 7:37 AM  

    • he/she is very very pretty...*droll....

      By Blogger T3h Gr33n C0w, at June 17, 2006 9:52 AM  

    • nowadays alot alot and alot of girls are going 4 boobs injections lor coz its cheap and its done in gradual so ur husband/bf not can notis....like they patch for u the sunken partand later if u wan patch more to get it bigger and rounder u go visit again.....esp the top part of breasts always sunken

      so beware guys/man!!!!

      firm & perky & round = fake breasts
      saggy & limp = real breasts

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 17, 2006 11:10 AM  

    • women can't compare against the artificially enhanced (plastic surgery) and now the artificially created (transexuals).

      sooner or later beauty by design is going to be commonplace and people will all be ordering body parts from a catalogue.....

      but until then we shall all just drool over the enhanced and let them live in denial of their so called natural beauty :D

      yes im bitter,but i do love those transexuals.so beautiful self esteem fail dot com. (u_u)

      By Blogger Posh, Broke, & Bored, at June 17, 2006 5:22 PM  

    • jasMAN u are one of a kind u know tat? ur face and boobs are full laden of plastic surgery and u dare wanna insult fireangelicious!!!!


      with due respect to Boss Stewie the handsome, this is my last msg to u and dun bring ur obese bf here to kacau

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 17, 2006 6:20 PM  

    • eh jasiminne reads lengmou hahaha didnt know, are ALL the hotshot bloggers like connected huh?
      kennysia, jasiminne, cheesey...
      then wait! if its so, and jasiminne reads lengmou!
      then boss stewie and lepton are hotshot bloggers!
      psst stewie u hear that? haha ur a hotshot blogger ooohhh *clap clap clap*
      famous edi laaaa ;)
      wahhh...anonymous...ganas! :|

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 17, 2006 11:29 PM  

    • oh p/s. last comment was me heehee
      forgot to add my name just now hehe =)

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 17, 2006 11:30 PM  

    • wah,im so famous that i have jealous haters everywhere.
      sorrry yeah stewie the handsome, tht this lame,illiterate,stalker who follows my presence on other people's blogs has to deface your comments with his foul remarks :)

      btw andrew, i read boss stewie because he is kind enough to comment on me, so as a courtesy i check out his blog and to my delight i find something interesting here :)

      usually i dont comment on other ppls blogs because im terribly lazy , but i like lengmou,so hahaha.....

      By Blogger Posh, Broke, & Bored, at June 18, 2006 1:44 AM  

    • guys... what's this fighting all about? come on.... don't give jasmine all that crap just for leaving a comment here... life's too short for things like this

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at June 18, 2006 10:38 AM  

    • aiyo
      this is just crudela.

      By Blogger angelicgirl98, at June 18, 2006 5:06 PM  

    • OH. MY. GOD.

      By Blogger Unknown, at June 18, 2006 8:48 PM  

    • Dear Leng Mou,

      I'm typing this with a braille keyboard because i've since taken off my eyes due to the aftermath of this post.

      Everyday I ask my sister to read this blog to me. Keep it coming, bosses. *thumbs up*

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 19, 2006 7:13 PM  

    • LOL CHAPREE

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at June 19, 2006 10:30 PM  

    • Lol! I knew it! =P

      By Blogger cheesecakeerian, at June 20, 2006 9:35 PM  

    • Sorry!!! May i have your attention please!!
      For much as i know there are reports saying the so called Miss Transvestite Thailand is actually a real gal!!
      She the winner of Miss China or (something like that) 2004!

      Here's the evidence:
      http://english.people.com.cn/200410/26/eng20041026_161607.html

      Here's the controversy:
      http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=154103

      Thanks!

      By Blogger JC Yee, at July 21, 2006 4:47 PM  

    • woow keren most beautifoul

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 28, 2008 6:48 PM  

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