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  • Friday, June 09, 2006

    When you put low class people at Jogoya

    A couple of days ago my friends decided to treat me to an expensive Japanese Buffet dinner at Jogoya in Starhill. Jogoya is a nice classy restaurant with the largest variety I have ever seen in a Japanese Buffet.

    The problem was... my friends and I are anything but "classy".

    To make matters worse, everyone left their girlfriends at home and it was an "all-guy" dinner, the kind of dinner where everyone takes the opportunity to misbehave in the absence of girlfriends saying

    "Stop it darling.. you're embarrassing me!".

    Let me introduce one of my friends... Adrian.

    Adrian is a very smart guy I got to know doing A-levels at HELP.

    He's a straight-A student currently studying engineering in Canada.

    Yet, in spite of his straight-As he is one of the guys that make me wonder how wrong the education system can be in deciding who's an idiot and who's not.

    For example, Adrian has once taken a dump in an elevator

    (even bringing his own toilet seat).

    He also occasionally eats grass for the fun of it (yes... grass... the type that cows eat) and he once went for a job interview with a Canadian shipping company where they asked him

    "So what do you know about our company?"

    he replied "I know you have a lot of ships".

    The interviewer considered shortly that he might be talking to an idiot but taking a quick glance at the straight As he had on his CV... he attempted another question

    "Okay... so why do you want to work for us?"

    and Adrian replied "Because I like ships... and you have a lot of ships".

    Adrian didn't get the job which was very shocking because we all thought he did very well in the interview.

    Anyway, back to Jogoya. When we first started eating dinner, we were the most well-mannered and civilized table in the restaurant

    (partly because we started early and there was only one other table in our area).

    But as the night went on... we got out a little out of control.

    First came the loud laughing and the more physical acts of stupidity.

    For example, a normal person would drink the yummy coconut drink like this but Adrian on the other hand drinks it like this

    Then halfway through the dinner we got bored. One of our friends named Ah Bon was away getting more food and the rest of us at the table sat there looking at his half-finished coconut drink.

    It didn't take long before one of us filled it up with Soya Sauce

    (the same bastards did the same thing to me once but only with pepper and salt).

    When Ah Bon came back, we put on a beautiful show... chatting about everything and waiting almost 5 minutes before Ah Bon decided to take a sip of his coconut soya sauce juice.

    The result...

    no projectile puking (which was disappointing)... but a little bit of throwing up (or wanting to throw up).

    At the end of the dinner, we were a little embarrassed because the service at the restaurant was fantastic and the staff were extremely friendly and tolerant of our misbehaviour.

    I'm sorry Jogoya... this will not happen again :(


    • you.guys.are.complete.idiots =.=;

      Who would have thought boss stewie turned 22 this year, hmmm? anyone? kidding lar, u know i lup u :D

      By Blogger §pinzer, at June 09, 2006 5:31 PM  

    • adrian is funny.. akkaka

      I will visit jogoya one day !!!

      By Anonymous cely, at June 09, 2006 5:51 PM  

    • Elevator dump looks so... excruciatingly painful! Hehehe. And the 'ships' lines are classic. ;)

      Boss Stewie, go release an album! Then you'll get a big ass poster just like the one on my blog. Hehe.

      By Anonymous Alynna, at June 09, 2006 8:03 PM  

    • haha! dem bad put soy sauce and salt and pepper in ppls drink.. lol!

      ps: the food looks pretty!!


      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 09, 2006 8:36 PM  

    • kaninia - u people ar, if i was Ah Bon ar, i'll force u guys to finish it ...


      By Blogger earl-ku, at June 09, 2006 9:13 PM  

    • Boss Stewie, i am in love wif Adrian....can i have his msn plsss

      By Anonymous lancebaby, at June 09, 2006 9:26 PM  

    • hahahaha

      how do i give it to you in private?

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at June 09, 2006 10:01 PM  

    • OMG... that interview is truth...? I thought I am the baka always, who knows... he really answered like that?

      By Blogger こうゆうけん, at June 10, 2006 12:30 AM  

    • Boss Stewie...its depend on u...up 2 u how...

      By Anonymous lancebaby, at June 10, 2006 12:52 AM  

    • ah ha ha...funny :P

      By Blogger Nash M.D., at June 10, 2006 4:43 AM  

    • freaking Xiao ppls..hahaha

      By Blogger Kenny Lee, at June 10, 2006 4:14 PM  

    • freaking Xiao ppls..hahaha

      By Blogger Kenny Lee, at June 10, 2006 4:14 PM  

    • ehh i thought we were very well behaved

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at June 10, 2006 6:12 PM  

    • ya, i also know several straight-A, 1st Class degree students who're somewhat kooky. Havent met one that's so kooky to get hooked on drugs tho...

      By Blogger pinolobu, at June 10, 2006 7:17 PM  

    • That's why I wonder why Adrian looked so familar!

      Ah Bon (Kelvin Pang?) and Adrian surely are from CHS, just one year my senior. And hell I wouldn't expect him to behave like that!

      He was from one of the top science classes (proven from my year book) during high school time. If I'm not mistaken, he was also once the prefect. Oh, he hasn't changed his hairstyle since high school too!


      By Blogger Christinesy, at June 11, 2006 12:23 AM  

    • oooh christinesy ... you're from chs? ho ho ho ho

      ah bon is kelvin

      yes u are right

      what a small world

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at June 11, 2006 12:56 AM  

    • Adrian is kinda cute..U done a pretty good job in promoting and matchmaking..(Some of my gal frenz gone like hmmmmmm got leng zai wo)

      By Blogger KampungboyCitygal, at June 11, 2006 1:02 AM  

    • OMG. I WANT ADRIAN! He makes me feel very the hot. He is teh bomb. I like ships too! =P

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 11, 2006 5:18 AM  

    • things to do in a restaurant when food comes in really unique..very leng!!

      By Anonymous gin, at June 13, 2006 9:40 AM  


      its probably too late now but i have to address a few issues to save my (last bit of) dignity.

      issue #1

      i wasnt REALLY taking a dump. i just found a toilet bowl in the elevator and my friend and i thought it'll be cool to do something with it, since its not something we see everyday. so the photo is actually the most creative thing we could do before anyone sees us.

      issue #2

      i dont regularly eat grass.

      issue #3

      the interview was a PHONE interview. and one thing you guys must know about phone interviews is that its HARD to know when to stop talking. in face-to-face interviews, you can play by the expressions on the interviewer's face. when he looks bored, its time to shut up. but on the phone, there's no way for me to know when to stop. so the more i talked, the stupider i get. by the end of it, i was rolling all over the floor, cursing myself, wanting to hang up and cry. besides.. those weren't accurately my answers anyway. my real answers actually sound a little more dumb and i'm not gonna say what.

      i guess that's just about it. EWE TIAM, next time post something pleasant about me. its a hard subject to write about but that's what makes a good blogger great. anyway, thank goodness that's all the bad things you know about me.

      By Anonymous adrian, at June 19, 2006 2:55 AM  

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