It's official... We're all ugly people now
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie just had their long awaited baby girl and they named her Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.
When I was back in Malaysia last December, I remember hearing off the radio some professor mention that if you put 2 beautiful people together... their kids will probably grow up to be beautiful as well.
Now Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are said to be among the most attractive people on Earth... so what will their baby look like when she grows up to be a full-grown woman?
Well the answer to that question is either "REALLY HOT" or "REALLY UGLY".
But my guess is "REALLY HOT".
*sigh*
Its almost as if beautiful people aren't beautiful enough and now they have to mate with one another to make even more beautiful babies. WHY?! WHY!?! WHY DO THEY DO THAT?!?
Why can't we just have the old fashioned equilibrium of the world where the beautiful people are stupid and poor and the ugly are smart and rich.
Why has Hollywood made life so unfair?!?!
To make matters worse, they named her Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.
Now if you know your baby is beautiful and you want to strike some balance in our unforgiving world, then you should at least have the courtesy of giving her a stupid and meaningless name right?
A name like
"ZAHARA BEARER OF THE RING AND SARA ANGEL PROTECTOR OF MIDDLE EARTH PITT".
or a name like
"Bab Bob Peep Eek Pop Pip Pip Pip Pong Pitt"
or it could even be something simple... like
"Kok You Pitt"
or take out her middle name and just call her
"Kok Pitt"
Or just name her after a vegetable.
But noooo.. they had to give her some special name like Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.
Will somebody please make my day and tell me that Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt means ketiak busuk in some foreign language... please?
Anyone?? Anyone??? Nobody??
Hmph.. I hope Brad and Angelina spoil her.
I hope they feed her nothing but ice-cream, chocolates and junk food to make her fat.
Make her so fat and chubby that people will call her Porky Pitt.
When I was back in Malaysia last December, I remember hearing off the radio some professor mention that if you put 2 beautiful people together... their kids will probably grow up to be beautiful as well.
Now Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are said to be among the most attractive people on Earth... so what will their baby look like when she grows up to be a full-grown woman?
Well the answer to that question is either "REALLY HOT" or "REALLY UGLY".
But my guess is "REALLY HOT".
*sigh*
Its almost as if beautiful people aren't beautiful enough and now they have to mate with one another to make even more beautiful babies. WHY?! WHY!?! WHY DO THEY DO THAT?!?
Why can't we just have the old fashioned equilibrium of the world where the beautiful people are stupid and poor and the ugly are smart and rich.
Why has Hollywood made life so unfair?!?!
To make matters worse, they named her Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.
Now if you know your baby is beautiful and you want to strike some balance in our unforgiving world, then you should at least have the courtesy of giving her a stupid and meaningless name right?
A name like
"ZAHARA BEARER OF THE RING AND SARA ANGEL PROTECTOR OF MIDDLE EARTH PITT".
or a name like
"Bab Bob Peep Eek Pop Pip Pip Pip Pong Pitt"
or it could even be something simple... like
"Kok You Pitt"
or take out her middle name and just call her
"Kok Pitt"
Or just name her after a vegetable.
But noooo.. they had to give her some special name like Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.
Will somebody please make my day and tell me that Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt means ketiak busuk in some foreign language... please?
Anyone?? Anyone??? Nobody??
Hmph.. I hope Brad and Angelina spoil her.
I hope they feed her nothing but ice-cream, chocolates and junk food to make her fat.
Make her so fat and chubby that people will call her Porky Pitt.
22 Comments:
hehehehe
actually that would be just great
wat a big step towards the world of beautiful people
i'm pretty sure this baby has companies all over the globe chasing after her for appear in their advertisements
damn this is big hehehe
By Wilson J Q Quah, at May 29, 2006 6:17 AM
hahaha
i love the kok pitt.
By Anonymous, at May 29, 2006 6:21 AM
hahahhaha...
boss stewie u r so notty la.
ppl sui oso cann't:)
By Anonymous, at May 29, 2006 7:21 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! DAMN FUNNY!!!!!LENG BOSS!!! KOK PITT!!!! HAHAHA!!!LOL!!!
"ZAHARA BEARER OF THE RING AND SARA ANGEL PROTECTOR OF MIDDLE EARTH PITT"!! HOW THE HELL DID U COME OUT WITH THAT?!?!?!?HAHAH!
LENG!!!
By Anonymous, at May 29, 2006 8:13 AM
thanks zhon wei :P
By Boss Stewie, at May 29, 2006 8:24 AM
HAHHAHHAHAH
Porky Pitt
damn funny!!!
Leng~!
By Anonymous, at May 29, 2006 8:35 AM
u sound so jelous, boss... ahhaha...
By Cely, at May 29, 2006 9:55 AM
LOL!
aww dun b jealous stewie :D
brad n angelina's baby will bee sooooo hot :D
lol
ya hope they name her porky pitt!
LOL!
leng leh !
By Nie, at May 29, 2006 11:18 AM
They should put an '!' in the name!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IeOiJaKPofE&search=russell%20peters
!-pitt!
That would sound like Kok Pitt too
wahahah
By Anonymous, at May 29, 2006 12:50 PM
hahahahahahaha.....
why not make Formula One Pitt Stop ...at least the anak can become another star hahahhaha
By Anonymous, at May 29, 2006 4:10 PM
hahahahahahaha.....
why not make Formula One Pitt Stop ...at least the anak can become another star hahahhaha
By Anonymous, at May 29, 2006 4:10 PM
mahai u got something against fat fler wan izzit ??!!!!!
By Wingz, at May 29, 2006 5:55 PM
eh no ler wingz...my baby also calls me fat :(
By Boss Stewie, at May 29, 2006 6:42 PM
ah ha hah.......leng leng.....zahara something2 i cant remember....... ah ha ha.... lol ;)
By Anonymous, at May 29, 2006 11:52 PM
above comment made by me .... ;)
By men, at May 29, 2006 11:52 PM
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By men, at May 29, 2006 11:52 PM
Ehh? Why my picture here? :P Dunno who? I'm that brad pitt lorr!! Wahahaahaa!
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By Anonymous, at February 08, 2007 7:17 AM
Ha? OK.
By Brenda B, at September 05, 2008 10:43 PM
Merry Christmas! Let the new year will bring a lot of money
By Anonymous, at December 17, 2010 7:13 PM
My point of view partially coincided with yours. Thank you for trying.
By Sildenafil Citrate, at January 08, 2012 6:13 PM
I think what you posted was actually very logical.
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