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    Water - Source of Life - Part 2

    Ok I apologize for my gruntings yesterday. It was already 2 am in the morning when I lost my post and it was a hard day starting with exam yesterday morning. 2 more papers day after tomorrow, tough luck........... anyway..........

    Whoosh, let me attempt to remember what I typed yesterday.

    ----------------------------------------------------

    Boss Lepton is a water drinker.

    Ok that statement sounds a bit redundant, it's not like plain water = coke = petaling street loh han guo drink.

    However, reading this article on Malaysia-Today really hints at the soon to be crisis for Malaysia.

    It really shows how pollution of our rivers, which had its fair share of media spotlight a few months ago, is really going to affect our life.

    Did I say pollution?

    I meant er.........

    Ahh......... Juizhaigou Valley in Si Chuan, China. Beautiful isn't it? Look at the water, that's what I call sparkling BLUE. I bet our children or grandchildren would never have the chance to see such scenery ever again. Oh wait........ there's photographs, still it doesn't beat looking at it with your own eyes.

    Contrast the scenery above with this

    I would like to quote Dr Koh Tsu Koon on one of his speeches many many years ago, but I really can't remember word to word what did he say.

    He said something about twenty years ago, when Boss Stewie's homeland was a pristine and beautiful little island dubbed the "Pearl of the Orient", the drains were so clean they even have guppies swimming in them. Guppies keep the mosquito population in check as they feed on mosquito larvaes, am I correct?

    Now that explains why we have denggi problems in Malaysia la.

    Problems? We at Leng Mou would like to differ to that, we call it PROGRESS and DEVELOPMENT. We want First World status ma, everybody has to sacrifice a bit here and there right?

    Sacrifice........ No wonder that's the concept of First World hotel in Genting. Aiya Uncle Lim(First World Hotel), you're so smart, sacrifice a bit of space from each room so we can tell everybody that we've been to the hotel which has the MOST ROOMS in the world.

    Look at the bigger picture, water from drains flow into rivers. And water from rivers flow into water processing plants which can then be turned into our everyday drinking water. We are actually drinking this shit from our tap???

    Ok time for plan B, as stated in the Malaysia-Today article above.

    Time for Malaysians to start consuming MINERAL WATER as our main source of drinking water. Yay, that would mean an opportunity for me and Boss Stewie to plunge into this industry and make a hit-and-run.

    Oh darn, Spritzer beat us to it, along with many many other smaller bottled water production companies.

    Naturally, the next best alternative in this sense is to point to the luxury brand department.

    Any industry in this world can be separated into 2 departments - products for the common population, and products for the rich and famous. For every 20 protons there is 1 Mercedes/BMW. For every 1000 Mercedes there is 1 Bugatti Veyron. And the pyramid goes up.

    Now for one, the premium selling luxury product is much much higher.

    Like for instance, when all of us use cheap condoms, even free in some cases,

    Er, Pregnancy test comes as complimentary, Boss Stewie would be using:

    What's Inside: 2 Kimono Special, 2 Pleasure Plus, 2 Durex Enhanced Pleasure, 2 Durex High Sensation, 1 Hot Rod Condom, 1 Inspiral Condom

    Price: a whooping US$ 39.95 to prevent pragnancy, not too expensive, stated Boss Stewie.

    So there is ALWAYS a market for luxury brands in ANY industry.

    I didn't really came accross this idea before until one of Leng Mou's readers Saiful told me that he spent a whooping 240 Japanese Yen, equivalent of US$2.40 for a bottle of mineral water. I was like........ WTF.........


    Hail the Oxygizer. It claims to have approx 150mg of oxygen in every 1000ml of water. Oh great, that makes a lot of difference to my life.

    Wah oxygen is REALLY cheap expensive hor?

    Ok so somebody tell me, who do some celebrities only drink Evian? Am I just making things up when I say some celebrities even use Evian mineral water to shower???? Use Oxygizer next time, somebody go tell Mariah Carey that. Tell her it has "150mg of oxygen in every 1000ml of water", gonna be great for her voice.

    Some people just took things too far.

    On the left is Kona Nigari, supposedly the KING of luxury mineral water. Well you see, you couldn't actually call it mineral water, it's actually just deep sea water off the shore of Hawaii. No you do not drink it directly, you add it into your Evian.

    Price: US$33.50 for 2 ounces


    It was the king, until this fella on the right dethroned it. Hail Golden 'C' Lithium structured water.

    Price: US$15 for 1/2 ounce = US$ 60 for 2 ounces.





    Woo yay, I hope if I drink that I would become Superman.

    Or Batman.

    Heck why not become a hybrid, like everything in this world is right? Hybrid cars, hybrid "anything that can save the world from destruction".


    Oh hecks. Boss Stewie and me, we don't have that kind of expertise in producing that kind of water. At most we could buy a Tongkat Ali production plan and rename it to ViaBra, and we still have to convince people that drinking our product can keep you up for at least an hour.

    For now, we have to look to our neighbour(Singapore) for ways we can avoid burning our pockets.

    In fact, they really have quite a good plan. I'm actually very impressed.


    At least it's drinkable ok?

    Hey Malaysians, thirsty anyone?

    p.s. ok la Koyuuken don't angry la. I also quite stress already sniff sniff.



    UPDATE

    Check this out, just found it.......... H2O ----> HHO???



    31 Comments:

    • mou boss

      btw.. actually its more like... 1,000,000 mercedes to each bugatti veyron or something like that... they are only... supposedly 50 bugatti veyrons ever produced.. i think

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 17, 2006 10:02 PM  

    • contrary to that

      production of around 170 is expected this year. If you believe in everything wikipedia says

      By Blogger Boss Lepton, at May 17, 2006 10:04 PM  

    • Tap water in Australia?
      Free.
      Oxygen not included. ;)

      By Anonymous Alynna, at May 17, 2006 11:12 PM  

    • I don't know for sure, but there's sure some differences between Evian and Spritzer mineral water taste/feel. Apart from the obvious price difference, Evian felt better and more soothing.I don't know why.

      Anyway, your post not Leng yet..but not Mou also. In the middle. HAAAAARRRRRRR!!!

      By Anonymous Chapree Da Grande, at May 17, 2006 11:15 PM  

    • surprising as it may be... in malaysia evian is... considered posh

      here in london evian is like spritzer.. it costs just about the same as any other mineral water around.. 69p from tescos i think

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 17, 2006 11:47 PM  

    • hmmm...well a good post...a Leng for you !!!

      Well the water @ Oxygizer is actually 420 yen @ USD 4.00.... Damn I'm going to buy a carton of 12 for 4000 yen....it's damn addictive !!!


      Evian ? I drink that almost everyday (40p for a 1.5 litre bottle), but still going after Oxygizer !!!! high with O2....

      Volvic on the other hand is not that nice.... Speaking of Spritzer, I recommend Eau Claire, better....

      By Blogger lufiasism, at May 17, 2006 11:58 PM  

    • We've got Diamond Energy Water... yay! -____-"
      As a matter of fact, i've not tried any of those 'posh' water till this very day.
      8 more days and counting till end of exam... arghh!!! The suffering!!!

      By Blogger William Leong, at May 18, 2006 12:06 AM  

    • Why suddenly like water professional talk about all these theories and philosophy about water this and that. Sorry mou coz I'm not feeling interested in it. :) Why don't talk about more interesting stuff like yourself! Wahahahaha!

      GO study leh! Don't blog already...

      By Blogger こうゆうけん, at May 18, 2006 12:18 AM  

    • koyuuken.. boss lepton is a very theoratical person

      eh .. speaking of mineral water.. does anyone feel that bleu has a weird taste to it? I used to buy it cuz it had siti nurhaliza's picture on it... i like siti nurhaliza.. :P

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 18, 2006 12:53 AM  

    • Siti nurhaliza mou??

      Speaking of water.........

      ok got update on tihs post, just found some geng stuff about h20

      By Blogger Boss Lepton, at May 18, 2006 1:00 AM  

    • Mou mou mou~

      By Blogger Jason, at May 18, 2006 1:13 AM  

    • wah
      water powered engine

      this man is goign to be very very rich

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 18, 2006 2:04 AM  

    • interesting update... leng for that

      By Anonymous bunny, at May 18, 2006 6:34 AM  

    • lepton, ud better retract that those "posh waters" cannot turn u a superman / batman :P go give a shot with oxygizer, mebbe u can get 120% for ur exams !!!

      anyway good luck with your exams

      By Blogger lufiasism, at May 18, 2006 8:22 AM  

    • Scary... Boss lepton is a very theoratical person! Wonder when meet that time the Boss lepton will ngam ngam cham cham...

      By Blogger こうゆうけん, at May 18, 2006 10:02 AM  

    • Still..... MOU.

      Looks like we know who's gonna be enjoying free roasted duck, unless Boss Lepton, like, gets 30 Lengs for the next 30 posts in 13 days.

      Time is running out.

      By Anonymous Din, at May 18, 2006 12:17 PM  

    • Kamen Rider drinks water like camel also.....so he is Boss Lepton punya kaki lah.....leng lah....if only i can make my motorbike to water powdered...

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at May 18, 2006 1:29 PM  

    • Oi camel drink a lot of water meh???

      darn...... oi dun liddat la, trying hard leh hehehehe

      By Blogger Boss Lepton, at May 18, 2006 3:51 PM  

    • Huaaaaaa H20 - HHO. 100 miles on 4 ounces of water...walau...and it's only 'warm to the touch'?? And the NEWater thing, it was developed by this orphan from some ulu place in kedah. No shit...(pun intended)

      Oi, shouldn't u be off studying??? Haaha...Good luck!

      By Blogger ~sTePh~, at May 18, 2006 7:10 PM  

    • LENG~

      By Anonymous lancebaby, at May 18, 2006 7:12 PM  

    • eh please la although kedah ulu, it's my fav place in the world ok?

      hehehehe

      HAIL KEDAH!!!

      By Blogger Boss Lepton, at May 18, 2006 9:48 PM  

    • HAIL PENANG!!!

      HAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 18, 2006 10:54 PM  

    • I love our water you know... It just tastes like seawater occasionally okay...

      By Anonymous Lance, at May 19, 2006 1:52 AM  

    • eh leng. i find this post interesting lol.

      AND I LIKE SITI NURHALIZA TOOO.

      By Blogger Clem, at May 19, 2006 2:13 AM  

    • now wat wat wat wat's with Siti Nurhaliza and H20 issue ?

      By Blogger lufiasism, at May 19, 2006 4:17 PM  

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