Toilet? Not again?

It seems that there is something between Leng Mou and toilets. A lot of our previous posts have at least some kind of connection with toilets, starting from the very first post which Leng Mou readers felt disgust looking at, Rate My Shit, to Why make life difficult.

True, Boss Stewie takes credits for those posts and he's always the 1 coming up with whackier ideas anyway.

Well this 1 features another yet to mention aspect of going to toilet.

Yesterday I had my 3rd out of 7 exams. I wouldn't say it went too well but I guess it's not too bad. The walk back from the exam hall was chilly, much to do with the fact that one of the reasons I dislike UK is its weather, which is always gloomy. Although I have to say when it's sunny, I prefer it here to Malaysia.

Just as an example, one of the more gloomy days in UK.

So the walk wasn't that great. I was feeling quite disappointed with my performance but that's not the MAIN reason why I nearly started to sprint back.

My stomach was, well........ not cooperating with me very well. And to think that I managed to keep it silent throughout the exam was a job well done. It must something I ate the night before, or just excessive consumption of redbull, SUGARFREE of course.

The first thing I did when I reach my flat was hush hush to the toilet and ahhhh................ heaven.

I felt like
Sun coming out.Sun climax-ing.Then sun potong-steam-ing.

For those who wondered........... Yes I locked the door, I'm not that dumb ok?

Long way to go, so...... slack la.

It's times like these that i find my brain gets really creative.

Truth : Most of Boss Lepton's genius ideas come when I'm doing my business in the toilet. REALLY.

I actually came up with a way to block off the foul smell coming from whatever is below.

It really started just as a means to keep my hands occupied. I would take those toilet papers, separate them piece by piece and throw it down along with my poo.

Let me illustrate what I really mean, btw I call this the Layer Cake Method.

Yea you'll get what I mean.

Little did I(really) notice that I am consuming toilet papers like a humvee drinking petrol. Although it seems that California Governor Arnold Schwiiiii doesn't look like he agrees with me.

With great power(of playing with toilet papers) comes great responsibility, or rather, great consequences. By the time I finish my business.....

Look closer........................Holy CRAP!!!! What do I do now????

Or let's put it this way, if you were in my shoes, what would you do???

Use finger???

Let's see here, stuck in the toilet with a dirty a**hole and NO TOILET PAPERS.

The truth was I wasn't even panicking, I knew exactly what I had to do at this point.

Let's see, cost concept, going concern, business entity concept........... etc, not really that important now is it?Fold in to half.

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Hey this part is *censored* ok? So no peeping, zil, nil, nothing, CENSORED!!!

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...........ok finally done, hope it's clean

End of story.

Why do I say that I know exactly what to do? That's because this is NOT my first time la. Hahaha desperate times call for desperate measures........

Learn something new??? It's not that bad actually you know, just a bit harder than Audrex or Charmin, which Boss Stewie uses.

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And something I took out of random when I came out from my toilet, click on the pic to read what it really says.

p.s. so Koyuuken how's this 1? Leng or not?

p.p.s. Please still scroll down to check out the awesome video from the last post :D