• The Boss is coming! Look busy!
  • List of bloggers going for the 29th July 2006 Bloggers Meet at KLCC
  • Monday, May 22, 2006

    Toilet? Not again?

    It seems that there is something between Leng Mou and toilets. A lot of our previous posts have at least some kind of connection with toilets, starting from the very first post which Leng Mou readers felt disgust looking at, Rate My Shit, to Why make life difficult.

    True, Boss Stewie takes credits for those posts and he's always the 1 coming up with whackier ideas anyway.

    Well this 1 features another yet to mention aspect of going to toilet.

    Yesterday I had my 3rd out of 7 exams. I wouldn't say it went too well but I guess it's not too bad. The walk back from the exam hall was chilly, much to do with the fact that one of the reasons I dislike UK is its weather, which is always gloomy. Although I have to say when it's sunny, I prefer it here to Malaysia.

    Just as an example, one of the more gloomy days in UK.


    So the walk wasn't that great. I was feeling quite disappointed with my performance but that's not the MAIN reason why I nearly started to sprint back.

    My stomach was, well........ not cooperating with me very well. And to think that I managed to keep it silent throughout the exam was a job well done. It must something I ate the night before, or just excessive consumption of redbull, SUGARFREE of course.

    The first thing I did when I reach my flat was hush hush to the toilet and ahhhh................ heaven.

    I felt like
    Sun coming out.Sun climax-ing.Then sun potong-steam-ing.

    For those who wondered........... Yes I locked the door, I'm not that dumb ok?

    Long way to go, so...... slack la.

    It's times like these that i find my brain gets really creative.

    Truth : Most of Boss Lepton's genius ideas come when I'm doing my business in the toilet. REALLY.

    I actually came up with a way to block off the foul smell coming from whatever is below.

    It really started just as a means to keep my hands occupied. I would take those toilet papers, separate them piece by piece and throw it down along with my poo.

    Let me illustrate what I really mean, btw I call this the Layer Cake Method.

    Yea you'll get what I mean.

    Little did I(really) notice that I am consuming toilet papers like a humvee drinking petrol. Although it seems that California Governor Arnold Schwiiiii doesn't look like he agrees with me.

    With great power(of playing with toilet papers) comes great responsibility, or rather, great consequences. By the time I finish my business.....

    Look closer........................Holy CRAP!!!! What do I do now????

    Or let's put it this way, if you were in my shoes, what would you do???

    Use finger???

    Let's see here, stuck in the toilet with a dirty a**hole and NO TOILET PAPERS.

    The truth was I wasn't even panicking, I knew exactly what I had to do at this point.

    Let's see, cost concept, going concern, business entity concept........... etc, not really that important now is it?Fold in to half.

    .............

    ............

    ............

    ..............

    ..............

    .............

    ............

    Hey this part is *censored* ok? So no peeping, zil, nil, nothing, CENSORED!!!

    .............

    ................

    ..............

    ...............

    ..............

    ..................

    ..............

    ..................

    ............

    ..............

    ...........ok finally done, hope it's clean

    End of story.

    Why do I say that I know exactly what to do? That's because this is NOT my first time la. Hahaha desperate times call for desperate measures........

    Learn something new??? It's not that bad actually you know, just a bit harder than Audrex or Charmin, which Boss Stewie uses.

    ...................

    And something I took out of random when I came out from my toilet, click on the pic to read what it really says.

    p.s. so Koyuuken how's this 1? Leng or not?

    p.p.s. Please still scroll down to check out the awesome video from the last post :D

    21 Comments:

    • Errmm... Another mou~! But good try. :P

      By Blogger Jason, at May 21, 2006 9:56 PM  

    • huh?

      hehehehehe jason slack la

      By Blogger Boss Lepton, at May 21, 2006 10:01 PM  

    • HAHAHAHAA I LIKE THIS POST

      give u a LENG

      12-10

      and i can't believe u brought ur mashimaro with u all the way to the UK!!!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 21, 2006 10:16 PM  

    • another leng from my boss

      LENG!!!

      DAMN LENG!!!

      although it seems like next week i still have to buy my boss duck

      sigh..........

      By Blogger Boss Lepton, at May 21, 2006 10:30 PM  

    • What?! Boss Lepton like a girl, has his own favourite/cannot leave behind plushie/soft toy?

      Looks at Boss Lepton with you-know-what-"ngan shan"...

      Sisssssy...

      By Blogger Jason, at May 21, 2006 10:48 PM  

    • LOL.
      Despite the obvious grossness---
      LENG.

      I liked that penguin and that rabbit-
      is tha name mashimaru or something?
      Cant remember.

      By Blogger Yuen, at May 21, 2006 11:40 PM  

    • hiaya
      you should mix redbull with double vodka to get better results.

      By Anonymous yothemans, at May 21, 2006 11:57 PM  

    • hahahaha

      they have names ok

      from left to right

      Quix(Cool name eh?)
      Tobogan
      and er....... mashimaro is just mashimaro

      Hey I will leave them behind ok? They were presents and I felt that it would be too heavy for my luggage to bring them back to malaysia so I haven't done it yet.

      It's not like i hug them to sleep

      Damn you Jason &@*%^%^%#@

      hehehehe

      By Blogger Boss Lepton, at May 21, 2006 11:59 PM  

    • Ohhh... So that's what papers are for.

      And I used to use my fing... *censored*

      By Anonymous Lance, at May 22, 2006 12:30 AM  

    • WHAT?!?!? u mean u're going to leave mashimaro behind when you go back to malaysia?

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 22, 2006 12:32 AM  

    • eh what happened to the red mat that this mashimaro comes with?


      last time my ex-gf liked all these McDs mashimaro's so i collected all of them one by one. almost every week eat happy meal...

      and she used to love them all so much keeping them in a cute little drawer.


      but after i left her for another girl... she kinda threw them out... either that or her 2 year old little sister is drooling all over them right now

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 22, 2006 12:34 AM  

    • I collect all those McD Mashimaro...still have it around.

      As long you don't wipe your ass with that poor fella, that's good alrdy. LOL.

      By Anonymous Chapree Da Grande, at May 22, 2006 8:43 AM  

    • OMG u brought thean's mashimaro over to uk roflmao
      mahai dun tell me u still rubbing ur nose with that poor little mashimaro's nose

      lol

      By Blogger William, at May 22, 2006 9:37 AM  

    • SHIT
      i just thought about that mashimaro
      and i remembered he was in a porno with adrian's platypus
      u still have that .gif ahh lepton?

      By Blogger William, at May 22, 2006 9:40 AM  

    • Got, maybe I'll put it up sometimes in the future

      By Blogger Boss Lepton, at May 22, 2006 9:53 AM  

    • Boss Lepton, I see your effort put into this post. LENG for you.

      By Blogger Ianfluenza, at May 22, 2006 10:24 AM  

    • mashimaro porno?
      now what did i miss from my years of friendship with u boss?

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 22, 2006 3:08 PM  

    • omg u take photo while shitting??

      erm.. beter not touch ur cam lol........ kiddin

      By Anonymous smashpOp, at May 23, 2006 12:25 AM  

    • LENG~!!! this gives me an idea of how to dispose off my post-exam notes that is piling up in stacks.... >:)

      By Blogger William Leong, at May 23, 2006 11:17 AM  

    • Finally! A Leng for you Boss Lepton!

      By Anonymous Din, at May 23, 2006 3:08 PM  

    • LENG !!! weird yet useful !!!

      By Anonymous AKLufias, at May 24, 2006 5:49 PM  

    Post a Comment

    << Home