Rate My Shit

WARNING: THIS BLOG ENTRY IS NOT MEANT TO BE READ SHORTLY BEFORE OR AFTER A MEAL. THE BLOGGER TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY PROJECTILE PUKING OR LOSS OF APPETITE AS A RESULT OF THIS POST.

I decided to wander around the internet and once again I stumbled (well, again... not exactly 'stumbled') upon a very very 'interesting' site.

Now I have heard of sites where people would rate how you look, rate your body, rate your breasts (hopefully only if you were a woman) and even rate your cock (nono... we asian cocks small.. don't post it up there unless you're looking for trouble). But I had never seen anything like this.

So come closer to the screen and take a good look at this

and this



Now... the interesting bit about this is not the shit itself, but the response you would have when you first take a look at this. If you were thinking

"What the hell did this guy eat to have such big shit!!!"
or

"How big must his asshole be?!"

or even

"HOLY FLYING FUCK... THAT IS ONE BIG PIECE OF SHIT"

Then... I hate to be the one to break it to you... but you have issues. So, do drop me an e-mail and I'll recommend you to a family friend and a great psychiatrist at Lam Wah Yee Hospital in Penang.

Now, a normal person's reaction to seeing those photos would be

"Which sick FUK would take a picture of his own SHIT and put it up on the internet ?!?!?!"
or
"What the hell is Stewie high on this time???"

Yes yes that's right...

So now.. lets try again. Take a look at this picture.



NO NO NO!!!! YOU SHOULD NOT BE WONDERING IF THAT PIECE OF SHIT IS REALLY 100% MCDONALDS!!! YOU SHOULD BE THINKING WHAT KIND OF RETARDED SICK FUCK WOULD STICK A TOOTHPICK IN HIS SHIT!!!!

GEEEEEEeeeeezz!!!

PS 1: I know how this must look... "Retarded Stewie... first looking online for pictures of Malaysian toilets... and now looking online for pictures of shit...." so in my defence.... all I have to say is... "AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

PS 2: If looking at pieces of shit turn you on... then go to www.ratemypoo.com and knock yourself out...