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  • Wednesday, November 23, 2005

    Rate My Shit

    WARNING: THIS BLOG ENTRY IS NOT MEANT TO BE READ SHORTLY BEFORE OR AFTER A MEAL. THE BLOGGER TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY PROJECTILE PUKING OR LOSS OF APPETITE AS A RESULT OF THIS POST.

    I decided to wander around the internet and once again I stumbled (well, again... not exactly 'stumbled') upon a very very 'interesting' site.

    Now I have heard of sites where people would rate how you look, rate your body, rate your breasts (hopefully only if you were a woman) and even rate your cock (nono... we asian cocks small.. don't post it up there unless you're looking for trouble). But I had never seen anything like this.

    So come closer to the screen and take a good look at this




    and this



    Now... the interesting bit about this is not the shit itself, but the response you would have when you first take a look at this. If you were thinking

    "What the hell did this guy eat to have such big shit!!!"
    or

    "How big must his asshole be?!"

    or even

    "HOLY FLYING FUCK... THAT IS ONE BIG PIECE OF SHIT"

    Then... I hate to be the one to break it to you... but you have issues. So, do drop me an e-mail and I'll recommend you to a family friend and a great psychiatrist at Lam Wah Yee Hospital in Penang.

    Now, a normal person's reaction to seeing those photos would be

    "Which sick FUK would take a picture of his own SHIT and put it up on the internet ?!?!?!"
    or
    "What the hell is Stewie high on this time???"

    Yes yes that's right...

    So now.. lets try again. Take a look at this picture.



    NO NO NO!!!! YOU SHOULD NOT BE WONDERING IF THAT PIECE OF SHIT IS REALLY 100% MCDONALDS!!! YOU SHOULD BE THINKING WHAT KIND OF RETARDED SICK FUCK WOULD STICK A TOOTHPICK IN HIS SHIT!!!!

    GEEEEEEeeeeezz!!!

    PS 1: I know how this must look... "Retarded Stewie... first looking online for pictures of Malaysian toilets... and now looking online for pictures of shit...." so in my defence.... all I have to say is... "AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"


    PS 2: If looking at pieces of shit turn you on... then go to www.ratemypoo.com and knock yourself out...

    25 Comments:

    • *VOMIT*
      I can't believe I really made this post.. hahaahah

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at November 23, 2005 3:37 AM  

    • dont worry man. just so you know, i liiiiike it... though you could've talked more about shit though.. like different categories of shit.. instead of just showing awesome pictures... you should take a picture of your own shit.. maybe eat something that turns your shit into something colourful... no LENG and no MOU.. absolutely neutral at this point..

      By Anonymous Adrian, at November 23, 2005 4:12 AM  

    • hahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!! boss!!!i donno wat to say... but LENG!!!hahaha!!! -zw-

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at November 23, 2005 4:23 AM  

    • the 2ndand 3rd ones are leng... gosh... i saw it right after dinner..

      By Blogger I'm not the chipmunk, at November 23, 2005 5:07 AM  

    • hahahah
      the 2nd and 3rd ones?
      u mean the 2nd and 3rd picture of the shit!??! aaaaahahahaha

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at November 23, 2005 6:07 AM  

    • Leng to adrian's post

      for my boss: MOU MOU MOU!! absolutely disgusting, really boss......

      By Blogger Boss Lepton, at November 23, 2005 6:39 AM  

    • did u run out of topics to speak about?

      mou for u

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at November 23, 2005 6:44 AM  

    • AUGHHHHhhhhh
      another mou from my boss...
      one step further away from my roast duck at the end of the year!!!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at November 23, 2005 7:09 AM  

    • holy shit..almost chocked on my own saliva..

      By Blogger yuin, at November 23, 2005 4:43 PM  

    • lol

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at November 23, 2005 8:13 PM  

    • CRAZEE !!! what u up to laa ? revenge over someone issit ?

      mou mou mou mou....

      By Anonymous AKSaiful, at November 23, 2005 10:32 PM  

    • leng leng - daring to put such stuff on the net....

      By Anonymous AKSaiful, at November 23, 2005 10:36 PM  

    • The first pic.. i think tat guy/girl has too much fatty food+lots of veges. And man... tat's a looooooon piece of shit. *Roffles* I'm starting to feel hungry now. Don't think of anythin else ok

      By Anonymous Alex, at November 24, 2005 10:03 PM  

    • shittingly interestingly shitty!

      al

      By Anonymous Al, at November 27, 2005 2:02 AM  

    • The result of too much anal sex :S

      By Blogger JustAnotherTragedy, at December 06, 2005 12:56 PM  

    • EEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee))))))))))YAKKKKKKKKKKSsssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...sooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAAAAAAAAKkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!DAMN it...hahahahahahahahahahahaha

      By Anonymous se-da-fei-nie, at January 19, 2006 12:23 PM  

    • the second poo got my vote. first one can be done easily with the help of lax and the third one is just a pathetic use of gimmicks.

      By Blogger Benjamin, at May 22, 2006 10:38 PM  

    • Eh Boss, dunno if you know this or not...if you drink down some chlorophyl drink, you're shit will come out 100% green!!! You should try it...i know it'd make a great picture lol

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 08, 2006 1:32 AM  

    • ~_~;

      My first thought when I saw it was trying to scrutinize what the fella ate until the crap got multicolor wan ... looks like shit floating in some ABC soup wei~!

      I must be not normal kua ...

      By Blogger Gwen, at July 11, 2006 12:24 PM  

    • http://www.flickr.com/photos/44881922@N00/244223326/

      Please go here and look at my poop pic, i did this today 9/15/2006. If you like it you should add it to this fine collection.

      By Anonymous Dan, at September 16, 2006 9:14 AM  

    • u sik people stop shittin and stop puttin ur shits on the net u sad shitty low lifes go fuk ur shitty shit bitches

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 07, 2007 1:29 AM  

    • yeah~ real shit 4 real meal...
      hehehehe..its not discusting rite??
      its our meal...kekeke...but its turns into shit bcoz of we... think bout it?? YEAH~~!!! rock babeh!!!

      By Anonymous chipmunk, at January 20, 2008 5:47 PM  

    • Oh my!!!

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