If u're after a vegetarian.......

.............Consider this (And I do mean consider it if you're a guy) As so I understand that there are 5 categories of vegetarians. Just to let the world know I've found out another category of vegetarian, hence naming it Vege-6:

1. Vegan - No animal product. Might not even wear leather or eat honey. (Destined to be virgin for life)
2. Vegetarian - Consume no meat.
3. Lacto-ovo-vegetarian - eat eggs, dairy products, milk or plant foods( gheesh, what's a plant food? Fertelizer? Might want to consider if kissing them)
4. Lacto-vegetarian - eat milk, dairy products.....
5. Ovo-vegetarian - ............ ( start getting lazy, you figure out yrself)

So those are the yada-yada types of vegetarians blah blah.

Here's number 6, consider these famous vegetarians:

Oh yes, Alec Baldwin(orang sayur) and Alicia Silverstone(vegan)


If you didn't get the hint then obviously you haven't had this out-of-this-world pleasure b4


Here's the answer for all you sad ppl:

Courtesy of The King and Lady Arwen(also orang sayur)
Ok that's the further's I could go without mentioning that word.

So the next time you ever think of hooking up with a vegetarian, please use the following pick-up line:

"So what types of meat do you allow into your mouth?" or
"Are you Vege-6?" (Then they would get puzzled and you're still into a good night)
If you don't get slapped in the face, you're into some good stuff ;)



p.s. Orang sayur = vegatable human in Malay

p.p.s. I might get slapped by a certain somebody after this...... I'm so sad......