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  • Wednesday, June 07, 2006

    To blow or not to blow... that is the question

    I am down in KL these few days to see relatives, friends and of course more importantly, my baby.

    But my baby is in the middle of her exams now so she's a very busy busy girl.

    So here I am, sitting right next to her while she studies, armed with a laptop and once again surfing the internet.


    It is amazing what you can find on the internet these days.

    Apparently the American Dental Association says that semen (as in the liquid where your sperm swims in) cuts plaque and tartar by 77%

    So what they're indirectly implying is that women who 'blow' will have beautiful teeth like this

    and women who don't 'blow' will have less beautiful teeth

    THAT IS JUST PERFECT BULLSHIT!!!

    We now have another excuse to help convince our dear girlfriends that giving blowjobs are good for them.

    It disgusts me to see that some men will come up with LIES LIKE THESE just to TRICK our women into performing the DEGRADING ACT of a BLOWJOB.

    CHAUVINISTIC PIGS!!! THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE!!!

    KUDOS TO SHAME ON MEN LIKE THAT.

    I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY TO PEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!

    Ok... that's the end of the post today. The last part is just for the guys.


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    Seriously girls.. the last part is just for the guys... you know.. just guy stuff.. wouldn't interest you.. things like who's going to make it to the World Cup Semi-Finals this year and which car is faster, a BMW 325i or a Mercedes C230 Compressor.

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    Are the girls gone yet?

    Great... now that the girls are gone... all I have to say is...

    WOOHOOO!!!! DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?!?!?

    "SEMEN CUTS PLAGUE AND TARTAR BY 77%"

    WHAT A FANTASTIC AND INGENIUS CON JOB!!

    And no it doesn't matter if it is true or not because all that matters now is that....

    LIFE IS GOOD ONCE AGAIN... BWAAHAHAHAA

    So go men... go MAKE ME PROUD and SPREAD THE WORD...

    Whew.. its a good thing that all women are honest and actually stop reading when we tell them to stop reading... right?

    I mean... no girl would really read the last part right?? right?

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