UH OH....
I have been screwing up things with my baby lately.
First I called her fat resulting in her punishing me by giving me a turtle to wear on my phone.
Then I accidentally broke the string that attached the turtle to my phone.
I spent forever begging for forgiveness and promised to take care of the turtle.
And now... when I thought things couldn't get any worse...
Yes... I LOST THE FUKING PIECE OF SH*T!!!
AUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEARS... TEARS... TEARS IN MY EYES!!!
WOMEN SHOULD NOT GIVE MEN LITTLE THINGS LIKE THIS!!!
OUR FINGERS ARE TOO BIG FOR THEM!!!
First I called her fat resulting in her punishing me by giving me a turtle to wear on my phone.
Then I accidentally broke the string that attached the turtle to my phone.
I spent forever begging for forgiveness and promised to take care of the turtle.
And now... when I thought things couldn't get any worse...
Yes... I LOST THE FUKING PIECE OF SH*T!!!
AUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEARS... TEARS... TEARS IN MY EYES!!!
WOMEN SHOULD NOT GIVE MEN LITTLE THINGS LIKE THIS!!!
OUR FINGERS ARE TOO BIG FOR THEM!!!
31 Comments:
Aiks! Stewie! I gave my 2 cents on the last one so you can fix it! Lol.
Go look for it! Under the bed, everywhere. Or try to figure out where she could possibly have bought it.
Best of luck. ;)
By Anonymous, at June 14, 2006 10:54 AM
ALYNNA... I DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT LOOKING FOR THE TINY PIECE OF SH*T!!!!
ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Boss Stewie, at June 14, 2006 11:06 AM
oh crap... You're so screwed... Is it even possible for you to buy an identical one? Your pink furball's on its way... And maybe this time she's gonna give you a massive one so your fingers can grab them...
Did you look in the car? Or your laundry?
By Ianfluenza, at June 14, 2006 11:17 AM
she will most probably give you another one, dont worry la ...
another which will be big enough to fit ur phone in! a cute cute turtle phoen pouch, must be furry some more ... hahaha
By earl-ku, at June 14, 2006 12:08 PM
i agree with earl-ku...
maybe a big furry pouch with a turtle in the front... or since this is the 2nd time u've mistreated the turtle, she might just make it a PINK pouch with glittery stars & sequins... kakaka...
By Ryudiculous, at June 14, 2006 12:23 PM
Boss Stewie..lost liao good for u la...kakakaka
i know i will burst out laughing laughing if i c an adult man toking on his hp with a cute little turtul hanging out from his phone but i wont tell him Y...lolzz
By Anonymous, at June 14, 2006 12:40 PM
eh I ever have friend who lost his hp, no choice have to sue his wife one.. wife's hp got lots of Hello Kitty stuff dangling with bells... at least go 10. Every time he need to use the phone to talk, he gotta use one hand hold the phone and the other cover the dangling thingies.. hee hee so farnie
By Anonymous, at June 14, 2006 12:45 PM
AAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Boss Stewie, at June 14, 2006 12:59 PM
Though I pity you, I can't stop laughing either :D They say bad luck come in 3s so maybe your luck will change soon :)
By Emily, at June 14, 2006 2:58 PM
maybe she hide it?
By T3h Gr33n C0w, at June 14, 2006 3:02 PM
Come out come out you sonofabitch... >.<
By Anonymous, at June 14, 2006 3:16 PM
Boss, you just digged your own grave, 12 feet under! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
I really pity you, but still... HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
Now, where's your baby's email address har?
By Jason Lioh, at June 14, 2006 3:31 PM
MIDVALLEY. Get another 1. I just saw the exact thing in Midvalley last night. Go to the cinema floor.. then there's those lil stalls around.. it's one of those stalls..
By chocolat-latte', at June 14, 2006 4:52 PM
jason.. u no sympathy for a dying man wan u
By Boss Stewie, at June 14, 2006 5:42 PM
hey boss,
Go buy replace with Hello Kitty.. maybe your baby will forgive you leh ... Muahahahahaha!!!!!
By Anonymous, at June 14, 2006 5:47 PM
NEVERRRRRr
although i would prob settle for a hello kitty instead of a large pink furry ball..
no wait.. what am i talking about??
NOOOO I WOULD RATHER ATTACH A PAIR OF BALLS TO MY PHONE!!!
By Boss Stewie, at June 14, 2006 6:07 PM
Well, get another sissy pink furry love shape with you and your baby's initial on it and hang it as a replacement or of the turtle that's gone looking for another owner lor..hehehe.....Nice form of punishment also..hehehe....
By Kelly, at June 14, 2006 7:47 PM
Gosh, this is bad.
I have a tortoise at home as a pet..can borrow u one day if u want...hehehee...
By Ellone, at June 14, 2006 9:37 PM
WAT?????DARE U DO THAT TO ME AND POOR LITTLE TURTLE!
*sniff sniff sniff*....
how could u do that to us?
emhmm.....
well,to the commentators in the last post,i ll think of ur suggestions once again and this time i WILL do that to boss stewie liao.
By Anonymous, at June 14, 2006 10:20 PM
NO
NOOO BABY
I DIDN'T LOSE IT ON PURPOSE!!!
By Boss Stewie, at June 14, 2006 11:00 PM
HOHOHO!!! Boss Stewie, may you rest in peace.
By Jason Lioh, at June 14, 2006 11:28 PM
She should replace your phone with a pink one.. It'll be harder to "lose" that so easily ^^
By Jackson, at June 15, 2006 12:57 AM
omigawrd boss stewie!
hahahah damn funny hahahahahahaha
damn alot of trouble huh the small turtle cause u hahaha :P
one small turtle! hahahahah
boss stewie's baby, i think ur one helluva woman and i respect u all the way laaa hahahahahahahah
boss stewie, i think ur...HAHAHAHAHAAHHA jasons rite, SHOULD pity u but....HAHAHAHAHA
lol
By Anonymous, at June 15, 2006 3:00 AM
boss and baby seem like staging a drama, ahahaha
By Anonymous, at June 15, 2006 9:45 AM
small one u will lose it.. boss stewie's baby.. maybe u should buy him a BIG turtle ! see if he dare to lose or not... see if he still wanna complain about small turtle or not...
Kakkakaka
Rest in peace la.. boss!
By Anonymous, at June 15, 2006 1:41 PM
wahahhaha
it just keeps getting worst eh?
maybe it fell in the cuffs of ur pants?
lol
wishful thinking.
By Anonymous, at June 15, 2006 4:26 PM
its ok
my baby has forgiven me now.. she's just coming up with another punishment :(
By Boss Stewie, at June 15, 2006 5:49 PM
Ha ha ha! Pretty smart of your gf to give you something cute like that. Which remind me of a gift I got for my baby which is a silver turtle pendant. Never saw that thing hanging round his neck yet...emmm
Too bad you guys are too macho to have anything cute dangling near you LOL! FYI girls dig guys with cute stuff dangling on them ; )
By Anonymous, at June 15, 2006 7:46 PM
i will send flowers
By Unknown, at June 15, 2006 11:22 PM
"girls dig guys with cute stuff dangling on them"
nice try lin
u almost had me there for a minute
By Boss Stewie, at June 15, 2006 11:57 PM
hehehee! What do you call that thing that you are all very proud of that's dangling in between your thighs huh?????
Isn't that what girls dig most??
By Anonymous, at June 17, 2006 4:59 PM
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