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    • Tuesday, June 13, 2006

    Uh oh...

    Sometimes in life, people can be forced to do things they don't want to do but it doesn't necessarily mean that they'll find ways to get themselves out of the situation.

    I believe that some men are good in nature... that when the women they love tell them to do something, they will just listen and not retaliate...


    Yes... Boss Stewie is such a man... ... ... ...

    Ok you're probably wondering why I'm suddenly talking about all this rubbish...

    Well uhmm....     remember the turtle that my baby forced me to attach to my phone as punishment for saying I wouldn't be with her if she was fat?


    Uhmm... well... I kinda... broke it off by ACCIDENT!


     The damn thing is so small and attached on a little string to my phone that comes off easy.. really!!

    No I wasn't ROUGH WITH IT (well ok maybe a little) and I didn't DO IT ON PURPOSE!!!

    AUUUGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    As I write this now my baby is having her exams so she won't be able to see this post for another 1 hour at least...

    QUICK!! SOMEONE... TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

    I can't go buy another string because she WOULD KNOW!!!

    I've tried using scotch tape to tape the thing back together but it just won't HOLD!!!

    I've tried using GUM but it still won't HOLD!!!

    AUGHHH!!!! QUICK.. SOMEONE SUGGEST SOMETHING NOW...     NO TIME... NO TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

    QUICK QUICK... BEFORE MY BABY SEES THIS AND THEN ALL YOU WILL SEE WHEN YOU COME TO LENG MOU IS

    posted by Boss Stewie at 11:18 AM

    32 Comments:

    • SEW IT BACK QUICKLY THEN!

      At least it shows that you have a certain level of sincerity.

      By Blogger Dana, at June 13, 2006 11:34 AM  

    • Boss Stewie...give ur body self 2 her as apology lor...HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

      i give u solution liao..now where is Adrian's msn!!!!!!!!!!!!!*cried loudly*

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 13, 2006 11:38 AM  

    • i can not think if a solution to help you, but i have one in mind for your baby to punish you - attach the turtle to a chain and put it around your neck - muahahaha

      By Blogger earl-ku, at June 13, 2006 12:13 PM  

    • ARGH!!!

      Thanks Earl... that was a big help.. I'm sure my baby won't have any trouble thinking of hte next stage of punishment for me

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at June 13, 2006 12:21 PM  

    • Just tell her the truth with such a pleading and huhuhu expression..hahaha...and just keep nodding when she decides to hang another yet more cute and sissy pink colour teddy bear stringy..hahaha

      By Blogger Kelly, at June 13, 2006 1:05 PM  

    • walao you super hailat man

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 13, 2006 1:26 PM  

    • Your turtle still has the string on top hanging, right? Go to an accessories shop like Sinma or any of those little shops that sells customised bracelets, etc. They have one of those tiny silver loops. All they gotta do is grab a pair of pliers and attach it to the string on the turtle and then to the string thingy on your phone. I sound like I'm speaking French, but trust me, it works. You can even do it yourself if you understand WTF I've been rambling on about!

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 13, 2006 1:31 PM  

    • -_________-

      By Blogger こうゆうけん, at June 13, 2006 1:32 PM  

    • alynna was right.

      OR

      use an elephant glue. it definitely sticks again.

      By Blogger chocolat-latte', at June 13, 2006 1:33 PM  

    • thanks Alynna

      ON MY WAY!!!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at June 13, 2006 1:59 PM  

    • ahha.. it;s too late... R.I.P boss stewie... ahhahah

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 13, 2006 2:12 PM  

    • good riddance.

      but if you still wanna cover up, say you 'misplaced' your phone and then tell your baby 'hey look on the bright side, you didn't lose Boss Stewie...right?'

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 13, 2006 2:27 PM  

    • Haha just go to the sewing box and get some thread and loop the turtle to your phone and tie a dead knot. Maybe later she think u cuter than the turtle and ask u to remove it leh? :)

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 13, 2006 3:03 PM  

    • uhmmm run to the mountains?

      By Blogger Merv Kwok, at June 13, 2006 3:44 PM  

    • BOSS STEWIE!WAT DID U DO TO LITTLE TURTLE?
      :( now i so sad d....
      *sniff sniff*...could someone pls tell me wat to do???
      emhmmm...boss stewie notty....

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 13, 2006 5:46 PM  

    • Boss stewie, go tell your baby that

      A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND.

      But, is boss stewie hard? I doubt it.

      hehe

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 13, 2006 5:54 PM  

    • boss stewie notty must beat beat... quick go buy rottan... Muahahahahaha

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 13, 2006 6:24 PM  

    • hey baby.. change the turtle to hello kitty or my melody etc etc.. (-_-")

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 13, 2006 6:28 PM  

    • Buy the new string together with the clip currently attached to yer phone.One of the malls should have this. doesn't cost alot for someone who can afford a motorola!

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 13, 2006 6:38 PM  

    • Boss Stewie's baby:
      Make him wear a shocking pink hello kitty shirt! and post a pic of it on the Net!

      By Blogger electronicfly, at June 13, 2006 7:00 PM  

    • DAMMITT

      i was so close to doing the repair job but my baby saw this post before i could take it off

      wait.. i am in the middle of pujuking right now...

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at June 13, 2006 7:10 PM  

    • p/s: psst : to stewie's baby : put a hello kitty one on his phone this time. and threaten to flush his beautiful "manly" motorola razr down the toiletbowl if he loses it again.

      By Blogger Nie, at June 13, 2006 7:40 PM  

    • you can actually get another string thing with the little hook at the end and then attach the turtle back to it..but if by this time you're already food for the maggots then sorry!!

      By Blogger StephM, at June 13, 2006 7:54 PM  

    • Boss Stewie....the turtul commit suicide u not tam but u tam ur baby only ar....poor turtul....lolzz

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 13, 2006 8:00 PM  

    • Stewie baby: he made kuai lin gou with poor turrrrtell.... punishment time!! we all lurve to see what's in stored.
      Muahahhahahhaa....

      By Blogger Unknown, at June 13, 2006 10:29 PM  

    • You are so dead...!!!

      What happened? Sudah 12 hours still no update what happened to you one?

      By Blogger Jason Lioh, at June 13, 2006 11:33 PM  

    • u know what.. i think i should do this to my bf too.. i'll prob ends up with a PINK fluffy ball or hello kitty for his razr.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      *Hops around*

      *lalalalalalala*

      By Blogger chocolat-latte', at June 14, 2006 12:11 AM  

    • tell your baby you will sleep with the turtle next to your pillow.
      then at least it's a sweet thing to her, while your phone will be macho again.
      right?

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 14, 2006 9:16 AM  

    • KATZE... THAT IS A BRILLIANT IDEA!!!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at June 14, 2006 10:15 AM  

    • YOU SEE, KATZE!
      BAD INFLUENCE!
      ...
      but then he lost his turtle.
      MUAHAHAHHA

      By Blogger Nie, at June 14, 2006 6:02 PM  

    • AUGHH!!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at June 14, 2006 6:37 PM  

    • thanks to all suggestions.
      hmmm....should i do that to him once again?
      hehehhee

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at June 14, 2006 10:11 PM  

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