We Penang Drivers
We Penang Drivers are proud people.
Since light travels faster than sound, we believe that hand signals are more effective than the honk. For example:
This is the same sonofabitch 2 minutes later. 
And the same sonofabitch 3 minutes later
We Penang Drivers love our cars more than our women.
Some more than others... 
Where there is food... WE SHALL PARK.
Where there are yellow lines... WE SHALL STILL PARK.
And where there are fire hydrants... WE SHALL MOST DEFINATELY PARK
Annnnnd finally... we Penang Drivers... love our cheesy car stickers. 
PS: I blurred out the number plates of some of the traffic offenders... because I am not a bastard.
Since light travels faster than sound, we believe that hand signals are more effective than the honk. For example:
This is the same sonofabitch 2 minutes later. 
And the same sonofabitch 3 minutes later
We Penang Drivers love our cars more than our women.
Some more than others... 
Where there is food... WE SHALL PARK.
Where there are yellow lines... WE SHALL STILL PARK.
And where there are fire hydrants... WE SHALL MOST DEFINATELY PARK
Annnnnd finally... we Penang Drivers... love our cheesy car stickers. 
PS: I blurred out the number plates of some of the traffic offenders... because I am not a bastard.
posted by Boss Stewie at
8:02 AM
12 Comments:
WOW no wonder my driving so geng.. i'm from penang! born in penang, from penang... what's the difference... still malaysian lah
tiah we should meet up during the summer and do some jackass driving
LENG
By
Anonymous, at December 21, 2005 5:17 AM
hehehe yes
a proud penang driver i am
adrian... though i'm from penang.. i don't drive like u... few penang drivers drive like u.. u are a whole different league altogether
By
Boss Stewie, at December 21, 2005 10:29 AM
look who's trying to deceive the world out there saying he's of a different league! chehhh... i bet you're the same as well la...dun kesi kesi okay? you cannot bluff other penangites too... i'm also frm penang! yayyy... :)
By
Anonymous, at December 21, 2005 2:07 PM
Jess is from Penang?
Now how did I see that coming.. yes yes... nice girls are mostly from Penang
By
Boss Stewie, at December 21, 2005 6:00 PM
lol. that waja must be an automatic.
LENG
By
yuin, at December 21, 2005 7:25 PM
hahaha why would u say that yuin?
By
Boss Stewie, at December 21, 2005 8:07 PM
it'd be quite hard to change gears and control the steering wheel with one hand perpetually outisde the window.
By
yuin, at December 22, 2005 7:05 PM
hahahahahahaa
good point yuin
but some people seem to do it fine..
By
Boss Stewie, at December 23, 2005 3:37 PM
it's possible to drive a manual car and put one hand perpetually outside the window. plus.... u nearly got someone's driver scolded because of parking wherever he likes from ur non-copyrighted pictures.
By
Anonymous, at December 23, 2005 7:13 PM
lol
hahaha
By
Boss Stewie, at December 23, 2005 9:32 PM
auto bavaria wor
BMW wor........
MOU MOU MOU!!!
My toyota also got la hmmmmphh!!
By
Wilson J Q Quah, at January 08, 2006 11:03 AM
LENG!
By
Anonymous, at January 19, 2006 3:30 PM
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