All Men Should Read This
Prostate cancer is the second leading cause of cancer death among men. It is rumoured that Chinese/Japanese men stand a higher chance of being diagnosed with prostate cancer simply because we love to eat soya sauce. And soya sauce.. BAD!! BAD SOYA SAUCE. So what can we men do about it?
Well.. we could eat more tomatoes which are known to prevent it...
but that's no fun.. is it?
Here's the good news.
Researchers have recently suggested that regular masturbation reduces the risk of prostate cancer among men. According to them, cancer-causing chemicals can build up in a man's prostate if he doesn't masturbate regularly. Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer in later life.
So if you are a man. Visit your local book store... pick up one of these
AND WANK AWAY LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW...
That's right.. give yourself a chop, wank away, slap the pony... whatever it is you want to call it.
But... we at Leng Mou? understand that in some countries like China, porn and even the internet is censored. So, just like how our cavemen ancestors satisfied themselves, we have come up with our own 'home made' porn.We call her Lucy. She is 21 years old, bust 36D , height 185cm and works at a part time modelling agency. So WANK AWAY BOYS
PS: I failed art in school
This is Boss Stewie... doing his bit for mankind...
Well.. we could eat more tomatoes which are known to prevent it...
but that's no fun.. is it?
Here's the good news.
Researchers have recently suggested that regular masturbation reduces the risk of prostate cancer among men. According to them, cancer-causing chemicals can build up in a man's prostate if he doesn't masturbate regularly. Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer in later life.
So if you are a man. Visit your local book store... pick up one of these
AND WANK AWAY LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW...
That's right.. give yourself a chop, wank away, slap the pony... whatever it is you want to call it.
But... we at Leng Mou? understand that in some countries like China, porn and even the internet is censored. So, just like how our cavemen ancestors satisfied themselves, we have come up with our own 'home made' porn.We call her Lucy. She is 21 years old, bust 36D , height 185cm and works at a part time modelling agency. So WANK AWAY BOYS
PS: I failed art in school
This is Boss Stewie... doing his bit for mankind...
9 Comments:
HAAHAHAHAH
THAT IS ONE FUGLY GIRL
By Boss Stewie, at December 14, 2005 8:45 AM
you use to suck in maths too :)
Maxine
By Anonymous, at December 14, 2005 3:08 PM
cool
my tfk outweighs my soya sauce consumption ^^
By William, at December 14, 2005 5:15 PM
*pukes* fuck! that one man or/and girl also i dunno... *pukes again*
HAAHAHAHAH YUIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
By Boss Stewie, at December 14, 2005 6:50 PM
i tfk not because i dun want to get prostate cancer. i tfk becuase i totally enjoy it.
a wank a day keeps the prostate cancer away. so no worries here.
By cccp, at December 14, 2005 10:42 PM
that picture is funny!
By Anonymous, at December 14, 2005 11:25 PM
yo man.. dont tfk too much... once i tfk 7 times in 10 hours.. mahai.. cannot tfk for the rest of the month.. but you know whats fun? if you stay outside long enough for your hands to feel numb, the most fun way to warm it back up is to tfk... too bad we're asians and we cant warm up both hands at the same time.. only selected regions of a single hand... siiiigh..
LENG. next time we tfk, keep your doors and windows open and lights on and speaker volume on maximum to spread the msg!
By Anonymous, at December 15, 2005 4:43 AM
HAHAHA 6-3 SCORE
LENG
By Boss Stewie, at December 15, 2005 8:58 PM
oops
forgot to add the "leng" for the sleeping in lectures
so its actually 7-3
leng hahaha
By Boss Stewie, at December 15, 2005 9:02 PM
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