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  • Wednesday, December 14, 2005

    All Men Should Read This

    Prostate cancer is the second leading cause of cancer death among men. It is rumoured that Chinese/Japanese men stand a higher chance of being diagnosed with prostate cancer simply because we love to eat soya sauce. And soya sauce.. BAD!! BAD SOYA SAUCE. So what can we men do about it?
    Well.. we could eat more tomatoes which are known to prevent it...


    but that's no fun.. is it?
    Here's the good news.


    Researchers have recently suggested that regular masturbation reduces the risk of prostate cancer among men. According to them, cancer-causing chemicals can b
    uild up in a man's prostate if he doesn't masturbate regularly. Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer in later life.

    So if you are a man. Visit your local book store... pick up one of these



    AND WANK AWAY LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW...

    That's right.. give yourself a chop, wank away, slap the pony... whatever it is you want to call it.

    But... we at Leng Mou? understand that in some countries like China, porn and even the internet is censored. So, just like how our cavemen ancestors satisfied themselves, we have come up with our own 'home made' porn.
    We call her Lucy. She is 21 years old, bust 36D , height 185cm and works at a part time modelling agency. So WANK AWAY BOYS

    PS: I failed art in school

    This is Boss Stewie... doing his bit for mankind...

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