How we all sleep in Classes and Lectures
There are just some things I love about university, and some things that I just hate. But among the things I love is that unlike school.. we can sleep all we want in lectures or classes and never have the teacher wake you up or discipline you at all.
So, I went for a two week campaign of catching people sleeping in lectures with my trusty Motorola V3 camera phone.It turned out that my "two week campaign" only needed to last a day. In one day, I saw enough people sleeping to get all the pictures I needed simply because EVERYBODY SLEEPS IN LECTURES!!!As we can all see by now, the most common style of sleeping in lectures is of course... the "Head on Table" style.
I caught three people sleeping in lectures and all three of them were doing it "Head on Table". Now here's a tip, if you sleep while sitting up (just like the guy on the most right of the picture directly below)... the teacher would believe you if you said you 'accidentally fell asleep'.If you sleep "Head on Table" (just like the guys in the middle of the previous 3 pictures), there is no way that could have been an accident unless of course you slept like this.
So if you're going to lie... lie smart or don't lie at all.
But if you do sleep "Head on Table" all the time.. don't feel too bad. Think of fuckers like this that sleep "Slumberland Style" in lectures.(Pic thanks to Douigh)
Or should I rename this to:
" I DUN GIVE A FLYING FUK ABOUT U OR UR LECTURE... SO FUK U.. AND FUK UR LECTURE... " style.
NOTE: ALL PICTURES TAKEN (with the exception of the second last one) ARE TRULY CANDID. NO MODELS/POSERS WERE USED.
So, I went for a two week campaign of catching people sleeping in lectures with my trusty Motorola V3 camera phone.It turned out that my "two week campaign" only needed to last a day. In one day, I saw enough people sleeping to get all the pictures I needed simply because EVERYBODY SLEEPS IN LECTURES!!!As we can all see by now, the most common style of sleeping in lectures is of course... the "Head on Table" style.
I caught three people sleeping in lectures and all three of them were doing it "Head on Table". Now here's a tip, if you sleep while sitting up (just like the guy on the most right of the picture directly below)... the teacher would believe you if you said you 'accidentally fell asleep'.If you sleep "Head on Table" (just like the guys in the middle of the previous 3 pictures), there is no way that could have been an accident unless of course you slept like this.
So if you're going to lie... lie smart or don't lie at all.
But if you do sleep "Head on Table" all the time.. don't feel too bad. Think of fuckers like this that sleep "Slumberland Style" in lectures.(Pic thanks to Douigh)
Or should I rename this to:
" I DUN GIVE A FLYING FUK ABOUT U OR UR LECTURE... SO FUK U.. AND FUK UR LECTURE... " style.
NOTE: ALL PICTURES TAKEN (with the exception of the second last one) ARE TRULY CANDID. NO MODELS/POSERS WERE USED.
9 Comments:
hey.. i know some of these people! hahahaha!( i'll give you a leng for that :P)
By Anonymous, at December 13, 2005 1:54 AM
AHAHA YAY !!
By Boss Stewie, at December 13, 2005 2:02 AM
yea i remember the time i slept right in front of mr.chan in HELP. me, jiajer, william, quah and tse jian went to his office to get help for some mechanics question. there were 2 chairs in front of his desk and i shotgunned one. it was a hot day outside and i just had lunch. 2 minutes into mr.chan's explaination, my head was on the table all the way till he's done explainning. he was just 2 feet away from me. i got fucked.
By Anonymous, at December 13, 2005 5:04 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok.. that's a whole different level ok.. you actually went IN to ask the teacher some stuff and fell asleep when he was explaining.. ish.. adrian.. terrible terrible!
By Boss Stewie, at December 13, 2005 6:39 AM
roflmao
dun think thean knows i took that pic
btw i have a few more of him rofl
the workings of a prodigal student ^^
By William, at December 13, 2005 10:26 AM
oh yah, i forgot to point out that thean was snoring while he was sleeping like that
the girls behind him were giggling at him rofl
By William, at December 13, 2005 10:27 AM
hhhahaha
thats our thean
By Boss Stewie, at December 13, 2005 11:09 AM
HAHAH LENG
By Boss Stewie, at December 15, 2005 8:59 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! This entry made me laugh so hard during work. I tried really hard to stop but the surpressing eventually made my cheeks muscles hurt and my shoulders to shake uncontrolably! Good one.
LENG!!!
By Anonymous, at January 19, 2006 3:42 PM
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