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  • Tuesday, December 13, 2005

    How we all sleep in Classes and Lectures

    There are just some things I love about university, and some things that I just hate. But among the things I love is that unlike school.. we can sleep all we want in lectures or classes and never have the teacher wake you up or discipline you at all.

    So, I went for a two week campaign of catching people sleeping in lectures with my trusty Motorola V3 camera phone.It turned out that my "two week campaign" only needed to last a day. In one day, I saw enough people sleeping to get all the pictures I needed simply because EVERYBODY SLEEPS IN LECTURES!!!As we can all see by now, the most common style of sleeping in lectures is of course... the "Head on Table" style.


    I caught three people sleeping in lectures and all three of them were doing it "Head on Table". Now here's a tip, if you sleep while sitting up (just like the guy on the most right of the picture directly below)... the teacher would believe you if you said you 'accidentally fell asleep'.If you sleep "Head on Table" (just like the guys in the middle of the previous 3 pictures), there is no way that could have been an accident unless of course you slept like this.
    So if you're going to lie... lie smart or don't lie at all.

    But if you do sleep "Head on Table" all the time.. don't feel too bad. Think of fuckers like this that sleep "Slumberland Style" in lectures.(Pic thanks to Douigh)
    Or should I rename this to:

    " I DUN GIVE A FLYING FUK ABOUT U OR UR LECTURE... SO FUK U.. AND FUK UR LECTURE... " style.

    NOTE: ALL PICTURES TAKEN (with the exception of the second last one) ARE TRULY CANDID. NO MODELS/POSERS WERE USED.

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