The World's Longest Sneezing Fit
I have been in agony these couple of days. For some reason, I have been having periods of RETARDED "Sneezing Fits" where I sneeze non-stop for a full minute. It is FUKIN RIDICOLOUS!!! I can't seem to get anything done. I even nearly knocked down a motorcyclist today when the BLEEPING SNEEZING FIT attacked me while I was driving.
I was SO CLOSE to being stopped by the cops for
"Membersining Sambil Memandu"
There is an old Japanese belief that a sneeze is a sign that someone is talking about you. So if any of you out there are talking about me... please please PLEASE STOP FOR THE LOVE OF STEWIE!!!
But for those of you that enjoy my agony. Here are some photos that were taken during one of my sneezing fits for you sick sick sick bastards!!! (Don't ask who the photographer was).
Anyway, in light of my agony I decided to read a little about "sneezing fits" and found out that the record holder for the longest sneezing fit in the world belongs to a Donna Griffiths. Her sneezing fit started on the 13th of January 1981 and ended on the 16th of September 1983 (that's 978 days). It was estimated that she had sneezed more than a million times in her first year.
That is just... FLIPPING RIDICOLOUS. If you're sneezing like that, don't bother using tissue paper, you'll be better off with a sponge.
I was SO CLOSE to being stopped by the cops for"Membersining Sambil Memandu"
There is an old Japanese belief that a sneeze is a sign that someone is talking about you. So if any of you out there are talking about me... please please PLEASE STOP FOR THE LOVE OF STEWIE!!!
But for those of you that enjoy my agony. Here are some photos that were taken during one of my sneezing fits for you sick sick sick bastards!!! (Don't ask who the photographer was).
Anyway, in light of my agony I decided to read a little about "sneezing fits" and found out that the record holder for the longest sneezing fit in the world belongs to a Donna Griffiths. Her sneezing fit started on the 13th of January 1981 and ended on the 16th of September 1983 (that's 978 days). It was estimated that she had sneezed more than a million times in her first year.
That is just... FLIPPING RIDICOLOUS. If you're sneezing like that, don't bother using tissue paper, you'll be better off with a sponge.posted by Boss Stewie at
9:02 AM
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Boss Stewie, at December 20, 2005 9:27 AM
I sneezed 174 times one day earlier this year, beating my previous record of 139 in a day. In return, I got people saying "Bless you" 68 times.
Don't say I don't count my blessings. Heh!
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dJ phuturecybersonique, at December 20, 2005 10:05 AM
when u sneeze, i'll say "kherzuntai" which means bless you. But, I'm probably the culprit too, hv been talkin' abt you often! *muahahaha*
DJ: you actually counted the num of times you sneezed and the blessings you got in return? *salutes*
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