Woo Hoo Skiing

Yesh, it's time to take a time out from my busy schedule packed with all the stupid assignments and preps for tests to talk about skiing. YESH!!! I'M GOING SKIING, the thing is....... my boss very "diao geh" and dowan to go skiing with me. Diao Geh summore la, muahaha I shall tempt my boss by showing him the wonderful things that might happen if he came along......

Here is my prediction on what might be going to happen........

YESH........ I might see this when I'm on the bus from Geneva Airport as I approach the valley(let's cut all the crap about getting to the airport,flying n getting drunk on the flight etc not worth mentioning), hope I'm awake then, I know sleeping on the bus is not the most comfortable thing but hey, conserve energy for some action on the slopes, OH RIGHT.......(boss, say this Quagmire style)

Ok, maybe the last picture made the slopes look very scary, maybe this 1 might be better at convincing u that this is a "SAFE" sport.

Er....... not too convincing, but nevermind, I mean it's not gonna be that bad right? I have insurance no problem. Although....... it might be worth taking down the number of the place in the blue sign and maybe confirming if they have anybody there speaking ENGLISH. I'm still sure it will be an action-packed FUN week to ski.......
Ahhh, now this is the part my boss will miss SO MUCH!!! Hehehe, I can even dream at night about this ahh ahh ahh(I realised if u're under 65 then u're always under 30 k??)....... ffs it's only a small obligation I'm sure the females won't mind right?? But i was thinking....... if my boss were to come, he would love the sign to be changed from “under 30 & under 65 kgs"to "under 160cm" right boss? I know your taste boss.

Anyway I think the sign would motivate me to head for the slopes asap, I mean 1 more lady seen naked is better than 1 less lady seen right?
..........I wish they could just stop warning us about all these. (and people don't fall over in such an awkward fashion, do they?) It's not gonna be that bad right?
According to http://pistehors.com/backcountry/wiki/Avalanches/Accident-Statistics, the total accidents in Chamonix is ......... 2 accidents 2 deaths........ ok statistic wat, come on how likely is it for me to get into an accident? huh??? Unless......
This is not a very nice thing to do right? I mean this is totally fiction, nobody would slam into a tree like that and if you just know how to avoid them you wouldn't have anything to worry about. Trees don't move!!! Do they? Am I just being paranoid, arghhhh i'm going skiing and I'm supposed to be enjoying this........
Ouch...........Oh jolly good, lucky i note down the number and also i must say, excellent service man. Got helicopter, syokzzz :D
I mean those people are so smart, so rare that you could g oon a helicopter and they prepare 1 so that you don't feel your pain so much. Oh wait, it's freezing cold so you wouldn't feel anything anyway, just numb......

OK la, maybe my boss won't miss skiing, but A-HA he would miss seeing my crash into that tree and the cool helicopter ride. Yesh BOSS YESH!!!






Oh yea boss, and this too........ hehehe I know la, no Japanese nurses in France, but still can fantasize right??

p.s. Boss if anything happens to me during the ski trip, you can give my portion of the duck to zw.

p.p.s. On second thought, eat my portion yourself so we can "suffer" together in the hospital