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  • Saturday, May 06, 2006

    TIU!

    I CANNOT BELIEVE you guys WON THE "FAIR" VOTE" IN SPITE OF BOSS LEPTON AND I MAKING IT SOOO "FAIR" !!!

    A total of 212 votes were cast.

    Of the 212, 94% voted that Yes: Leng Mou should show proof of their site stats.

    And of the 212... ONLY 12 (6%) VOTED "NO.

    WHY SO LITTLE?!?!?!

    Even when we had the previous vote on whether you should make love to a toilet roll,

    over 20% of the voters said that they WOULD INDEED FUK A TOILET ROLL!

    SO WHY ?!?!? WHY WOULD YOU FUK A TOILET ROLL BUT NOT VOTE FOR THE BOSSES?!?!?!
    WHY?!?! WHY?!?! TELL ME WHY?!!??!

    *sniff*

    But alright....

    After hearing the words "BOSS STEWIE... YOU'RE GOING DOWN" more than 20 times in the span of two days its time for me to keep up with my end of the bargain.

    But before that, please remember that Boss Stewie is a bit on the poor side so we use the more primitive stat counters. We count ourselves manually.

    So here is our proof of Leng Mou stats!

    There as you can see, Boss Stewie was telling the truth!

    Leng Mou gets a LEETLE bit more than 8 visits on average each day.

    Ok... so we've revealed everything. Thanks for playing guys.


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    What?

    Why are you guys looking at me like that?

    Its over... yes... we've revealed everything....

    What? No... no we're not bastards...


    Check back tomorrow for Boss Lepton's update...

    Ok bai bai!!!


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    *sigh*

    FINE

    These are the real stats.


    Now there are two important things to note about these stats:

    1) Although it says that we get an average of 956 visits per day, we use Sitemeter and Sitemeter has a reputation for OVERESTIMATING visits by far! So we get much less than in the stats.

    2) The average per day is taken as an average for this week. This week has been abnormally high for us. We usually get much closer to an average of 8 visits a day (seriously!) and far far away from 1,000 visits a day.

    Now to calculate the TRUE average visits per day we use a mathematical rule called the Leng Mou Theorem which states

    Actual Average Visits = Punca Kuasa Dua of Sitemeter stats * 0.26

    Therefore, if we apply the theorem

    Actual Average Visits = √956 * 0.26

    If you punch that into a calculator you should get 8.039.
    That is our actual number of visits per day.

    See? Like I told you guys before.. a leetle bit more than 8. Ish...

    Don't ask for a Leng Mou Theorem proof. Just accept it. Just like we learned in school that Hang Tuah was a hero...

    We ACCEPTED IT RIGHT???

    We DIDN'T ASK WHY!!!

    25 Comments:

    • Leng Mou Theorem? Bah~!

      The fun part is not looking at your stats, is to make you eat your words! Hahahah!

      So, when's the next voting?

      By Blogger Jason, at May 06, 2006 12:25 AM  

    • I scared di.. dun dare challenge my readers when it comes to voting already

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 06, 2006 12:28 AM  

    • ei i heard the pnishment for lying is cutting off the tongue in purgatory...u better get super glue before u go there oh~

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at May 06, 2006 12:29 AM  

    • ei i heard the pnishment for lying is cutting off the tongue in purgatory...u better get super glue before u go there oh~

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at May 06, 2006 12:29 AM  

    • Why got punca kuasa dua there...salah ni. You want Hang Tuah to come back and hantam u ah? :p

      By Anonymous Chapree Da Grande, at May 06, 2006 12:41 AM  

    • 8 visitors per day? You talk cock ah? Me myself at least twice visit your blog lah! Don't fucking bluff la!

      By Blogger こうゆうけん, at May 06, 2006 1:29 AM  

    • it's not eight.. it's 800.

      you're so modest boss. ;)

      By Blogger chocolat-latte', at May 06, 2006 1:39 AM  

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      By Blogger William Leong, at May 06, 2006 2:11 AM  

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      By Blogger William Leong, at May 06, 2006 2:12 AM  

    • spcifically liked the last 2 sentences... bwahahahhahhaah =))

      By Blogger William Leong, at May 06, 2006 2:13 AM  

    • Narrator: Since yesterday till 5 minutes ago...

      *Votes "Yes"*

      *Walks to next lab computer*

      *Votes "Yes"*

      *Moves to next lab computer........*


      Huh? It's over already??

      By Anonymous Lance, at May 06, 2006 3:12 AM  

    • boss stewie

      i know you got exams and im amazed by the sheer amount of effort you put into this entry. Had me laughing out loud. A leng A leng! For sure...:P

      By Anonymous puteri, at May 06, 2006 3:55 AM  

    • HAHAHAHAHAHA LANCE U JOKER
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA u crack me up mate!

      thanks puteri.. hehehe wasn't actually intended to be funny... but if it is.. even all the better

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 06, 2006 4:31 AM  

    • Dammitla- man, I come to your site to give my brain a rest and you put punca kuasa dua?

      By Blogger Yuen, at May 06, 2006 7:07 AM  

    • WE WON ! Ngek...!
      go register google analytics, at least it's trust-able ... ahhahha

      And u will believe it by looking at the stat... it will be a lot more than 8 visits/day

      BLEK !!! big liar.. (i still wanna call u that..)

      By Blogger Cely, at May 06, 2006 10:28 AM  

    • so many visitors then you might very proud of it!

      By Blogger こうゆうけん, at May 06, 2006 10:51 AM  

    • be proud ... be happy that both of you are blogging high personality... hehehee... may we get ur autograph and pose a pic with u ?? wakakaka

      By Blogger pikey, at May 06, 2006 11:35 AM  

    • hey, where is the nude ear squat video??

      By Anonymous invisibleghost, at May 06, 2006 2:35 PM  

    • ahhh

      yeah maybe we'll get google analytics

      no lar.. we don't normally get soo many visitors lar guys!

      pikey: and no lar!!!! i would hardly use the words 'blogging personality' to describe us.. in fact leng mou is ending in june remember?


      invisible: kennysia already did that... we shan't follow!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 06, 2006 5:02 PM  

    • im sorry.. i admit.. i alone click on this blog 300 times a day.. HAHA. lenggg. =)

      By Blogger Daphne, at May 06, 2006 7:44 PM  

    • definitely a leng!

      lmao..

      * a leetle bit more than 8 huh?*

      Nash.

      By Blogger Nash M.D., at May 07, 2006 4:26 AM  

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      By Blogger Shireen K, at May 07, 2006 9:05 AM  

    • post dy boh kam wan is it now.. wanna show temper is it... u come here let me slap u.. :X

      somemore so hak yang chang wo.. wanna punca kuasa dua .. u think what?? can simply punca ar.. since so, my as well punca kuasa dua 'OTHER THINGS' la... .

      By Blogger Shireen K, at May 07, 2006 9:09 AM  

    • i wish i could have kuasa dua my nen nen then... should look nicer right?

      By Blogger Shireen K, at May 07, 2006 9:16 AM  

    • leng mou should stay stay stay!! don't end it!! you bosses are da men!! haha

      a leng for u!!

      By Anonymous silent reader...=), at May 08, 2006 12:44 AM  

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