TIU!

I CANNOT BELIEVE you guys WON THE "FAIR" VOTE" IN SPITE OF BOSS LEPTON AND I MAKING IT SOOO "FAIR" !!!

A total of 212 votes were cast.

Of the 212, 94% voted that Yes: Leng Mou should show proof of their site stats.

And of the 212... ONLY 12 (6%) VOTED "NO.

WHY SO LITTLE?!?!?!

Even when we had the previous vote on whether you should make love to a toilet roll,
over 20% of the voters said that they WOULD INDEED FUK A TOILET ROLL!

SO WHY ?!?!? WHY WOULD YOU FUK A TOILET ROLL BUT NOT VOTE FOR THE BOSSES?!?!?!
WHY?!?! WHY?!?! TELL ME WHY?!!??!

*sniff*

But alright....

After hearing the words "BOSS STEWIE... YOU'RE GOING DOWN" more than 20 times in the span of two days its time for me to keep up with my end of the bargain.

But before that, please remember that Boss Stewie is a bit on the poor side so we use the more primitive stat counters. We count ourselves manually.

So here is our proof of Leng Mou stats!

There as you can see, Boss Stewie was telling the truth!

Leng Mou gets a LEETLE bit more than 8 visits on average each day.

Ok... so we've revealed everything. Thanks for playing guys.


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What?

Why are you guys looking at me like that?

Its over... yes... we've revealed everything....

What? No... no we're not bastards...

Check back tomorrow for Boss Lepton's update...

Ok bai bai!!!

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*sigh*

FINE

These are the real stats.

Now there are two important things to note about these stats:

1) Although it says that we get an average of 956 visits per day, we use Sitemeter and Sitemeter has a reputation for OVERESTIMATING visits by far! So we get much less than in the stats.

2) The average per day is taken as an average for this week. This week has been abnormally high for us. We usually get much closer to an average of 8 visits a day (seriously!) and far far away from 1,000 visits a day.

Now to calculate the TRUE average visits per day we use a mathematical rule called the Leng Mou Theorem which states

Actual Average Visits = Punca Kuasa Dua of Sitemeter stats * 0.26

Therefore, if we apply the theorem

Actual Average Visits = √956 * 0.26

If you punch that into a calculator you should get 8.039.
That is our actual number of visits per day.

See? Like I told you guys before.. a leetle bit more than 8. Ish...

Don't ask for a Leng Mou Theorem proof. Just accept it. Just like we learned in school that Hang Tuah was a hero...

We ACCEPTED IT RIGHT???

We DIDN'T ASK WHY!!!