Democracy: Leng Mou Style
Since Jason called me a liar, we've been getting a lot of pressure from our readers to reveal our site stats (which would tell everyone how many visits Leng Mou get a day) especially from people like Cely, Koyuuken, Shiryen and of course Jason.
Of course, revealing our stats is something Boss Lepton and I are very keen on (because we're embarrassed).
But we are a democratic bunch so we have decided to have a "fair" vote on this with our little voting box that we have on the right side of the screen (if you don't see it, scroll up or down and you will see it).
Should Leng Mou show proof of how many visits they receive a day?
Yes or No
But here are the RULES
1) We will reveal our stats only if MORE THAN 90% or more voted "YES".
That means if 10 people vote and even if 1 out of 10 voted "NO" then we win!
(BWAHAAHAH good luck with that).
2) Voting will only last till this Friday 3PM UK time (10PM Malaysian time). That means you have less than two days to vote. Shorter time to vote means less votes... less votes means less people need to vote "NO" for Boss Stewie/Lepton to WIN. BWAHAHAHA
Oh and finally, we've turned on a feature on the poll such that each IP address is only entitled to ONE vote so don't try voting more than once because it doesn't work. HEHEHE
Now who says that we're not fair?
PS: Anyone wanna bet that we WON'T win?
Of course, revealing our stats is something Boss Lepton and I are very keen on (because we're embarrassed).
But we are a democratic bunch so we have decided to have a "fair" vote on this with our little voting box that we have on the right side of the screen (if you don't see it, scroll up or down and you will see it).
Should Leng Mou show proof of how many visits they receive a day?
Yes or No
But here are the RULES
1) We will reveal our stats only if MORE THAN 90% or more voted "YES".
That means if 10 people vote and even if 1 out of 10 voted "NO" then we win!
(BWAHAAHAH good luck with that).
2) Voting will only last till this Friday 3PM UK time (10PM Malaysian time). That means you have less than two days to vote. Shorter time to vote means less votes... less votes means less people need to vote "NO" for Boss Stewie/Lepton to WIN. BWAHAHAHA
Oh and finally, we've turned on a feature on the poll such that each IP address is only entitled to ONE vote so don't try voting more than once because it doesn't work. HEHEHE
Now who says that we're not fair?
PS: Anyone wanna bet that we WON'T win?
72 Comments:
WHAT? FIRST VOTE IS A "YES"?????
HMPH.. doesn't matter.. it takes 11 YES's for each "NO"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
By Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 2:52 AM
Me gonna support Boss Stewie/Lepton.
*clicks "Yes"*
*clicks "Vote Now!"*
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.
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Oops! My bad... XD
By Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 3:12 AM
u r going down!!! Muahahahahah.....
By Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 3:24 AM
WHAT DA HELL??? STILL NOBODY VOTE "NO"???
LANCE U TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!
By Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 3:26 AM
lol.
In the end, you could make an executive decision and NOT reveal the stats at all! After all, you do OWN the site content and hohoho.. there is NO obligation to your readers! (except the pretty ones)
Q3
i bet you will show the stats anyhow!
By Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 4:09 AM
hahahahaha we're not about to go back on our word .. so don't worry...
if by some miracle you guys win the vote (which is rather unlikely)... then we will keep our promise...
but seriously... 11 votes of Yes for each vote of NO...... i don't see it happening!! hahahahahah
there's bound to be ONE person out there who would vote NO at random.. BWAHAHAHAh
By Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 4:18 AM
woohoo, 11 'yes' already!!
By andycjw, at May 04, 2006 4:40 AM
Actually its pretty obvious that the number of people I would assume to be greater than 8. The 2 boss's does not need to prove it.
One could easily find out just by scrolling down to the comments bit, you could easily do the maths. That does not include the number of people who like me, like to read this blog and remain anonymous, unless they tend to give you a mean number of people visiting this site over the last month. Then yes, its true, 8 seems like a great number. But anyway thumbs up for a great site tho.
By Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 5:01 AM
wah 15 "yes" already?
HAH!.. sap sap sui larr... all we need is two votes for NO and we still win.. sooner or later.. it IS going to happen.. BWAHAHAHAHA
anonymous: thanks for ur support... okok lar.. the truth is we get a little more than 8 ler
By Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 5:33 AM
a LIL more than 8 only? he he..boss stewie's pulling his own leg :P
By men, at May 04, 2006 6:52 AM
whatt??? 23 votes and not even one "NO" yet..?
hmmm... nvm nvm... still got hope.. just need 3 votes of NO
By Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 7:38 AM
okla bos
since we are the bestest of bestest frenz
i shall give u a 'no'
p.s. bkt on u. XD
By William, at May 04, 2006 8:45 AM
hrmmmm OH ... WAH DAMN SMART..... give terms and conditions summore..
lemme see..
Stewie/Lepton
*gets control over the website :X
*get to design the poll which we dont even know whether they cheat
*gets to set terms and condition
*AND WTF ??? 90%!!!????
*on top of that must have UK time woh. Should hv mentioned MALAYSIAN time 1st..:X
Us :ahem: loyal readers
*get to vote nia on top of that have to oblige with terms and condition woh..
means more CONS than PROS for us reader woh... knn... make me say these words and lose my temper nia..
let's raise the benchmark.... IF MORE YES THAN NOs....then you will need to sign up with one of those site meters and display it on lengmou till december. *wicked* and perform ear squats for leng mou readers if you guys feel sexy.
DEAL???????
By Kiss my ass, at May 04, 2006 9:03 AM
since you say u fixed the IP thingy, so no re-vote is possible, and hours after you put up this post already got 32 votes liao....
like that still say 8daily visitor meh?!
>_<
By rootified, at May 04, 2006 9:33 AM
OI boss...see the votes already can judge how many visits per day.. even u no show stat also can see liao ! dun lansi here.. ahhahaha
8 visits my a$$ ... blek~ Big liar..
By Cely, at May 04, 2006 9:55 AM
dont forget broadband here uses dynamic IP address... i can see flaw coming :X
By Pike-chan, at May 04, 2006 10:17 AM
Just now when I vote "yes", it's only 89%...noooooooooooooooooooo.
Oh well, it's not a proper vote so anybody can just mass vote yes or no :p
By Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 10:59 AM
bosses ah, if i give u a 'no'...what i get from u ah?
By Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 1:47 PM
hahaha.. 92% for yes now... boss.. losing wo !
By Cely, at May 04, 2006 2:37 PM
yes yes nothing is perfect..
shireen: wah that wan is too much.... even show a screenshot of our stats also cukup malu already!
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH 4 VOTES FOR NO
WOOOHOOOOOOO
come on... just need ONE MORE NO and we're SORTED!!!!!!!!
By Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 4:11 PM
it's just a bloody screen shot la... not like asking to parade nakkid in your uni ok.
Which one is worst? Parade kukujiao or screen shot of stats?
By Kiss my ass, at May 04, 2006 4:22 PM
alamak... different pc terminal in office consider same IP a not?? if yes then that is so UNFAIR!!!!
By Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 4:22 PM
yeah i think its consider the same IP address... :( are u saying that more than 1 person in the same office reads leng mou?
shireen: hahahaha yah... but show people our stats still very malu... why do u think most blogs hide their stats.. cuz we all SHYYY
By Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 4:25 PM
my boss suka reset modem.. and will have diff IP all the time... muahahahha.. u will never get a NO vote more than Yes Vote..
and 93% for yes vote now..
have u prepare ur stat already?
By Cely, at May 04, 2006 4:31 PM
plssssssssssss laaa... how could that be possible??? you have a bloody balcony that faces the sea breeze... u stand at 'your spot' so much....shirtless and can posing maut some more....
fact : sea breeze wind makes your skin thicker..
:X
By Kiss my ass, at May 04, 2006 4:36 PM
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By Kiss my ass, at May 04, 2006 4:37 PM
hahaha i'm sure ur CEO does not read leng mou shireen!! hehhee
cely: bwahahaha... all i need is just one more vote for NO and we'll be winning again.... and i smell that "NO" coming in very very soon!
By Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 4:42 PM
And.. FYI, of course there is a possibility that there is 2 different lengmou readers in one company.. my office has 2000 over employee wo.... so it is possible my Ceo also read lengmou woh..
By Kiss my ass, at May 04, 2006 4:45 PM
ERrr.. office I voted one time, at home I voted another time, and then cybercafe I voted 3rd time, cousin's computer voted again, and then go to my sister's computer voted, my pj's cousins there I asked them to vote, I put in my nick msn "please people to vote yes"
wuahahhahahahahhahahaha!!!
By こうゆうけん, at May 04, 2006 4:52 PM
Stewie: wanna bet? since it's a voting betting season.. my as well bet whether my ceo reads lengmou
By Kiss my ass, at May 04, 2006 4:55 PM
Hahaha... You are so dead, boss!
By Jason Lioh, at May 04, 2006 5:01 PM
yah my office more than 1 read leng mou okie.... I was intro to LengMou by a colleague.. so it spreads and that's why I dun believe u only have 8 ppl reading lor
By Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 5:32 PM
wahhaha...
and the yes vote is increasing...
u either prepare the fake stat showing onli 8 visits/day or u just admit now that u got a lot more than 8visits/day
Answers Votes Percent
1.
Yes 60 94%
2.
No 4 6%
By Cely, at May 04, 2006 5:33 PM
later i go home i vote yes.. also will ask hubby and his colleague to vote yes.. hee hee.. we are all gonna win
By Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 5:34 PM
Definitely more than 10 ppl read this blog in a day..i stumble upon it one day...then i pass it on to my friends and colleagues..which i know are faithful readers...so yeah...poll or no poll...the answer is obvious... :P
By Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 5:35 PM
i just realised I can vote more than once in the office... but must wait at an interval timming
(-_-")
By Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 5:37 PM
yes will win boss..yes will win...muahaha~
By Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 5:42 PM
boss stewie is trying to con his reader.
:)
since when lengmou got pop up ad ar?
By Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 5:42 PM
yea lo.. why got pop up ad? hmm...
By Cely, at May 04, 2006 5:44 PM
yothemans: since long time ago when i installed blogpatrol. i took it off but the annoying pop-up ad is there.. have any idea how to get rid of it?
oklar oklar guys.. i admit already mahh.. leng mou gets a bit more than 8 readers a day mahh
don't worry cely... if you guys win (which is still HIGHLY UNLIKELY LOL)... i will put up the true stats... hahahaha
By Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 5:47 PM
will one more person please vote "NO"?
don't worry.. if shireen bomb your house you can come to london and stay with boss stewie
By Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 5:55 PM
I vote YES~
and get 95% of Yes now. ^^
when you close the contest? faster close it ~~ hahaha!
By [NottY]Nee, at May 04, 2006 7:26 PM
WOOHOOO!!!
i GOT ANOTHER VOTE FOR "NO"
5 VOTES NOW!!!!
LENG!!! LENG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 8:42 PM
Answers Votes Percent
1.
Yes 92 95%
2.
No 5 5%
boss, u r finished
By Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 9:46 PM
Answers Votes Percent
1.
Yes 92 95%
2.
No 5 5%
boss, u r finished
By Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 9:47 PM
*sigh*
yeah ... i'm getting worried... maybe i shouldn't have sounded so cocky and sure of winning in the post...
By Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 9:57 PM
Boss... YOU ARE GOING TO BE PINNED DOWN!!!! MUAHAHAHAH
By Jason Lioh, at May 05, 2006 12:34 AM
I will reset my router/modem every 3 hours to vote. :P
By Jason Lioh, at May 05, 2006 12:35 AM
yes yes yes
By narcolepsy, at May 05, 2006 1:03 AM
YES
By Anonymous, at May 05, 2006 1:05 AM
NOO NOOOO... u're supposed to vote "NO"
VOTE "NO"
COME ON!!!! 95% already voted "YES" ... SUPPORT THE UNDERDOG!! VOTE NOO!!!!!!!!!
By Boss Stewie, at May 05, 2006 1:14 AM
yes!
By Anonymous, at May 05, 2006 1:36 AM
you've probably got more people voting for this poll than our local election. You should be so proud boss
By Anonymous, at May 05, 2006 2:01 AM
*put on the sweetest smile on earth*
boss stewie, sure u can add fu chuk in sar hor fun la *wide grin*
btw, got any reward fr bosses 4 voting 'no'?
By Anonymous, at May 05, 2006 2:06 AM
Shinky is mau friend... count it as another vote!!!
lancebaby... nothing, no reward for voting no... :P
By Jason Lioh, at May 05, 2006 2:11 AM
BUNNY!!! DID U VOTE FOR ME??!?!? DID YOU DID YOU?!?!?!?! PLS TELL ME U DIDN'T VOTE YES
lancebaby: got reward if you vote no.. i will.. uhmm.. actually i cannot say here leh.. after i kena caught for bribing to get votes... hehehe
By Boss Stewie, at May 05, 2006 2:37 AM
HAHAHAHAAHA I GOT ANOTHER VOTE FOR "NO"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Now its my turn to trash talk...
YOU'RE GOING DOWN! YOU GUYS ARE GOING DOWN... GOING DOWN !!!!
By Boss Stewie, at May 05, 2006 2:38 AM
what's the big deal about seeing how many ppl visit the site everyday? Why does it matter? It doesn't hurt to see it so YES.
By Anonymous, at May 05, 2006 3:13 AM
sigh, hurts my dignity
sniff sniff
By Wilson J Q Quah, at May 05, 2006 4:02 AM
WOOHOOO WE GOT ANOTHER VOTE FOR NO!!! 7 votes now!!!!!!
By Boss Stewie, at May 05, 2006 4:18 AM
Sure got someone cheating. Wat lerr... Why is this world so unfair. *sigh*
*Votes "Yes"*
*Walks to next lab computer*
*Votes "Yes"*
*Moves to next lab computer........*
By Anonymous, at May 05, 2006 6:32 AM
lancebaby: Are you my baby from Mars?? o.0?
By Anonymous, at May 05, 2006 6:34 AM
haha...
Answers Votes Percent
1.
Yes 147 95%
2.
No 8 5%
Boss, i think u better close the poll and show us ur stat right away...
dun make urself malu!
By Cely, at May 05, 2006 9:22 AM
haha.. yah lor.. no matter how unfair your democracy is, u sure loose one o_O
*Realising that I can vote more than once, I have decided to click 'Yes' every hour*
*grins*
By Anonymous, at May 05, 2006 10:09 AM
SOMEBODY IS CHEATING!!!
By Jason Lioh, at May 05, 2006 12:07 PM
AHHAHAAH
ITS NOT OVER YET
10 VOTES FOR NO ALREADY
HAAHAHAHAHA
COME ON
SOMEONE PLS VOTE FOR BOSS STEWIE
plss!! pls!!!
give some sympathy/pity votes
By Boss Stewie, at May 05, 2006 2:39 PM
Answers Votes Percent
1. Yes 169 94%
2. No 10 6%
94% voted YES
boss, u r still losing
btw, how come u r so free. i remembered i was so god damn bz during my uni days that i would collect my laundry once a week from the sunning area(watever u call that)when i ran out of baju
By Anonymous, at May 05, 2006 3:32 PM
Answers Votes Percent
1. Yes 170 94%
2. No 10 6%
No need to give sympathy votes. Since this is such an unfair system, we shall show you 'People Power'
By Anonymous, at May 05, 2006 3:52 PM
*Audrey pats Boss Stewie and Boss Lepton on the back*
;)
By chocolat-latte', at May 05, 2006 4:20 PM
What is your purpose of this post? You already know who is the winner!
By こうゆうけん, at May 05, 2006 7:49 PM
*sniff*
By Boss Stewie, at May 05, 2006 10:25 PM
good... see everyone sked to put no... sked i bomb the house.. DESPITE THE fact that they can see street full of ferraris and sea view... ... sei mei...
By Kiss my ass, at May 07, 2006 9:07 AM
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