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  • Thursday, May 04, 2006

    Democracy: Leng Mou Style

    Since Jason called me a liar, we've been getting a lot of pressure from our readers to reveal our site stats (which would tell everyone how many visits Leng Mou get a day) especially from people like Cely, Koyuuken, Shiryen and of course Jason.

    Of course, revealing our stats is something Boss Lepton and I are very keen on (because we're embarrassed).

    But we are a democratic bunch so we have decided to have a "fair" vote on this with our little voting box that we have on the right side of the screen (if you don't see it, scroll up or down and you will see it).

    Should Leng Mou show proof of how many visits they receive a day?

    Yes or No

    But here are the RULES

    1) We will reveal our stats only if MORE THAN 90% or more voted "YES".

    That means if 10 people vote and even if 1 out of 10 voted "NO" then we win!
    (BWAHAAHAH good luck with that).

    2) Voting will only last till this Friday 3PM UK time (10PM Malaysian time). That means you have less than two days to vote. Shorter time to vote means less votes... less votes means less people need to vote "NO" for Boss Stewie/Lepton to WIN. BWAHAHAHA

    Oh and finally, we've turned on a feature on the poll such that each IP address is only entitled to ONE vote so don't try voting more than once because it doesn't work. HEHEHE

    Now who says that we're not fair?

    PS: Anyone wanna bet that we WON'T win?

    73 Comments:

    • WHAT? FIRST VOTE IS A "YES"?????

      HMPH.. doesn't matter.. it takes 11 YES's for each "NO"

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 2:52 AM  

    • Me gonna support Boss Stewie/Lepton.

      *clicks "Yes"*
      *clicks "Vote Now!"*
      .
      .
      .
      Oops! My bad... XD

      By Anonymous Lance, at May 04, 2006 3:12 AM  

    • u r going down!!! Muahahahahah.....

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 3:24 AM  

    • WHAT DA HELL??? STILL NOBODY VOTE "NO"???

      LANCE U TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 3:26 AM  

    • lol.
      In the end, you could make an executive decision and NOT reveal the stats at all! After all, you do OWN the site content and hohoho.. there is NO obligation to your readers! (except the pretty ones)

      Q3

      i bet you will show the stats anyhow!

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 4:09 AM  

    • hahahahaha we're not about to go back on our word .. so don't worry...

      if by some miracle you guys win the vote (which is rather unlikely)... then we will keep our promise...

      but seriously... 11 votes of Yes for each vote of NO...... i don't see it happening!! hahahahahah

      there's bound to be ONE person out there who would vote NO at random.. BWAHAHAHAh

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 4:18 AM  

    • woohoo, 11 'yes' already!!

      By Blogger andycjw, at May 04, 2006 4:40 AM  

    • Actually its pretty obvious that the number of people I would assume to be greater than 8. The 2 boss's does not need to prove it.

      One could easily find out just by scrolling down to the comments bit, you could easily do the maths. That does not include the number of people who like me, like to read this blog and remain anonymous, unless they tend to give you a mean number of people visiting this site over the last month. Then yes, its true, 8 seems like a great number. But anyway thumbs up for a great site tho.

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 5:01 AM  

    • wah 15 "yes" already?
      HAH!.. sap sap sui larr... all we need is two votes for NO and we still win.. sooner or later.. it IS going to happen.. BWAHAHAHAHA


      anonymous: thanks for ur support... okok lar.. the truth is we get a little more than 8 ler

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 5:33 AM  

    • a LIL more than 8 only? he he..boss stewie's pulling his own leg :P

      By Blogger Nash M.D., at May 04, 2006 6:52 AM  

    • whatt??? 23 votes and not even one "NO" yet..?

      hmmm... nvm nvm... still got hope.. just need 3 votes of NO

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 7:38 AM  

    • okla bos
      since we are the bestest of bestest frenz
      i shall give u a 'no'

      p.s. bkt on u. XD

      By Blogger William, at May 04, 2006 8:45 AM  

    • hrmmmm OH ... WAH DAMN SMART..... give terms and conditions summore..

      lemme see..

      Stewie/Lepton
      *gets control over the website :X
      *get to design the poll which we dont even know whether they cheat
      *gets to set terms and condition
      *AND WTF ??? 90%!!!????
      *on top of that must have UK time woh. Should hv mentioned MALAYSIAN time 1st..:X

      Us :ahem: loyal readers
      *get to vote nia on top of that have to oblige with terms and condition woh..

      means more CONS than PROS for us reader woh... knn... make me say these words and lose my temper nia..

      let's raise the benchmark.... IF MORE YES THAN NOs....then you will need to sign up with one of those site meters and display it on lengmou till december. *wicked* and perform ear squats for leng mou readers if you guys feel sexy.

      DEAL???????

      By Blogger Shireen K, at May 04, 2006 9:03 AM  

    • since you say u fixed the IP thingy, so no re-vote is possible, and hours after you put up this post already got 32 votes liao....

      like that still say 8daily visitor meh?!

      >_<

      By Blogger rootified, at May 04, 2006 9:33 AM  

    • OI boss...see the votes already can judge how many visits per day.. even u no show stat also can see liao ! dun lansi here.. ahhahaha

      8 visits my a$$ ... blek~ Big liar..

      By Blogger Cely, at May 04, 2006 9:55 AM  

    • dont forget broadband here uses dynamic IP address... i can see flaw coming :X

      By Blogger pikey, at May 04, 2006 10:17 AM  

    • Just now when I vote "yes", it's only 89%...noooooooooooooooooooo.

      Oh well, it's not a proper vote so anybody can just mass vote yes or no :p

      By Anonymous Chapree Da Grande, at May 04, 2006 10:59 AM  

    • bosses ah, if i give u a 'no'...what i get from u ah?

      By Anonymous hong_pinguo, at May 04, 2006 1:47 PM  

    • hahaha.. 92% for yes now... boss.. losing wo !

      By Blogger Cely, at May 04, 2006 2:37 PM  

    • yes yes nothing is perfect..

      shireen: wah that wan is too much.... even show a screenshot of our stats also cukup malu already!

      HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH 4 VOTES FOR NO

      WOOOHOOOOOOO
      come on... just need ONE MORE NO and we're SORTED!!!!!!!!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 4:11 PM  

    • it's just a bloody screen shot la... not like asking to parade nakkid in your uni ok.

      Which one is worst? Parade kukujiao or screen shot of stats?

      By Blogger Shireen K, at May 04, 2006 4:22 PM  

    • alamak... different pc terminal in office consider same IP a not?? if yes then that is so UNFAIR!!!!

      By Anonymous Addee, at May 04, 2006 4:22 PM  

    • yeah i think its consider the same IP address... :( are u saying that more than 1 person in the same office reads leng mou?

      shireen: hahahaha yah... but show people our stats still very malu... why do u think most blogs hide their stats.. cuz we all SHYYY

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 4:25 PM  

    • my boss suka reset modem.. and will have diff IP all the time... muahahahha.. u will never get a NO vote more than Yes Vote..

      and 93% for yes vote now..

      have u prepare ur stat already?

      By Blogger Cely, at May 04, 2006 4:31 PM  

    • plssssssssssss laaa... how could that be possible??? you have a bloody balcony that faces the sea breeze... u stand at 'your spot' so much....shirtless and can posing maut some more....

      fact : sea breeze wind makes your skin thicker..

      :X

      By Blogger Shireen K, at May 04, 2006 4:36 PM  

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      By Blogger Shireen K, at May 04, 2006 4:37 PM  

    • hahaha i'm sure ur CEO does not read leng mou shireen!! hehhee

      cely: bwahahaha... all i need is just one more vote for NO and we'll be winning again.... and i smell that "NO" coming in very very soon!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 4:42 PM  

    • And.. FYI, of course there is a possibility that there is 2 different lengmou readers in one company.. my office has 2000 over employee wo.... so it is possible my Ceo also read lengmou woh..

      By Blogger Shireen K, at May 04, 2006 4:45 PM  

    • ERrr.. office I voted one time, at home I voted another time, and then cybercafe I voted 3rd time, cousin's computer voted again, and then go to my sister's computer voted, my pj's cousins there I asked them to vote, I put in my nick msn "please people to vote yes"

      wuahahhahahahahhahahaha!!!

      By Blogger こうゆうけん, at May 04, 2006 4:52 PM  

    • Stewie: wanna bet? since it's a voting betting season.. my as well bet whether my ceo reads lengmou

      By Blogger Shireen K, at May 04, 2006 4:55 PM  

    • Hahaha... You are so dead, boss!

      By Blogger Jason, at May 04, 2006 5:01 PM  

    • yah my office more than 1 read leng mou okie.... I was intro to LengMou by a colleague.. so it spreads and that's why I dun believe u only have 8 ppl reading lor

      By Anonymous Addee, at May 04, 2006 5:32 PM  

    • wahhaha...
      and the yes vote is increasing...

      u either prepare the fake stat showing onli 8 visits/day or u just admit now that u got a lot more than 8visits/day

      Answers Votes Percent
      1.
      Yes 60 94%
      2.
      No 4 6%

      By Blogger Cely, at May 04, 2006 5:33 PM  

    • later i go home i vote yes.. also will ask hubby and his colleague to vote yes.. hee hee.. we are all gonna win

      By Anonymous addee, at May 04, 2006 5:34 PM  

    • Definitely more than 10 ppl read this blog in a day..i stumble upon it one day...then i pass it on to my friends and colleagues..which i know are faithful readers...so yeah...poll or no poll...the answer is obvious... :P

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 5:35 PM  

    • i just realised I can vote more than once in the office... but must wait at an interval timming
      (-_-")

      By Anonymous addee, at May 04, 2006 5:37 PM  

    • yes will win boss..yes will win...muahaha~

      By Anonymous @_@, at May 04, 2006 5:42 PM  

    • boss stewie is trying to con his reader.

      :)
      since when lengmou got pop up ad ar?

      By Anonymous yothemans.com, at May 04, 2006 5:42 PM  

    • yea lo.. why got pop up ad? hmm...

      By Blogger Cely, at May 04, 2006 5:44 PM  

    • yothemans: since long time ago when i installed blogpatrol. i took it off but the annoying pop-up ad is there.. have any idea how to get rid of it?



      oklar oklar guys.. i admit already mahh.. leng mou gets a bit more than 8 readers a day mahh

      don't worry cely... if you guys win (which is still HIGHLY UNLIKELY LOL)... i will put up the true stats... hahahaha

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 5:47 PM  

    • will one more person please vote "NO"?

      don't worry.. if shireen bomb your house you can come to london and stay with boss stewie

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 5:55 PM  

    • I vote YES~
      and get 95% of Yes now. ^^
      when you close the contest? faster close it ~~ hahaha!

      By Blogger Pianonee, at May 04, 2006 7:26 PM  

    • WOOHOOO!!!
      i GOT ANOTHER VOTE FOR "NO"

      5 VOTES NOW!!!!
      LENG!!! LENG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 8:42 PM  

    • Answers Votes Percent
      1.
      Yes 92 95%
      2.
      No 5 5%


      boss, u r finished

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at May 04, 2006 9:46 PM  

    • Answers Votes Percent
      1.
      Yes 92 95%
      2.
      No 5 5%


      boss, u r finished

      By Anonymous invisibleghost, at May 04, 2006 9:47 PM  

    • *sigh*

      yeah ... i'm getting worried... maybe i shouldn't have sounded so cocky and sure of winning in the post...

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 04, 2006 9:57 PM  

    • Boss... YOU ARE GOING TO BE PINNED DOWN!!!! MUAHAHAHAH

      By Blogger Jason, at May 05, 2006 12:34 AM  

    • I will reset my router/modem every 3 hours to vote. :P

      By Blogger Jason, at May 05, 2006 12:35 AM  

    • yes yes yes

      By Blogger narcolepsy, at May 05, 2006 1:03 AM  

    • YES

      By Anonymous Shinky, at May 05, 2006 1:05 AM  

    • NOO NOOOO... u're supposed to vote "NO"

      VOTE "NO"

      COME ON!!!! 95% already voted "YES" ... SUPPORT THE UNDERDOG!! VOTE NOO!!!!!!!!!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 05, 2006 1:14 AM  

    • yes!

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at May 05, 2006 1:36 AM  

    • you've probably got more people voting for this poll than our local election. You should be so proud boss

      By Anonymous bunny, at May 05, 2006 2:01 AM  

    • *put on the sweetest smile on earth*

      boss stewie, sure u can add fu chuk in sar hor fun la *wide grin*

      btw, got any reward fr bosses 4 voting 'no'?

      By Anonymous lancebaby, at May 05, 2006 2:06 AM  

    • Shinky is mau friend... count it as another vote!!!

      lancebaby... nothing, no reward for voting no... :P

      By Blogger Jason, at May 05, 2006 2:11 AM  

    • BUNNY!!! DID U VOTE FOR ME??!?!? DID YOU DID YOU?!?!?!?! PLS TELL ME U DIDN'T VOTE YES

      lancebaby: got reward if you vote no.. i will.. uhmm.. actually i cannot say here leh.. after i kena caught for bribing to get votes... hehehe

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 05, 2006 2:37 AM  

    • HAHAHAHAAHA I GOT ANOTHER VOTE FOR "NO"

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

      Now its my turn to trash talk...

      YOU'RE GOING DOWN! YOU GUYS ARE GOING DOWN... GOING DOWN !!!!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 05, 2006 2:38 AM  

    • what's the big deal about seeing how many ppl visit the site everyday? Why does it matter? It doesn't hurt to see it so YES.

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at May 05, 2006 3:13 AM  

    • sigh, hurts my dignity
      sniff sniff

      By Blogger Boss Lepton, at May 05, 2006 4:02 AM  

    • WOOHOOO WE GOT ANOTHER VOTE FOR NO!!! 7 votes now!!!!!!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 05, 2006 4:18 AM  

    • Sure got someone cheating. Wat lerr... Why is this world so unfair. *sigh*


      *Votes "Yes"*

      *Walks to next lab computer*

      *Votes "Yes"*

      *Moves to next lab computer........*

      By Anonymous Lance, at May 05, 2006 6:32 AM  

    • lancebaby: Are you my baby from Mars?? o.0?

      By Anonymous Lance, at May 05, 2006 6:34 AM  

    • haha...
      Answers Votes Percent
      1.
      Yes 147 95%
      2.
      No 8 5%

      Boss, i think u better close the poll and show us ur stat right away...
      dun make urself malu!

      By Blogger Cely, at May 05, 2006 9:22 AM  

    • haha.. yah lor.. no matter how unfair your democracy is, u sure loose one o_O

      *Realising that I can vote more than once, I have decided to click 'Yes' every hour*

      *grins*

      By Anonymous addee, at May 05, 2006 10:09 AM  

    • SOMEBODY IS CHEATING!!!

      By Blogger Jason, at May 05, 2006 12:07 PM  

    • AHHAHAAH
      ITS NOT OVER YET

      10 VOTES FOR NO ALREADY

      HAAHAHAHAHA

      COME ON

      SOMEONE PLS VOTE FOR BOSS STEWIE

      plss!! pls!!!
      give some sympathy/pity votes

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 05, 2006 2:39 PM  

    • Answers Votes Percent
      1. Yes 169 94%
      2. No 10 6%

      94% voted YES

      boss, u r still losing

      btw, how come u r so free. i remembered i was so god damn bz during my uni days that i would collect my laundry once a week from the sunning area(watever u call that)when i ran out of baju

      By Anonymous invisibleghost, at May 05, 2006 3:32 PM  

    • Answers Votes Percent
      1. Yes 170 94%
      2. No 10 6%

      No need to give sympathy votes. Since this is such an unfair system, we shall show you 'People Power'

      By Anonymous addee, at May 05, 2006 3:52 PM  

    • *Audrey pats Boss Stewie and Boss Lepton on the back*

      ;)

      By Blogger chocolat-latte', at May 05, 2006 4:20 PM  

    • What is your purpose of this post? You already know who is the winner!

      By Blogger こうゆうけん, at May 05, 2006 7:49 PM  

    • *sniff*

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at May 05, 2006 10:25 PM  

    • good... see everyone sked to put no... sked i bomb the house.. DESPITE THE fact that they can see street full of ferraris and sea view... ... sei mei...

      By Blogger Shireen K, at May 07, 2006 9:07 AM  

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