Boss Stewie looks under 21

In less than a month's time, my university life will end. So today I went with a few of my UCL coursemates for one of those lunches where you know it could be one of the last.

The guy in the white shirt is "Number 9". We call him "Number 9" because he's "rumoured" to be the son of the 9th Richest Man in Malaysia.

But how do we know if the rumour is true?

Wise man say "To find out if man is rich, see what he orders to drink at the restaurant".

So check out the picture below and notice that while the rest of us were drinking TAP WATER, Number 9 was drinking some sort of healthy juice.

(Yes Jason, I was wearing Body Glove. Supporting your favourite label)

But I wasn't very impressed.

Come on... you would think the son of the 9th Richest Man in Malaysia would drink something more expensive right?

However, all that changed when his order of coke came in a Special Edition Gold Plated (or coloured) Bottle.
I kept my mouth shut after that.

But ok enough about Number 9.

The last time I posted a picture of him sleeping in class on this blog he repeatedly threatened to sue me for it. *sigh* Rich people and the lawyers their money can buy.

After lunch I went off to the nearest Tesco's for a little grocery shopping to buy these things.

Cereals, milk and some chocolates: a student's best friend.

When I reached the cashier with my goodies, the woman behind the counter looked at me and politely asked "Sir Can I see some ID please?"

Confused, I lifted my eyebrow and said "ID? What for?"

Then she got a little annoyed but kept calm enough to tell me

"To CHECK if you're above 21".

I lifted up my left eyebrow and said to her

"To check if I'm OVER 21?!?!
JUST FOR ME TO BUY a box of Kellogg's Frosties and some milk?
Are you taking the piss?"

(My polite way of saying "Are you FARKING HIGH ON WEED WOMAN?!?")
Then I started thinking... Why in the WORLD would they only allow over 21's to buy KELLOGG'S FROSTIES?!?!?!

WHAT?!! WHAT COULD A KID POSSIBLY DO WITH A BOX OF KELLOGG'S FROSTIES THAT COULD BE SOOOOOOOO HARMFUL!?!?!?

Bring Tony the Tiger to life and get him to sing motivational songs?
(hmm yeah actually that would be quite awful)
Anyway, before I could think for too long the cashier's voice snapped me out of my dream
"NO I AM NOT TAKING THE PISS and it's because YOU are buying a Bailey's flavoured chocolate that has ALCOHOL IN IT". (although the legal age for drinking in the UK is actually 18)

That made a lot more sense to me. So I showed her my ID, apologised and walked out of the store embarrassed.

Yes... it turned out that it was THIS LITTLE CULPRIT.

And it didn't taste that good either. Which then again got me thinking... why would they bother checking ID for ONE PIECE OF CHOCOLATE that didn't have much alcohol in it?

What am I going to do with it?

Buy one each day to stockpile in my home and have my friends over for a BOOZE party? Then rather than getting drunk on booze... we drink water and get drunk on BAILEYS CHOCOLATES.

Sometimes many things don't make much sense to me.

Update: GOOD NEWS! Number 9 just read this blog entry and he thought it was 'funny' so he decided not to sue me for it. YAY! I get to keep the pants I'm wearing.

Ok honestly, I doubt he would have really taken me to court but I was afraid he might pull the "Friend Card" and say
"Boss Stewie if you're my friend, delete that blog entry".