Sending the wrong signals....

Boss Stewie loves loves LOVES WOMEN.

That's right... Boss Stewie is a straight man.

But somehow many people don't think so.

Let me explain.

It was in my first year studying in London.

Pic info: Boss Stewie (the guy in the middle) clubbing at a boat party during his earlier days when he was younger and much thinner.

After clubbing one night I innocently decided to take a cab home. Little did I know that on my way home, the taxi driver started hitting on me and tried to convince me that gay sex feels good... and that I shouldn't "knock it" till I've tried it or in other words "Belum Cuba Belum Tahu".

Yes he most certainly made it clear that he wanted to fuk me hard.

Fortunately, I got to back to my student halls safely and jumped off the cab, gave him his cash and said
"Mate... I LOVE WOMEN.... I REALLLY REALLY LOVE WOMEN.... so you have a good night mate."

So the next time you see one of these

RUN... RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK !!!! (oh.. and cover your asshole... or run with your back facing away from it).

Fast forward about 9 months later. I was doing a summer internship at a bank in KL and I was out for lunch with my work mates at cafe somewhere in the city. At the cafe, there was a slightly... no wait.. actually a VERY girly waiter (notice I said waiter and not waitress) who kept calling me "Leng Chai" and stroking my shoulder and my arm.

Whenever I looked at him to get some restaurant service... he would look at me.. and then smile and look away embarrassed.

Now I would normally feel flattered if I had that effect on a girl... but.... this guy clearly had a ding dong.

(This one I think wanted me to fuk him... but was just waiting for me to make the move that never came of course). Pic Info: Boss Stewie worked in this building that summer

Now I have nothing against gay people. In fact, the people I know that are gay are quite fun to be around with and I think its a common misunderstanding that poeple think all gay men just want to fuk any other guy around.

But what baffles me is... what is it that I do that sends out all these wrong signals?!?!

I am HARDLY good-looking, I don't wear g-strings neither do I wear earrings on EITHER ear... so WTF?!

Its not like I even dress like THIS!
RIGHT?!!?!

And to make matters worse... guess what happened to me just a short while ago.

We all remember Tock right?

This handsome boy from my recent post about the UKEC Careers Fair.

Well a few days ago, Tock sent me a webcam invitation on MSN telling me that he "wanted to show" me something.

So... knowing that Tock is a 100% straight man that is more often that not surrounded by pretty girls I gladly accepted it in spite of it being late at night.

When the webcam image loaded.. to my disbelief it was TOCK IN THE NUDE!!!! My first response was... "uhh... what was it you wanted to show me again?"

Ok ok.. that's a lie.. as you can see from the screenshot my response was
"BOGEL... ok what was it you want to show me SEXY MAN?"

But that was BEFORE it occured to me that... uhm.... nevermind.

Anyway right after that he started lifting up his arms to show me his man breasts!!! AUGHH!!!!

What is it!?!?! WHAT IS IT that makes people think that I'm into koteks!

Every night I pray for the moment someone would webcam me and flash breasts at me and I always CLEARLY SAID.. LET IT BE A WOMAN... LET IT BE A WOMAN !!!! HOW COULD THE PEOPLE UPSTAIRS HAVE GOTTEN IT WRONG?!?!!

I didn't sleep that night.

PS I: Tock defended his actions on an MSN interview saying

۞ §pinzer.uS: Final Hurdle { ONLINE: 12pm - 2pm } says:
for boss stewie viewing only
۞ §pinzer.uS: Final Hurdle { ONLINE: 12pm - 2pm } says:
but in truth i was abt to bathe ma

I believe Tock... Do you?