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  • Tuesday, April 18, 2006

    Sending the wrong signals....

    Boss Stewie loves loves LOVES WOMEN.

    That's right... Boss Stewie is a straight man.

    But somehow many people don't think so.

    Let me explain.

    It was in my first year studying in London.

    Pic info: Boss Stewie (the guy in the middle) clubbing at a boat party during his earlier days when he was younger and much thinner.

    After clubbing one night I innocently decided to take a cab home. Little did I know that on my way home, the taxi driver started hitting on me and tried to convince me that gay sex feels good... and that I shouldn't "knock it" till I've tried it or in other words "Belum Cuba Belum Tahu".

    Yes he most certainly made it clear that he wanted to fuk me hard.

    Fortunately, I got to back to my student halls safely and jumped off the cab, gave him his cash and said
    Mate... I LOVE WOMEN.... I REALLLY REALLY LOVE WOMEN.... so you have a good night mate."

    So the next time you see one of these

    RUN... RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK !!!! (oh.. and cover your asshole... or run with your back facing away from it).

    Fast forward about 9 months later. I was doing a summer internship at a bank in KL and I was out for lunch with my work mates at cafe somewhere in the city. At the cafe, there was a slightly... no wait.. actually a VERY girly waiter (notice I said waiter and not waitress) who kept calling me "Leng Chai" and stroking my shoulder and my arm.

    Whenever I looked at him to get some restaurant service... he would look at me.. and then smile and look away embarrassed.

    Now I would normally feel flattered if I had that effect on a girl... but.... this guy clearly had a ding dong.

    (This one I think wanted me to fuk him... but was just waiting for me to make the move that never came of course). Pic Info: Boss Stewie worked in this building that summer

    Now I have nothing against gay people. In fact, the people I know that are gay are quite fun to be around with and I think its a common misunderstanding that poeple think all gay men just want to fuk any other guy around.

    But what baffles me is... what is it that I do that sends out all these wrong signals?!?!

    I am HARDLY good-looking, I don't wear g-strings neither do I wear earrings on EITHER ear... so WTF?!

    Its not like I even dress like THIS!

    And to make matters worse... guess what happened to me just a short while ago.

    We all remember Tock right?

    This handsome boy from my recent post about the UKEC Careers Fair.

    Well a few days ago, Tock sent me a webcam invitation on MSN telling me that he "wanted to show" me something.

    So... knowing that Tock is a 100% straight man that is more often that not surrounded by pretty girls I gladly accepted it in spite of it being late at night.

    When the webcam image loaded.. to my disbelief it was TOCK IN THE NUDE!!!! My first response was... "uhh... what was it you wanted to show me again?"

    Ok ok.. that's a lie.. as you can see from the screenshot my response was
    "BOGEL... ok what was it you want to show me SEXY MAN?"

    But that was BEFORE it occured to me that... uhm.... nevermind.

    Anyway right after that he started lifting up his arms to show me his man breasts!!! AUGHH!!!!

    What is it!?!?! WHAT IS IT that makes people think that I'm into koteks!

    Every night I pray for the moment someone would webcam me and flash breasts at me and I always CLEARLY SAID.. LET IT BE A WOMAN... LET IT BE A WOMAN !!!! HOW COULD THE PEOPLE UPSTAIRS HAVE GOTTEN IT WRONG?!?!!

    I didn't sleep that night.

    PS I: Tock defended his actions on an MSN interview saying

    ۞ §pinzer.uS: Final Hurdle { ONLINE: 12pm - 2pm } says:
    for boss stewie viewing only
    ۞ §pinzer.uS: Final Hurdle { ONLINE: 12pm - 2pm } says:
    but in truth i was abt to bathe ma

    I believe Tock... Do you?


    • hahah!!!Tock Tock...why the hell did u pose naked on the webcam la!!! boss, i think bcos of ue sexy mole la!
      =P -zHoN-

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 18, 2006 8:00 AM  

    • yeah that's what i thought too

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at April 18, 2006 8:02 AM  

    • u see... if tock was a girl.. and i posted these pictures up...

      "Tocky NYP" will be the top search in technorati and my blog will receive over a 100,000 visits in one day.

      unfortunately... tock is a man.. and he's not from NYP... tock tock tock

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at April 18, 2006 8:04 AM  

    • hahahaha....i can't believe it,it is so funny!
      but but but....my stewie is not a gay,ok?please....boss is a real man.REAL REAL man!
      hehehe...poor stewie:(

      By Anonymous baby, at April 18, 2006 8:04 AM  

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      By Blogger §pinzer, at April 18, 2006 8:41 AM  

    • What was it that I was gonna show u ah? I seriously forgot. Anyway all of u know i not purposely pose naked for Boss Stewie wan lar.. ok? okkk? dun bully me i got exam stress u see my cacat face oso know aih....

      BUT I..... speechless d... SORRY BOSS I NOT NYP STUDENT BUT IMPERIAL COLLEGE STUDENT CANNOT BRING YOU 100,000 hits a day!!! :'(

      By Blogger §pinzer, at April 18, 2006 9:02 AM  

    • Heh, well it certainly brought me here *snicker* Tock's tet tet.. terrible!

      By Anonymous Suan, at April 18, 2006 9:04 AM  

    • hahaha! someone's getting lots of attention.. lots of UNWANTED attention.. hehe! and i dunno tock, but er.. i half believe.. half dun believe him. =P tiam u in troubleeeee .. hahahahahahhaha!

      By Blogger MuFFy, at April 18, 2006 9:04 AM  

    • actually.. i think i've met this guy before in london.. anyhow.. YERRRRRR!

      By Blogger MuFFy, at April 18, 2006 9:07 AM  

    • omg. thats. crazy.

      By Anonymous shining, at April 18, 2006 10:14 AM  

    • LOL

      someone is so sick lo...
      I better mind my words next time on MSN

      By Anonymous yothemans.com, at April 18, 2006 10:25 AM  

    • it saddens me to see a good friend of mine to have to turn to internet pornography to earn some bucks... sure now it's jst a free MSN webcam preview.. and show it to the ONE person who WILL make u famous by putting it up on his blog! then he'll sign u up in some monthly membership payment scheme to see more of those webcam sessions... EWW...
      (actually that's a good business plan tocky..)

      By Anonymous -ice-, at April 18, 2006 11:25 AM  

    • XD

      By Anonymous Lance, at April 18, 2006 12:46 PM  

    • "boss stewie LENG MOU?"
      I asked.

      "VERY LENG!!"
      all gay men in the world shouts in unison.

      ..be very afraid, boss stewie

      By Blogger andycjw, at April 18, 2006 1:04 PM  

    • ...............................................................................................................................................................................

      By Blogger こうゆうけん, at April 18, 2006 1:32 PM  

    • ask you to post your lifestyle, who knows you go post about your gay lifestyle! LOL.... kidding!

      and tock! LOL... I'm really speechless...

      By Blogger こうゆうけん, at April 18, 2006 1:34 PM  

    • Boss Stewie, you wanna know why?

      You're a PRETTY PRETTY BOY!


      By Blogger chocolat-latte', at April 18, 2006 3:04 PM  

    • Seriously I can't stop laughing here! ROFL...

      By Blogger こうゆうけん, at April 18, 2006 4:06 PM  

    • -ice-: shhhh, dun la give away our plan scheme! u've heard of girls doing this but this time it's a FREAKING GUY in the picture! u tiam tiam a bit i give u pocket money okey? <3

      koyuuken: diela, see u so excited, confirm gay! now.. let's start with a discounted monthly subscription... XD

      wah i treating this blog as mine d, replying like this :P 18 comments in 1 day, not bad, not bad. Boss, it's working lar! last time got lepton and you topless, now me, next time ALL 3 OF US!!

      oh, and by the way, the name's Chris. Only my faithful clients call me Tock or Tocky. *snicker*

      By Blogger §pinzer, at April 18, 2006 4:21 PM  

    • boss stewie.. u need to invest in a butt plug, or chastity belt, or metal underwear (at least for the back part it shd be metal haha!)

      By Blogger Daphne, at April 18, 2006 4:22 PM  

    • eww.. a butt plug!!! nonono nothing is going up my ass!!! but i'll settle for a metal underwear

      ice... don't blame ur friend ler.. he was just trying to earn some money!!!

      chocolatte... pretty boy? noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... don't call a guy 'pretty boy'... u might as well call him a fag!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at April 18, 2006 5:10 PM  

    • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! I should watch out if we were to meet up also. :P

      By Blogger Jason, at April 18, 2006 5:24 PM  

    • Oi tOCK!!!

      u wanna lose your cock already ar??


      By Blogger Boss Lepton, at April 18, 2006 5:28 PM  

    • Oi tocky!!!

      i dunno pose naked with you
      sniff sniff

      By Blogger Boss Lepton, at April 18, 2006 5:32 PM  

    • what?!?!

      WAH... i didn't expect that
      Boss Lepton 9-11 Boss Stewie

      Boss Stewie is happy now

      thank u boss.. u just made my day

      and thank u tock..

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at April 18, 2006 5:37 PM  

    • hahahahaha, pity boss stewie..... well pls dun live in denial laa... mebbe ur other half says u're a... *ahem*

      anyway nice posting...

      By Anonymous AKLufias, at April 18, 2006 7:08 PM  

    • nono... boss stewie most definitely is straight

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at April 18, 2006 10:10 PM  

    • Mr Boss Stewie I nevar expectad you to be a guy magnet. Leng!!!!! No wonder la that KNN fella managed to come in!!! He loves to stroke ppl.........

      By Anonymous Mr Ch, at April 18, 2006 10:46 PM  

    • sending out wrong signals can be a real pain in the neck.

      its just like how sometimes i walk along the roads and all the uncles look at me as though im a prostitute from geylang.


      By Blogger aislin, at April 18, 2006 10:56 PM  

    • good gawd that is hilarious!

      By Blogger cyber-red, at April 18, 2006 11:00 PM  

    • Wah, Boss Stewie! You so very leng chai...even guys attracted to you. If you go Hong Kong, you can make big name at entertainment industry! LOL

      By Anonymous Chapree Da Grande, at April 18, 2006 11:17 PM  

    • Please lar.. boss stewie is hardly leng chai

      leng chai is tock.. but we've seen everything tock has to offer right? well almost everything!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at April 19, 2006 12:18 AM  

    • die lar you boss stewie, u dug ur own grave >D now the big challenge is when ur baby starts to doubt u too.. bwahhaha!

      shall we go out yamcha again? u know u like it right? *snicker*

      Wah oredi 32 comments somemore wei! Boss Lepton, this is one vote worth giving!! Come come like I said we all go yam cha and then take another topless picture for lengmou readers, and who knows later, for the World!

      - Tock is now in his lunatic mode, cause like Boss Stewie his exams are in 2 weeks time too. End of Disclaimer -

      By Blogger §pinzer, at April 19, 2006 12:48 AM  

    • no no no.. boss stewie shy!

      after everyone see his fat.. nobody dare come back to leng mou anymore

      which reminds me
      its time for me to go to the gym

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at April 19, 2006 2:28 AM  

    • boss ah boss, because of lepton this post stop short at 35 comments (after this), no 100,000 lar so sorry i failed you. nevermind as promised i allow u to date me lar haiz u so desperate >D

      By Blogger §pinzer, at April 19, 2006 6:02 PM  

    • boss stewie - LENG POST!!!

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 21, 2006 10:08 PM  

    • Oh my god!! This is the funniest entry I've read in anyone's blog in a looong time! Thanks for sharing! :D

      You don't look gay to me, btw. I think those guys you mentioned were just desperate. And I'm sorry, but I don't believe this "Tock" guy. He could be bi.

      By Anonymous sharlet, at April 26, 2006 5:41 PM  

    • Hi, read this blog a few times, and it's definitely 'leng'!

      Woot. I believe I have the answer. Because a Korean friend of mine here in Australia has had guys hit on him too but he's straight as an arrow (or so he says XD).

      I think it's because he kinda acts gentle (no macho swaggering or anything, unlike most Aussie blokes), friendly and chatty and smiles a LOT. Gentleness, making eye contact and smiling, yep.. those are the wrong signals methinks.

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