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  • Monday, April 17, 2006

    Ice-cream

    One of my readers (Koyuuken) insists that I write more about my personal life though I personally feel that these few months are hardly the most exciting times of my life given the exams lurking around the corner.

    But let me oblige anyway.

    Yesterday afternoon, a few of my coursemates came over for a little group study which explains all the paper on my living room table.

    We were all pretending quite hard to be busy until we heard a music-box-like sound.

    It was the ice-cream truck passing by my quiet London neighbourhood!!!


    Every one of us rushed out to buy ourselves some ice-cream. It was unsurprisingly surrounded by little kids who were dying to have some ice-cream but probably had no money from their parents.

    I looked at them for a while and considered buying them a cone each.

    Then I remembered that I was still yet to repay the bank loan that I had taken out days before just to buy my expensive RM 14 highlighter.Notice that the ice-cream truck was escorted by a couple of ambulances. My guess is that they're probably there in case people hurt themselves rushing to buy ice-cream... or in case people eat so much ice-cream till they go into shock.

    You can imagine the surprise of the ice-cream man when his target market (children) just stood by not buying anything from him while "big 21-year old babies" like us ran towards him with money to buy up his ice-cream!
    It was a refreshing moment. I thought about how it was like when we were little and wished we could buy more ice-cream but our parents just wouldn't allow it.

    And here we stood in front of the ice-cream truck many years later with money in our pockets to buy enough ice-cream to last us a year.

    Yes.... it wasn't a very productive group study at all considering that everyone took their own time finishing their ice-cream.

    However... when you put Hasan and ice-cream together... accidents happen.

    Hasan with his chubby butter-fingers somehow managed to find a way to 'accidentally' drop his ice-cream on our notes.TIP: If you're ever with Hasan and he buys ice-cream. DON'T LET HIM HOLD IT. HOLD IT FOR HIM AND FEED HIM OR HE WILL DROP IT ON YOU!

    But yet managed to pick it up again to finish it (it's a sin to waste ice-cream and a respectable Middle-Eastern man like Hasan knows better than to commit that sin!). Ending that very unproductive day... I headed over for my HELP Institute A-level Class of 2002/2003 reunion steamboat dinner with my buddies.
    (HAH KOYUUKEN!! TOLD YOU THAT I'LL ALSO HAVE STEAMBOAT)

    At the dinner, I learnt of something that I will now explain.

    Please take a good look at this young hemsem man here.


    Ladies... this man is single... and he makes the most delicious Banana Crumble you tongue has ever set foot on.

    His name is Shaun.... but that's not important! What's important is his Banana CRUMBLE gets your tongue to reach multiple-orgasms!

    I am NOT KIDDING!

    So if you ever see Shaun on the street.... say Hi to him... and beg him for his phone number!

    It IS worth the begging... trust Boss Stewie.

    23 Comments:

    • GO STEAL HIS RECIPE la! What you waiting for?!

      By Blogger chocolat-latte', at April 17, 2006 5:01 PM  

    • tiu

      got reunion dinner without me

      sniff sniff sniff

      u all good ar....... Boss..... I curse you to be a fat fuck....... just like me

      By Blogger Boss Lepton, at April 17, 2006 5:05 PM  

    • no!
      dun say such things boss!!!!
      hmph!

      chocolat: he told me his recipe but i think it takes his magical touch

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at April 17, 2006 5:58 PM  

    • his recipe tipu one.
      I think he purposely tell us the fake one so he can continue making orgasmic banana crumbles to impress all his guests!!! (I wonder why Shaun never had male guests!!!!!!)

      Sorry Stewie... Didn't mean to call u a pxxsy ;)

      By Anonymous Hong Wee, at April 17, 2006 6:43 PM  

    • hasan is the ownz

      By Blogger William, at April 17, 2006 7:49 PM  

    • hehehe boss nobody wants to know about your life la

      it's so frigging boring(i know mine is worse)

      By Blogger Boss Lepton, at April 17, 2006 8:19 PM  

    • yes boss boring it is

      hong wee: u try his banana crumble before?? not yet leh!! not yet leh!!!!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at April 17, 2006 8:23 PM  

    • I'm a man!!! Never had the privilege to taste his banana crumble :p But u gals out there must belif stewie. I had the opportunity of a life time witnessing a friend of mine savouring shaun's banana crumble and she passed out out of sheer pleasure after reaching multiple orgasms and the friend of mine happens to be in the picture next to Shaun. Look at her contented expression :p lol

      By Anonymous hong wee, at April 17, 2006 8:43 PM  

    • haihh... i know lar hong wee.. dun be so sad ok??

      just understand that Shaun doesn't like to simply let people eat his banana wan!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at April 17, 2006 10:07 PM  

    • YOU PIMP!! might as well change tuitionhamster to another online dating site (or has it already BEEN an online dating site... for students and teachers bwahhahaha! FARKING SICKO LAR U!!

      I need to study, BAH! >(

      By Blogger §pinzer, at April 18, 2006 12:27 AM  

    • i wonder why Boss Stewie seldom post his close up photo??

      By Anonymous invisibleghost, at April 18, 2006 12:38 AM  

    • cuz Boss Stewie SHY

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at April 18, 2006 12:54 AM  

    • ROFL!!!! LMAO!!!!! I love this post! Very interesting post! (Better than those not related to you one). Describe more about Boss stewie life style! and also Boss Lepton! :P

      Additionally, post some photos of you man since you are describing yourself!

      You guys huh? A bunch of kids! just because of ice cream everyone wasn't focus on study already.... LOL, seriously if I were you I will do the same! cannot tahan and go for ice-cream LOL!!!!!

      By Blogger こうゆうけん, at April 18, 2006 1:45 AM  

    • cannot post so many pictures of boss stewie/lepton

      we SHY!!!

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at April 18, 2006 2:10 AM  

    • Whoa ice cream truck in London..What we had in Msia is just motorbike with some lousy music

      By Blogger KampungboyCitygal, at April 18, 2006 2:13 AM  

    • Eh, there's Walls in London also har. Didn't know it was an international brand ler. :P
      Man, how much per ice cream there? Cheaper than Malaysia's boh? Or Lecka lecka? :P

      Yeah, I know u miss lecka lecka and i will be going KL this saturday, I take a picture of it for u,ok?

      By Anonymous Jason, at April 18, 2006 3:00 AM  

    • Hahahaha omg Hasan is so funny

      By Blogger JustAnotherTragedy, at April 18, 2006 5:52 AM  

    • JASON!! DHL ONE LECKA LECKA FOR ME!!!

      ice cream from ice cream truck costs about RM7 each

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at April 18, 2006 6:04 AM  

    • JASON!!

      make that DHL one DOZEN lecka lecka for me :D

      By Blogger Boss Lepton, at April 18, 2006 6:53 AM  

    • Ya noe... That ice cream stick on the book has that obscene look. =P

      By Anonymous Lance, at April 18, 2006 1:09 PM  

    • OMG..this is one hell of a funny post! I teared laughing..gosh!

      And oh, that girl beside Shaun is Felicia Er right?!

      By Blogger Christinesy, at April 27, 2006 12:51 AM  

    • This is very interesting site... » »

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 16, 2007 10:50 AM  

    • Very nice site! » »

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at April 27, 2007 7:13 AM  

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