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  • Thursday, April 13, 2006

    Paris Hilton the "ICON"

    I have written about Paris Hilton before

    And as much as I try to NOT write about her... its just impossible not to!

    Why? Because she is the funniest and most entertaining celebrity ever to roam this Earth!


    She's done everything you can think of: Movies, reality TV shows, Books, Porn Movies (lets not forget that one) and now she's moving on to Music producing an album with the best producers money from Hilton Hotels can buy.


    According to "The Superficial" and "Bosh", Paris at a recent Elle interview said

    "I’ve always had a great voice. You either have it or you don’t. It’s something you’re born with. I’m a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer. I write books"

    And then she went on to say

    "In Los Angeles, every girl is a gold-digger and I think a lot of guys come to me because they know I don’t need anything."

    Yes... Paris truly is something. We all know that she is all what she is today NOT because she's born rich but because she's talented and indeed a very very outstanding businesswoman right?

    HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry... sorry.. I couldn't help it.. just typing that made me laugh and dropped a few points of my IQ.

    But to her credit.. as little 'talent' in anything she may have... she knows how to take opportunity of situations.

    After all... it was her sex tape that went all over the internet which made her an overnight star.

    For those of you who haven't seen it... go check it out... its a piece of history!

    And for those of you who have seen it, correct me if I'm wrong but... She has no idea how to blow does she? (ish... no talent in anything!)
    To a certain extent, she reminds me of some people I've met in my lives who are fortunate to be born with rich parents but go around and boast that they made all the money themselves and their parents never helped.

    I wonder if Paris Hilton would be just as cocky if she were born as a daughter of a Penang fishmonger.
    Anyway, lets get back to the subject of Paris's up and coming music career. She recently sang a Happy Birthday song to Hugh Hefner.

    Lengmoupedia: Huge Hefner is the luckiest man on earth who happens to own Playboy magazine and have those infamous Playboy Parties at his Mansion. The kind of parties you know for sure there will be more pretty girls than guys.

    But before I show you the video... lets see what REAL TALENT is like

    Watch this Justin Timberlake video first....



    THE MAN CAN DANCE.

    Now here's what IMAGINARY TALENT is like...

    Happy Birthday to you... OHH! Happy Birthday to you... AH!...

    AUGGGGGGGHHH MY EARS!!!!! MY POOR POOR EARSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

    Anyway it doesn't matter that she has no talent does it... her album is still going to sell well no matter how bad her music is because like I said... she's got the best music producers money can buy.

    Besides, if they really can't sell she'll just 'accidentally' release another sex tape and she'll be famous again.

    13 Comments:

    • well,well,guess every girls also can sing like that!
      and she is like posing for the bra advertisement ler..
      of cos,big different if compare with Justin Timberlake.hehehe....

      By Anonymous baby, at April 13, 2006 7:57 AM  

    • Hahaa... Nice one, boss. Hmm, I dont remember watching her sex video, you have?

      By Blogger Jason, at April 13, 2006 1:08 PM  

    • paris is suchhh a bimbo... well, money makes a person physically.. but her brains.. is.. urm.. er.. no cure to it. ;)

      By Blogger chocolat-latte', at April 13, 2006 1:43 PM  

    • she must be the most manipulative person in showbiz now
      now that takes smarts ^^

      By Anonymous William, at April 13, 2006 5:25 PM  

    • well
      with money all is possible!
      i hear she initially looked much worse than this

      she apparently had to do plenty of plastic surgery

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at April 13, 2006 6:21 PM  

    • The official photo for the "Simple Life" is her "AFTER" shot.... and the one below it was her "BEFORE"... notice the difference?


      Me thinks Paris tried to pull a Marilyn Monroe... but erm, she can't sing to save her life.......... =P

      By Blogger Otto, at April 13, 2006 6:40 PM  

    • really?
      i thought she looked the same in both photos
      besides the simple life photo is probably airbrushed

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at April 13, 2006 6:45 PM  

    • Paris Hilton. The only thing I would buy from the Hiltons are their hotels.

      By Anonymous Lance, at April 13, 2006 10:34 PM  

    • yes... thats the old thing really worth having from them

      but no no... paris just bought a new mclaren... now won't u like that?

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at April 14, 2006 6:09 AM  

    • Eh BeefStew! Did you know... by blogging bout Paris, you're indirectly giving her more "fame". Haha!

      By Blogger vincenzo, at April 14, 2006 10:02 AM  

    • beefstew?! LOL... since when he changed name ah vincenzo? Blog about more your lifestyle leh! :)

      By Blogger こうゆうけん, at April 14, 2006 12:03 PM  

    • She's pretty in a way. Too bad such a ho.

      Marilyn sang song to Mr. President mah...where can lawan?

      By Anonymous Chapree Da Grande, at April 14, 2006 3:29 PM  

    • you mean you people want to know about BOSS STEWIE'S LIFE???

      Boss Stewie SHY... BOSS STEWIE SHYYYyy


      and yes vince.... i am contributing to paris hilton's fame.. maybe she would sing happy birthday for me on my birthday

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at April 14, 2006 7:12 PM  

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