Paris Hilton the "ICON"

I have written about Paris Hilton before

And as much as I try to NOT write about her... its just impossible not to!

Why? Because she is the funniest and most entertaining celebrity ever to roam this Earth!

She's done everything you can think of: Movies, reality TV shows, Books, Porn Movies (lets not forget that one) and now she's moving on to Music producing an album with the best producers money from Hilton Hotels can buy.


According to "The Superficial" and "Bosh", Paris at a recent Elle interview said

"I’ve always had a great voice. You either have it or you don’t. It’s something you’re born with. I’m a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer. I write books"

And then she went on to say

"In Los Angeles, every girl is a gold-digger and I think a lot of guys come to me because they know I don’t need anything."

Yes... Paris truly is something. We all know that she is all what she is today NOT because she's born rich but because she's talented and indeed a very very outstanding businesswoman right?

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry... sorry.. I couldn't help it.. just typing that made me laugh and dropped a few points of my IQ.

But to her credit.. as little 'talent' in anything she may have... she knows how to take opportunity of situations.

After all... it was her sex tape that went all over the internet which made her an overnight star.

For those of you who haven't seen it... go check it out... its a piece of history!

And for those of you who have seen it, correct me if I'm wrong but... She has no idea how to blow does she? (ish... no talent in anything!)
To a certain extent, she reminds me of some people I've met in my lives who are fortunate to be born with rich parents but go around and boast that they made all the money themselves and their parents never helped.

I wonder if Paris Hilton would be just as cocky if she were born as a daughter of a Penang fishmonger.
Anyway, lets get back to the subject of Paris's up and coming music career. She recently sang a Happy Birthday song to Hugh Hefner.

Lengmoupedia: Huge Hefner is the luckiest man on earth who happens to own Playboy magazine and have those infamous Playboy Parties at his Mansion. The kind of parties you know for sure there will be more pretty girls than guys.

But before I show you the video... lets see what REAL TALENT is like

Watch this Justin Timberlake video first....

THE MAN CAN DANCE.

Now here's what IMAGINARY TALENT is like...

Happy Birthday to you... OHH! Happy Birthday to you... AH!...

AUGGGGGGGHHH MY EARS!!!!! MY POOR POOR EARSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway it doesn't matter that she has no talent does it... her album is still going to sell well no matter how bad her music is because like I said... she's got the best music producers money can buy.

Besides, if they really can't sell she'll just 'accidentally' release another sex tape and she'll be famous again.