Polite Notices

Its just about a month away from my finals, so now I spend every day in the boring confines of my university library inside this building.



But yet... sometimes if you open your eyes you see very interesting things. Like this sign I saw in one of the building's toilet.


Now when I first looked at this sign, I noticed the words "POLITE NOTICE".

Then I looked for the number of 'polite' words...

Ok there was a "PLEASE"... and uhmm.. there was a "THANK YOU"... but that was about it. Not very polite is it?

I figure a polite notice would be something more like this
Then I wondered... what would a slightly less "Polite Notice" look like?

Maybe something like this?

and then comes to BIG QUESTION. What about a RUDE NOTICE?

How would it look like?

Well my guess is... something like this
Ahh... you gotta love signs.