LENG MOU? You Decide........: Leng Mou's Art of Art

Friday, April 21, 2006

Leng Mou's Art of Art

Do you know is the most expensive painting ever sold?

It was called the "Portrait of Dr. Gachet" by Vincent Van Gogh (Pic below).

The buyer was a Japanese businessman who went by the name of Ryoei Saito and he paid $82,500,000 for it.

Eighty two million five hundred thousand US dollars. SMALL MONEY LAR RIGHT?!?!?! Only about RM297,000,000.

SMALL MAHNEY LAR right?!?!?!

I mean... what can you possibly do with RM297,000,000? Not much right? Probably just buy a small country for yourself where you can be king and bring in only the beautiful people to stay in your little country.

Then all your beautiful people will mate with each other and your country's next generation will all be really beautiful

or

Really ugly (depending on who you believe)

However, regardless of their looks, they would all most probably be born stupid.

But lets not get carried away and get back to ART.

Maybe its just that I don't appreciate art very much.

Well I do appreciate beautiful paintings like this that actually looks nice to the eye like thisor even the more simpler looking ones like this

But... how can you call things like this ART?!?!?!

Can you even TELL what is being painted?

A woman with a dress?? a doggie?? a space shuttle??

and

WHAT TALENT DO YOU NEED TO SPLASH PAINT AROUND LIKE THIS?!?!

and more importantly

HOW DO YOU GET PEOPLE TO BUY SHIT LIKE THIS AND PAY THOUSANDS AND EVEN MILLIONS?!?!?

(oh btw, this painting I can tell is supposed to be a woman right? Those two things at the bottom are her knockers right??)

Will someone with some sense of art please explain to me what is it I am NOT seeing in these paintings?

Anyway, considering that any talentless idiot can do art nowadays (and even sell it for actual MONEY)... I have decided to do my own MASTERPIECE.

Armed with my 'virtual photoshop paintbrush' and my logitech mouse.

BEHOLD... MY MASTERPIECE

I SHALL CALL IT

"The Valley" by Boss Stewie

So uhmm.. anyone want to buy my painting for a million dollars? anyone? anyone?

24 Comments:

wahhh...boss stewie,u really show ur skill ar!
hahahahaha.....ur drawing is really funny!!!
but is that any mean for that picture?

By Anonymous, at April 21, 2006 7:43 AM
hahahaha
c ur post, reminds me of malaysia airlines and the noob who bought the 2 sohai paintings

By William, at April 21, 2006 7:48 AM
$1,000,000 it is!

By Anonymous, at April 21, 2006 8:17 AM
WOOHOOO!!!
I HAVE A BUYER!!!!

look like you really don't need talent to sell art

By Boss Stewie, at April 21, 2006 8:21 AM
i think your painting can be used as the cover for "children in need" calendars. good job!!

By Anonymous, at April 21, 2006 8:41 AM
Hey- this is an unfair hit on modern art. Just because the idiotic trendy new generation of yuppies decide to make art a new brand label-hence the expensive prices- it doesn't make modern art any less art. I am not saying that I am a fan of any art you pasted in this entry. But it is completely silly to bad-mouth things you dont understand.

Not leng. No way.

Frankly, utterly disappointed.
And if you want to call me- an anal artsy-fartsy- so be it.
But this is still an unfair comment on modern art.

By angelicgirl98, at April 21, 2006 10:07 AM
Dude.... i kinda like the splash painting thingy and the dog-spaceshuttle-dress thing, although i dun realy understand wth its about, but the colors are nice XD and i think its the impression that it last on u that counts, like the scenary ones are nice no doubt but it doens't leave u with an impression, the 82 million one does, so does the splashy ones.. i dun really like the pot women art cause i just dun dig it rofl.

anyways thats just my two cents.

By Anonymous, at April 21, 2006 11:23 AM
your drawing skill level same as my cousin 7 years old, she is now standard 1 :)

By こうゆうけん, at April 21, 2006 12:44 PM
u call this a painting ah??? tsk tsk~

By Pike-chan, at April 21, 2006 1:38 PM
maybe i should call my bro (a psychology major) come and read this blog and give u a free diagnosis, hehehe

By Pike-chan, at April 21, 2006 1:52 PM
*LOL, your drawing worst than my brother when he was 3 years old..

By [NottY]Nee, at April 21, 2006 2:17 PM
u pay me 230 million Dollars , I'll take it

By Anonymous, at April 21, 2006 4:43 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok please do get a psychiatrist to read my blog. it would be interesting to see what he has to say about me... hahaha

hmmm chocolat... interesting points... i never saw art that way. perhaps one day when i am older... i might learn to appreciate such art

By Boss Stewie, at April 21, 2006 4:55 PM
eh you all laugh at my painting! one day 1,000 years from now... it will be worth something!!! right?

By Boss Stewie, at April 21, 2006 4:56 PM
yuen ai: nobody's going to call you an "anal artsy-fartsy" for having an opinion. if you can appreciate modern art then thats great!

By Boss Stewie, at April 21, 2006 5:02 PM
siens entry. mou lor.shining*~ ere btw

By Anonymous, at April 21, 2006 5:59 PM
1 day 1000yrs from now.... i think even in judgement day ppl will still laugh at ur drawing.... hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

By Anonymous, at April 21, 2006 6:57 PM
da vinci code meh lol

so dark the con of man

By William, at April 21, 2006 7:49 PM
mou + (-1) leng

wat a disgrace boss

dun say la art until liddat, next time nobody wanna sell any art for u to hang in your house only u cry

u see if i have a van gogh painting hanging in my house, that means i'm freaking rich. so u better hope one day u have arts to buy otherwise nobody will acknowledge u're rich :P

btw, chee giat's comment is funny hahahaha

p.s. your art looks horrible, where's the passion and emotion???

it's better u stick to pornography to make me laugh

By Wilson J Q Quah, at April 21, 2006 9:58 PM
hahaha lepton he did show emotion
the emotions of a final year student who has exams in a few weeks time
rofl

By William, at April 21, 2006 11:39 PM
Portrait of Dr. Gachet
$82,500,000

A woman with a dress?? a doggie?? a space shuttle??
$5,000,000

SPLASHED PAINT
$ 9,999,999

Shit with knockers (So called)
$50,000,000

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"The Valley" by Boss Stewie
*Priceless* =)

By Anonymous, at April 22, 2006 12:14 AM
I'm beginning to warm to 'the valley'; i think i like it... dn't knw why tho

By Anonymous, at April 22, 2006 1:15 AM
HAHAHAHAH LANCE... thank u.. i am so so touched!

Boss: ma chow hai! no such thing as -1 leng!!! hHAHAHAAHahaha dun try cheat me.. the score is still 11-9 with me leading!

bunny: awww i am so touched

By Boss Stewie, at April 22, 2006 4:09 AM
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