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    Duck tales? Duck tails? DUCK RAPE!!!!

    Anybody ever watched Duck Tales?


    Scrooge McDuck and his three nephews yea. Most of you would've known or at least seen it as a kid. Unfortunately we at Leng Mou don't have the time to tell you the entire story of this kiddy cartoon.

    So what Duck Tales I'm gonna tell you?

    Let Lim Peh tell you a story of ducks.

    Once upon a time in a land far far away, there lived a pair of ducks. The male is Stewie Duck and the female is Tocky Duck.

    They are such a loving couple. One of their favourite past times is posing naked over webcam to each other. Such a weird fetish. Yup, they are smart enough to use webcams and take advantage of the power of MSN. They could chat to each other all day, cuddle together by the lake and occassionally make babies.

    Life was good until the arrival of the almighty Koyuuken Duck.

    Koyuuken Duck is well built, charming and is full of confidence. However, he has quite a reputation for being an international playboy. Charm and arrogance allows him to get into the pants of famous celebrities. Those who made his A-list includes

    Paris Hilton

    Angelina Jolie

    and Pat Liong Kam

    The story goes on....... since Koyuuken moved into the neighbourhood, he had been desperately trying to get Tocky Duck's attention. But time and time again, Tocky Duck refuses to give in to Koyuuken Duck's request.

    Day after day, month after month, Koyuuken started to feel desperate. His semen from the last shag started to dry up, and if a bull comes accross his path, you might find him stuck inside the bull's asshole. Yes, that's how desperate he was.

    That was, until this 1 faithful day, when Tocky Duck decided to go for a stroll outside Boss Lepton's room. Little had she knew that Koyuuken Duck was also in the neighbourhood.

    Koyuuken Duck: Oh Tocky, please just let me shag you. Just one shag, that last one I had with Pat Liong Kam was almost 3 months ago. I'm desperate, I need you baby, I want you.

    Tocky Duck: Oh you filthy duck, just leave me alone. I'm not going to let you shag me. My heart lies with Stewie Duck and Stewie alone. We are going to start a family together and that is my dream come true.

    Koyuuken Duck: Tocky oh Tocky, why why??? But from the moment I first saw you, I fell in love with your beauty. And who could ever resists to cuddle that huge boobs of yours.

    Tocky Duck: Wait...... what are you trying to do? Hey, don't come any closer, please...... HELP HELP HELP!!! AHHH!!!!

    Koyuuken Duck: Muahahaha....... hahaha............................................................

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    ***: GET YOUR FILTHY WINGS OFF HER!!!!

    It was Stewie Duck. He had been there along. Well actually, he had been in the neighbourhood as well....... er........ flirting with Lepton Duck.

    Anyway, back to the story. This happened next.......






    What happened to Koyuuken Duck after that? Well nobody knows actually. Some said that he is so embarassed he underwent a sex transformation surgery. Many even speculate that he might now be any lady beside you.

    But Boss Lepton knows better. I think he got whacked by Stewie Duck so hard, he died shortly after that and ended up on the table somewhere in London......


    p.s. To Boss Stewie, next time you go to Four Seasons without me, I curse you to be a fat F*ck as always :D

    p.p.s. To Tock and Koyuuken, Pai seh use your names, nvm la you all become celebrity already ma.......

    Oh yea btw, check out this guide to stop Duck Rape.

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