How to Save Money on Valentine's Day

On 14th of February each year, it is well known that if you're a boss, you should never EVER expect a productive day from your subordinates(employees etc).
Well it's Valentine's Day, which brings headaches to guys all over the world.

I would say that at least for the western world, today accounts for the second largest consumer spending of the year just behind christmas. Boy, when I say consumer spending, I mean the largest cut-throat day of the year. Today alone, the price of rose would rise 5-fold and chocolate shops can run short of supply.


So here is Boss Lepton's 2 cents, not tested and not proven, so take it with caution. This is Boss Lepton's (suggested) guide to save your money:

1. By far the most common way to save money on Valentine's day is what we call a pre-Valentine breakup and post-Valentine makeup. Ok, first of all, Boss Lepton would like to say that we at Leng Mou do not encourage people to use this, because it's risky and you might come back with a gun aiming at mine or Boss Stewie's head.

Pros : Roses are always cheaper post-Valentine
Cons: She might never EVER forgive you again

Upside for Cons: You might be able to go find another girl


2. Instead of eating out, the best way to save money is to eat-in. And this, Boss Lepton has expertise in. Well, we know that restaurants prepare set dinners for Valentine's day and boy wait til you see your final bill. Instead, try Boss Lepton's suggestion below for this year's Valentine.

Starter - Avocado with prawn-garlic-mashed potato
Main Course - Pan-seared tuna with sweet lime-chilli sauce
Dessert - Strawberry Ice cream on crackers with nuts sprinkles

Ok, quick tips here
Starter- Boil peeled potato, chop garlic and prawn, then shallow fry them in butter and put cooked potatoes in and mash them. Add milk, salt and pepper to fluff them up.
Main Course- Chopped finely chilli(not too spicy), squeeze lime, sugar, salt and pepper into bowl. Add extra virgin olive oil and marinate the tuna(be gentle with the tuna). Grease pan with extraq virgin olive oil and on to high heat, fry tuna for 1 minute then turn over and reduce heat to medium for another minute so it's medium-rare. Pour leftover marinate and serve.
Dessert- Easy to prepare and yummy to eat. Best for you to watch a love movie like "Ghost" while having this.

Pros : Master chef at work, your gf will love u to death if right
Cons : You screw something up and it's better you all go eat out which would incure more losses.

3. Grow your own rose. A bit time consuming and maybe a bit late at this stage, but it's always good to plan ahead for next year.

Pros : Yea, every girl's dream, almost.
Cons : I would rather use that time to grow my own rubber tree to produce condom.

4. Increase the competition. That's right, once there is competition, i.e. having lots of girls, maybe she won't be too demanding. Hehehe, of course this wouldn't necessarily be a way of saving money. It certainly wouldn't if you have a stable of concubines like Boss Stewie's, hmmm...... Miss Sunday, Monday, Wednesday hmmm...... bah cannot remember. Barcode them please boss, easier nowadays with all the computers doing the counting.

Pros : Every guy's dream, always.
Cons : Dream on.

5. Stay single. If you're really that stingy, it's better off you stay single. No worries, you can pass your gf to Boss Stewie and he will barcode them, and place them nicely among his concubines. :D Aww my boss is a happy man.

Pros : You are free.
Cons : Your dick is not free.


Oh well, that's what I can think for now. Ok, so more suggestions needed. Brainstorming time:

And here's to kickstart the brainstorm,

Do you know that Boss Stewie is a BIG fan of Hebe from S.H.E.?
Well, Hebe recently got a new pet, can you guess what animal her pet is?

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Answer : a duck

Explanation: Hebe Yaya(duck in mandarin), hebe hebe Ya!!!

Ok start giving my suggestions :D

p.s. Happy Single Awareness Day to all.