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    How to Save Money on Valentine's Day

    On 14th of February each year, it is well known that if you're a boss, you should never EVER expect a productive day from your subordinates(employees etc).
    Well it's Valentine's Day, which brings headaches to guys all over the world.

    I would say that at least for the western world, today accounts for the second largest consumer spending of the year just behind christmas. Boy, when I say consumer spending, I mean the largest cut-throat day of the year. Today alone, the price of rose would rise 5-fold and chocolate shops can run short of supply.


    So here is Boss Lepton's 2 cents, not tested and not proven, so take it with caution. This is Boss Lepton's (suggested) guide to save your money:

    1. By far the most common way to save money on Valentine's day is what we call a pre-Valentine breakup and post-Valentine makeup. Ok, first of all, Boss Lepton would like to say that we at Leng Mou do not encourage people to use this, because it's risky and you might come back with a gun aiming at mine or Boss Stewie's head.

    Pros : Roses are always cheaper post-Valentine
    Cons: She might never EVER forgive you again

    Upside for Cons: You might be able to go find another girl


    2. Instead of eating out, the best way to save money is to eat-in. And this, Boss Lepton has expertise in. Well, we know that restaurants prepare set dinners for Valentine's day and boy wait til you see your final bill. Instead, try Boss Lepton's suggestion below for this year's Valentine.

    Starter - Avocado with prawn-garlic-mashed potato
    Main Course - Pan-seared tuna with sweet lime-chilli sauce
    Dessert - Strawberry Ice cream on crackers with nuts sprinkles

    Ok, quick tips here
    Starter- Boil peeled potato, chop garlic and prawn, then shallow fry them in butter and put cooked potatoes in and mash them. Add milk, salt and pepper to fluff them up.
    Main Course- Chopped finely chilli(not too spicy), squeeze lime, sugar, salt and pepper into bowl. Add extra virgin olive oil and marinate the tuna(be gentle with the tuna). Grease pan with extraq virgin olive oil and on to high heat, fry tuna for 1 minute then turn over and reduce heat to medium for another minute so it's medium-rare. Pour leftover marinate and serve.
    Dessert- Easy to prepare and yummy to eat. Best for you to watch a love movie like "Ghost" while having this.

    Pros : Master chef at work, your gf will love u to death if right
    Cons : You screw something up and it's better you all go eat out which would incure more losses.

    3. Grow your own rose. A bit time consuming and maybe a bit late at this stage, but it's always good to plan ahead for next year.

    Pros : Yea, every girl's dream, almost.
    Cons : I would rather use that time to grow my own rubber tree to produce condom.

    4. Increase the competition. That's right, once there is competition, i.e. having lots of girls, maybe she won't be too demanding. Hehehe, of course this wouldn't necessarily be a way of saving money. It certainly wouldn't if you have a stable of concubines like Boss Stewie's, hmmm...... Miss Sunday, Monday, Wednesday hmmm...... bah cannot remember. Barcode them please boss, easier nowadays with all the computers doing the counting.

    Pros : Every guy's dream, always.
    Cons : Dream on.

    5. Stay single. If you're really that stingy, it's better off you stay single. No worries, you can pass your gf to Boss Stewie and he will barcode them, and place them nicely among his concubines. :D Aww my boss is a happy man.

    Pros : You are free.
    Cons : Your dick is not free.


    Oh well, that's what I can think for now. Ok, so more suggestions needed. Brainstorming time:

    And here's to kickstart the brainstorm,

    Do you know that Boss Stewie is a BIG fan of Hebe from S.H.E.?
    Well, Hebe recently got a new pet, can you guess what animal her pet is?

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    Answer : a duck

    Explanation: Hebe Yaya(duck in mandarin), hebe hebe Ya!!!

    Ok start giving my suggestions :D

    p.s. Happy Single Awareness Day to all.

    11 Comments:

    • Lepton: you amuse me... you can cook! or do students overseas usually have to step into the kitchen to survive? or did you actually copied pasted that recipe sumwer? hmm...

      Stewie: Shame on you... so many girls, I suggest to your miss-dunno-which-day back in KL NOT to dance for you! hmpf... nyeh nyeh

      By Blogger smurfette, at February 14, 2006 2:34 PM  

    • leng

      ah sou wanted a homecooked meal on valentines day, leng mou

      best la best la

      By Blogger William, at February 14, 2006 5:03 PM  

    • jess: what what? what did i do?

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at February 14, 2006 7:20 PM  

    • hehehehehe

      Well Jess, if you're in a situation like me, where eating out is SO expensive. THen you have to cook to survive.

      Hey the recipe is mine :D
      Go search for mash potato with prawns, i can't find any recipe on that on google.

      And the fish, see the simple ingredients? Nothing fancy, so i didn't look at recipes apart from tips on how to cook fish(or not overcook fish)

      By Blogger Boss Lepton, at February 14, 2006 8:08 PM  

    • oh btw boss
      mou

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at February 14, 2006 8:19 PM  

    • Boss Lepton, I give you a BIG NICE

      LENG !!!!!!

      hahahahaha.....

      By Anonymous AKSaiful, at February 14, 2006 8:42 PM  

    • Funny as hell. LENG!

      By Anonymous slinky, at February 14, 2006 10:36 PM  

    • hardy har har, =P.

      By Blogger Â§pinzer, at February 15, 2006 9:47 AM  

    • Leng...Proud of u

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 15, 2006 7:23 PM  

    • eh stewie.. be honest with me.. is quah still a virgin? because if he loses his virginity before me, i'm ALMOST officially the first person you know who's gonna die a virgin. why did i say "almost"? because there's jiajer currently in the first place. so if jiajer were to fuck someone before i do, then it's official. hell, its bigger than official!! it deserve's a big bad ass party!!

      By Anonymous adrian, at February 15, 2006 8:06 PM  

    • LOL.
      This is LENG

      By Blogger Yuen, at February 20, 2006 6:15 PM  

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