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  • Thursday, February 02, 2006

    How do gay men decide who is what....

    I watched Brokeback Mountain some time back during my movie marathon. What really bothered me about that movie wasn't actually only its gay scenes. In actual fact, when I watched the gay scenes, I wondered....

    "On his first time in bed, how would a gay man know if he is a fucker (the one that contributes the wood) or a fuckee (the one that painfully takes it up his ass)?"

    I pondered for a while until I came up with 3 possible explanations.

    Explanation 1: Batang Size

    The one with the bigger/longer kotek would naturally be the "fucker" right...?
    Assuming that a bigger kotek gives you more pleasure...

    Explanation 2: Lubang Density

    Similar to Explanation 1, the one with the tighter lubang (butt hole) should obviously be the "fuckee" right? (Again, assuming that the tighter the lubang the more pleasure it brings).

    Explanation 3: King of the Jungle

    In the jungle, the strong will kill the weak. Similarly, in our world... the strong will fuck the weak. So in this case...

    and Fuckee

    And there you have it. The best 3 explanations at least I could come up with. If you have any ideas of your own, do leave your comments. If you don't... do check out this video from the very talked about Brokeback Mountain.


    • between stewie and lepton,who is the fuckee?

      it got to be either one of you rite?

      By Anonymous yothemans.com, at February 02, 2006 8:32 AM  

    • haihh u ask us also no use...

      i will say lepton is... and lepton will say i am

      By Blogger Boss Stewie, at February 02, 2006 8:33 AM  

    • Neither, we go around fucking other people instead of letting ppl fuck us up.


      MOU hehehe harder to make me laff these days ler, i'm so depressed

      By Blogger Boss Lepton, at February 02, 2006 9:20 AM  

    • lol at least lesbians will never have this problem of determining the fucker or fuckee.

      By Blogger William, at February 02, 2006 8:12 PM  

    • LOL.. this is really funny...

      Who came up with the term fucker and fuckee? LOL...

      By Blogger Min L. Fu, at February 03, 2006 5:24 AM  

    • somehow the muscle guy seems to have what looks like a relatively small dick in view of his size

      By Blogger William, at February 03, 2006 3:17 PM  

    • LENG...

      Another possible fucker-fuckee explanation:

      The one with the more severe broken wrist is the fuckee.

      By Anonymous slinky, at February 04, 2006 12:24 PM  

    • mmm all your three reasons are very the wrong la. small dick can fuck the longer 1. asshole size not so matter, but the more u get fucked, the less tighter it is, so thats y more like to fuck a virgin. then some manly gays like to get fuck also.

      many do not do anal, just oral.

      By Anonymous Anonymous, at February 08, 2006 1:28 AM  

    • ok guys, i did my research for the past 2 and a half hours in various gay websites such as




      to observe the trend of who gets to fuck who up in the ass. and i came up with this conclusion:

      never do such a research with your back and your monitor facing an opened room door.

      thank you.

      By Anonymous adrian, at February 13, 2006 6:34 PM  

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