tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-190448862012-01-08T18:13:40.402+08:00Leng Mou was the result of a bet between two best friends; both Malaysians that study in the UK. The bet goes that each post is meant to make each other laugh. The bet has now ended and now Leng Mou is just used as a personal blog between Boss Lepton and Stewie.Boss Stewiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07399299695806119238noreply@blogger.comBlogger2211100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19044886.post-1153993173858340352006-07-27T17:55:00.000+08:002006-07-27T22:18:42.446+08:00

I write this on a Thursday afternoon shortly before the clock hits 5pm. I sit in my new office almost after working hours pondering about the challenges that I will face starting next week.The coming Tuesday will be the day it all begins.I've had months and months of planning but all the planning in the world will never be enough to fully prepare me for the challenge I'm about to face starting

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Since weeks ago I promised to meet up with Smashpop, Koyuuken and Tock in KL and also one of my Singaporean friends who happened to come down that day:Ming.I initially suggested a Bak Kut Teh breakfast meet but in the last minute, dear Koyuuken suddenly realized that he prints money and people who print money prefer to eat something more expensive.So we had lunch at Jogoya which I found no

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One of our readers (Adrianbaby) forwarded this to my e-mail asking me to share it with all of you. So here it is...This is how the world would be like if women ruled the world. And if I may add, if women ruled the world, we would also have no porn (right girls?).And that means admirale women like Miss Hagiwara here (who take the effort to dress up in school girl uniforms just to excite us men

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Many many years ago when the Malaysian stock market was booming and people were rich, country clubs became popular. Everyone was crazy over golf, a "high-class" sport at that point in time. Golf... is an interesting sport because unlike badminton or football... it doesn't attempt to push you to your physical limits.So when people ask you if you exercise you can say"OH YES I DO". (When the answer

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My faithful Motorola V3 has been giving me some problems lately so it was time for me to change phones. So last week I was asking Smash what would be a good phone to have. The first thing Smash said to me was "You've asked the right person". And he started spewing out model names with different features and asking me what is it that I want in a phone. Whether I want a phone which has camera,

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Just a few days ago Jolene (apparently a very silent Leng Mou reader) sent me an invitation to a blogger's meet at KLCC on the 29th of July 2006 at 3PM.Now when a girl (and a guy: Yee Hou) takes the time and effort to organize blogger meets like these the least you can say WITHOUT even thinking is..."How can I help?".So this is my small way of contributing to the local blogger community.Pic info:

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In all relationships, there are milestones. The beginning of a relationship always starts of with holding hands in public (which could get you in trouble these days).Then comes hugging and kissing. Then comes... THE ACT OF LURVEEE... And then comes the addiction to "THE ACT OF LURVEEE" for about 2 months before both sides get bored of it. So what do couples do to keep the fire burning after

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Ahh the Sultan of Brunei.A man whose shoes most men would love to be in.A man who's the ruler of only a small country but has yet managed to get the attention and respect of the entire world, even meeting other great leaders in the past such as Bill Clinton.But how much do we know about this great man?Did you know that in spite of all his wealth, he lives a very modest life.Take for example the

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Yesterday I had a friend call me up late at night to ask for advice. He was having problems with his girlfriend that only he knew about. He was very down and upset because it was quite obvious not only to himself but to everyone else that his girlfriend was the one wearing the pants in the relationship. Actually in his case, it was so bad that have to add that while his girlfriend wears the

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Some girls get turned on by adventurous guys, or guys that love to live on the edge.But how do you tell the truly adventurous guys from the guys that just talk a lot of cock to impress girls they'll never be able to sleep with?In the old ages, the men that live on the edge can be identified as those who go hunting without a sharpened (blunt) knife.So, in modern Kuala Lumpur, I reckon the

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There is only one thing more exciting than a woman who loves cars: A woman who loves football. Unfortunately, in the imperfect world that we live in... not everything goes our way. (In a woman's world most men would love handbag shopping too but we don't see that happening do we?) So just a few days ago I was talking to a very very shy girl friend of mine whom I would here refer to as Susan (

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Living in the city isn't exactly something to be proud of and I'm reminded about that every time I try to get out of the city after 5pm.It was a Friday afternoon (two days ago) and I was taking my baby for a traditional dinner/movie. My baby sometimes tells me that we don't seem to do things that normal couples do... so there you have it... you cannot get any more normal than a dinner movie

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Once in a while my readers love to send me jokes on e-mail and sometimes I find some of them are just too good not to share.This one was sent to me by Audrey... telling me why England will never win the 2006 World Cup(though I think they will at least beat Portugal since Portugal had two good players red carded last game).Check out the fans that each country sends to Germany to support their

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Models are everywhere these days.In the past I've dated quite a number of girls who either were models or ended up being part-time models and it has stopped being something to be proud of.I would go tell my friend "Eh... I went out with a model last night".and my friend would tell me"Yeah me too...".But yet, many girls long to be models to experience the glamour and attention of a photoshoot.and

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I only watch football once every 4 years: During the World Cup.But since ages ago, every time I watch a match on Astro and during half-time I get to see interesting match statisticsand hear a football IDIOT genius named Shabby talk for 15 minutes about what I ALREADY KNOW I never knew about the game.For example, during one of the earlier matches I watched a couple of weeks ago, one person got

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Some people are still a bit unclear about something. Our little Leng Mou bet to write funny posts ended in June 2006. Both Boss Lepton and I were looking to stop blogging then but I was leaving the UK and many of my UK friends who read Leng Mou insisted I kept blogging so that they would be up to speed on what I'll be up to after leaving the UK.Pic Info: Some of my UK friends that I probably

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To those of you who are probably wondering otherwise now, let me just say that I didn't go to Singapore just to stay in a Singaporean apartment with a Singaporean Microwave (ok fine Addee.. Singaporean PR Microwave) to blow up a Singaporean curry puff :(I was in Singapore mainly for work but also for some sight-seeing.My baby made me promise that I could go down and do all the work I wanted (and

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I just got back from the Lion City today after the 4-day work trip I had with my baby tagging along.I'll write more about the trip in time to come but let me first ask all of you your opinions about something.Now when I was in Singapore I stayed in a little service apartment called the Somersot Grand Cairnhill, just off Orchard Road.The room was not as new as I expected them to be but it was

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If you're wondering about the lack of updates, it's because I'm down in Singapore for a few days to do some work.I normally take a flight from Penang or KL to Singapore but this time I decided to save some money so I tried the bus. It was my first ever time taking the bus to Singapore and also probably the most painful 5 hours of my life having to get off the bus twice to clear immigration on

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Most of the Thai girls I've met in London were all quite pretty so you can imagine my excitement when the internet brought to my attention pictures of the Miss Thailand 2005!WOOHOO!!WELCOME MISS THAILAND 2005!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!But wait... since this is Thailand... It will comfort the rest of us if we run the "Kotek Test"SO SHE PASSES!!!! No bulge in panties meaning no kotek so she IS A NATURAL

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I am Boss StewieI am fat.I am a terrible inconsiderate boyfriend that never considers my girlfriend's feelings.I am also a self-centered chauvinistic man who never considers the things that are important to my girlfriend.I never appreciate my girlfriend the way I should be.I lie to myself that the Motorola V3 is the most manly phone in the world when I know that it is actually for fags like

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I have been screwing up things with my baby lately.First I called her fat resulting in her punishing me by giving me a turtle to wear on my phone. Then I accidentally broke the string that attached the turtle to my phone. I spent forever begging for forgiveness and promised to take care of the turtle.And now... when I thought things couldn't get any worse... Yes... I LOST THE FUKING PIECE OF SH*

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Sometimes in life, people can be forced to do things they don't want to do but it doesn't necessarily mean that they'll find ways to get themselves out of the situation. I believe that some men are good in nature... that when the women they love tell them to do something, they will just listen and not retaliate...Yes... Boss Stewie is such a man... ... ... ... Ok you're probably wondering why

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There comes a time in every man's life where his woman will ask him"Darling... would you still love me if I was fat?"and the man would then lie on impulse saying"Yes darling... I would love you even if you were so fat you played snooker with the planets"This time for me was just two days ago.I was in my room teaching my baby how to be a camwhore when she popped that same question. Only... instead

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A couple of days ago my friends decided to treat me to an expensive Japanese Buffet dinner at Jogoya in Starhill. Jogoya is a nice classy restaurant with the largest variety I have ever seen in a Japanese Buffet.The problem was... my friends and I are anything but "classy".To make matters worse, everyone left their girlfriends at home and it was an "all-guy" dinner, the kind of dinner where

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I am down in KL these few days to see relatives, friends and of course more importantly, my baby.But my baby is in the middle of her exams now so she's a very busy busy girl.So here I am, sitting right next to her while she studies, armed with a laptop and once again surfing the internet.It is amazing what you can find on the internet these days.Apparently the American Dental Association says

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HO HO HO... I am finally back in Penang after a long 12 hour flight in this plane. Just 5 minutes after the plane left Heathrow Airport in London, I looked out my window to catch a last glimpse of the London I knew.It actually looked quite beautiful from up here... and it looked a lot more "green" with plenty of trees around the buildings. Very very unlike the concrete jungle that I

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If you're wondering why there is a lack of typical Leng Mou posts lately, it's because I've been busy running around packing and saying my goodbyes.Yes... today is the day I've been waiting for ever since I set foot on England soil: it is the day I leave London for good and never return again!I'm a lucky guy. In the past few days, all my friends have been rushing to see me one more time before I

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It is time to announce the winner and the answers of the recent "How well do you know Leng Mou contest".Of the many entries we got, a total of only 3 people got all the answers correct: Russel, Michelle and Jess.We were supposed to pick a winner at random but we decided to be generous and send out postcards to all three of you anyway since so many of you actually made the effort to do the

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Ok I have to set the record straight, this is not a funny post. Never meant to be.Yes I admit defeat. If you actually look at the record it shows that 85% of the posts are Boss Stewie's and I have to say that they are actually pretty funny. It's pretty hard to control myself, unless I'm feeling downright depressed.So here we go, on the way to 4 seasons, again.(BTW if any of you guys don't realise

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Before I begin this post, let me just say that we've been getting all your e-mails and messages giving us 101 reasons why we should NOT stop blogging and how we are both very "SELFISH" and "HEARTLESS"for getting some of you addicted just to drop you all of a sudden.Don't get me wrong, it's not like we suddenly decided to stop...Since Leng Mou was founded in late November 2005, it was agreed that

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London is a city of 7.5 million people and is widely regarded as one of the world's major global cities but yet, I never really liked London. I remember when I first arrived in London 3 years ago. Staring out the taxi window I looked at the gloomy streets we drove past and I couldn't help but think"Diu I can't believe I'm going to have to be here for 3 years". Looking back, those 3 years actually

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie just had their long awaited baby girl and they named her Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.When I was back in Malaysia last December, I remember hearing off the radio some professor mention that if you put 2 beautiful people together... their kids will probably grow up to be beautiful as well.Now Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are said to be among the most attractive people on

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Oh what the hell, I just can't stop laughing when I saw these pictures I got in my email this morning.Most of you might have seen this b4 but allow Boss Lepton to attempt to write a story out of it.What the hell, since you all know Boss Lepton is utterly useless in attempting to make all you laugh I'll try to write it in 2 languages, hokkien and hokkien.Er wait, that's not right....... ok fine,

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I love sending postcards and since I'll be leaving London in a week's time... I thought that it would be nice to send one last postcard back home.But rather than sending it to my baby or my family whom have received over a million of them in the past 3 years that I've been in London, I thought:Why not send it to one of our readers?The contestOf course, we have many readers so it would be unfair

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Good news everyone. Leng Mou is finally coming to an end.Boss Lepton has confirmed that he will be coming down to London on the 31st of May and he will be buying me my roast duck at the Four Seasons Restaurant in London (which was the whole reason why Leng Mou was started in the first place).The score is Boss Lepton with 10 lengs and Boss Stewie with 13 (although it wasn't exactly very fair

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I am a sinner.I curse, drink, gamble and engage in pre-marital... uhmm... "activities" so there comes a time every now and then when I have to go to church and repent and beg for forgiveness.Such a time was yesterday.I followed one of my Catholic friends to church today.It was my first time in a Catholic church. A little background on my religious side, I come from a Buddhist family but we're not

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I got this video by e-mail and I decided to put it up on Youtube to share it with all of you.The girls would probably find this boring but the guys might like it(don't worry.. I promise. No shemales in this video).Here's what the video is about (quoted exactly from the e-mail I got)."This is unusual and remarkable film footage; this is a night vision movie from Iraq, showing live action against

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I've been with my baby for officially one and a half years now and most of our relationship has been a long distance one.My baby is from KL and I'm from Penang, so you can understand how the long distance goes considering that I study in London and I'm only back in Penang for a few months in a year.Pic info: My baby and I at a party last New YearNot to mention, for those few months that I was

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It seems that there is something between Leng Mou and toilets. A lot of our previous posts have at least some kind of connection with toilets, starting from the very first post which Leng Mou readers felt disgust looking at, Rate My Shit, to Why make life difficult.True, Boss Stewie takes credits for those posts and he's always the 1 coming up with whackier ideas anyway.Well this 1 features

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Leng Mou was founded 6 months ago just as a blog between Boss Lepton and I to post anything that makes each other laugh. It wasn't meant to be a regularly updated blog because obviously funny thoughts don't come all the time and funny posts take a lot of time to write.But somehow along the way word got out of our blog and more people starting coming to read Leng Mou so Boss Lepton and I agreed to

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Yes, weeks after Tom Cruise came for the premiere in London, I have finally managed to drag myself to the cinema to watch MI3. I must say that I was very disappointed. What a lousy movie! For those of you who haven't watched it! Don't BOTHER! Why?BECAUSE TOM CRUISE AND HIS GANG PURPOSELY BLEW UP A BEAUTIFUL ORANGE LAMBORGHINI!!!!My heart broke and my eyes teared when I saw that horrible "snuff"

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Let me tell you something in the news lately.Mark Inglis is a 47-year old man who lost both his legs 24 years ago while climbing Mount Cook (New Zealand's tallest mountain).On the way up Mount Cook, he and his partner faced some bad weather and were forced to take shelter in an ice-cave. They were stuck in there for 2 weeks and were barely alive when rescued. Which is a good thing of course...

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Ok I apologize for my gruntings yesterday. It was already 2 am in the morning when I lost my post and it was a hard day starting with exam yesterday morning. 2 more papers day after tomorrow, tough luck........... anyway..........Whoosh, let me attempt to remember what I typed yesterday.----------------------------------------------------Boss Lepton is a water drinker.Ok that statement sounds a

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Ok supposedly I wasted my past one and a half hour trying to type out a post that would convince koyuuken that I'm not Cincai..............until dunno why I pressed my fucking back button and click on ok when the pop up comes out.CIBAI EVERYTHING GONE!!! They don't auto-save DRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!CIBAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so too bad for all of you, it would be kind of an interesting post to all of you

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Just a few days ago a small group of us decided to go for lunch at this restaurant called Busaba.It is a nice posh-looking (but not too expensive) restaurant off Tottenham Court Road (one of the busiest roads in London). Outside the restaurant, rather than having the usual cardboard menu, they instead have a little screen where you can push some buttons to tell the little computer what you feel

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One of Jason's friends is on some Maybelline beauty contest that has a first prize of a shopping spree worth RM2,000.Boss Lepton and I were thinking of joining much earlier but Boss Lepton said that I was too ugly and he made fun of my weight. So I told him to go suck a horse's dick and we both decided not to join. So it's left to Hui Yee and Jin Lan.I don't know Hui Yee and Jin Lan at all, but

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I found something rather unbelievable today! Leng Mou was mentioned on a blog belonging to a guy from the Netherlands. Now we've been lucky enough to be mentioned a few times on some Asian blogs and a number of times on some forums around the world but this is the first time ever I've seen us on a Non-Asian blog.Our site stats tell us that we get readers from all over the world but we always

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I was surfing Jason's blog when I came upon the comments to his latest post about Malaysian version of Power Puff Girls. It suddenly occurred to me that I really enjoy watching cartoons, not just Johnny Bravo and Power Puff Girls, I mean CARTOONS in general.Let's talk about Heroes of cartoons I enjoy watching:1. SUPERCOWFrom Cow and Chicken.and the Red guy.I just absolutely love to watch her go "

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Tagboard had recently been giving me a lot of stress!All of you would know that every time you load up Leng Mou in the past, there would be an annoying pop-up ad.I initially thought that the culprit was our previous stats counter: Blogpatrol because the pop-ups started right after we installed it. So we took away Blogpatrol and replaced it with Sitemeter but the annoying pop-ups remained! And for

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This must be 1 of my all-time favourite cartoons alongside er.... let's see:1. Power Puff Girls2. Power Puff Girls3. Mojo jo jo.......Guess that sums it up....... eh? Did I miss something? Well at least it's not long and draggy like anime nowadays.As Johnny put it, Got Milk?I have to say this isn't my favourite episode of Johnny Bravo, although it came close. Hehehe, anybody fancy a guess at

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For those of us studying under the old fashioned and outdated British system... we're all having exams now.So the question now is: What do we eat so that we can do better in exams?Some people say, eat fish... some people say drink lots of herbal soup... but Boss Stewie and Lepton say that the answer is... "IT DEPENDS".Many people believe that fish is brain food. So if you eat lots of fish, you'll

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I was surfing around the net again one day and I came across some funny cybersex conversations.Now I've read this before many many years ago (so I won't be surprised if many of you have read it before).But over the years, every single time I bump into it again it never ever fails to make me laugh, so this is too good to not be shared with all of you.(Yes... this post is about Cybersex AGAIN! It

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But for who??Who doesn't agree that South Korea is the leader in broadband penetration? Well not only that, I did a little research on CIA World Factbook and also found out that it has a literacy rate of 97.9%, not great, but compared to 88.7% of Malaysia, that is DAMN GOOD.So what's the big deal you ask?Hmm....... high literacy rate coupled with high broadband penetration isn't a very nice

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I CANNOT BELIEVE you guys WON THE "FAIR" VOTE" IN SPITE OF BOSS LEPTON AND I MAKING IT SOOO "FAIR" !!!A total of 212 votes were cast.Of the 212, 94% voted that Yes: Leng Mou should show proof of their site stats.And of the 212... ONLY 12 (6%) VOTED "NO.WHY SO LITTLE?!?!?!Even when we had the previous vote on whether you should make love to a toilet roll,over 20% of the voters said that they WOULD

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Since Jason called me a liar, we've been getting a lot of pressure from our readers to reveal our site stats (which would tell everyone how many visits Leng Mou get a day) especially from people like Cely, Koyuuken, Shiryen and of course Jason.Of course, revealing our stats is something Boss Lepton and I are very keen on (because we're embarrassed).But we are a democratic bunch so we have decided

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I was checking my site stats one day to see where some of Leng Mou's 8 daily visitors come from.Apparently one guy searched for the words "masturbation in shower" on MSN's search engine and got directed to my site.Not particularly something to be proud of... so I googled the words "masturbation in showers" and guess what I found: A site where people share their masturbation stories.Awww how sweet

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Well as all of you know very well. Leng Mou tends to be non-political. However, when it comes to money, we know the basic stuffs really well. So if you wanna strike it rich in Malaysia, follow these few guidelines(not proven though), bearing in mind the title today is "Follow The Money":1. Money grow on trees Contrary to popular believes that money doesn't grow on tree, Boss Lepton is going to

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I spend most of my time 10,000km away from home in London: a city where not even your neighbours would know if you were dead in your flat for 3 weeks.Perhaps the only half refreshing thing about London is that you see many many more Ferraris then you would ever see in KL (and especially Penang). But when I get sick of the depressing nights, the freezing cold and the bustling roads...I think of

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One of our readers "Bunny" brought this video to my attention.A man was on a bus in Hong Kong talking on his phone very very loudly. The teenager sitting behind him finally did everyone else a favour and tapped the man on the shoulder to give him the hint.Here's what happened next.The poor boy already said "SORRY AR SORRY AR".And the guy still fuk him up.I especially like the part when he said "

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I was talking to Jason from Jasonmumbles on MSN.In my previous post he commented that I should've just mentioned that I read his blog (which is true) but I was trying to explain to him why I didn't say that.Now this is how the conversation wentStewie... says:i cannot say that i like to read jasonmumblesStewie... says:cuz jasonmumbles is BIG BLOGJason says:cheh~Jason says:DAMN UJason says:i hate

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I was about to blog about something today... but I got carried away. And I blame it all on The Superficial. I have to shamefully admit that it's the only one of the more popular blogs that I read simply because its HILARIOUS!!!Unfortunately I don't read much Kennysia or Xiaxue. I tend to prefer reading the smaller blogs, ones with a more personal feel to it. Blogs like Leng Mou :P Leng Mou

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I got bored of studying today so I put on my ranger hat and started exploring the internet once again for something interesting.And yep... soon enough I found Helpmegetsex.comSimilar to Leng Mou?, it started off as a result of a bet between two friends.But instead of betting on roast ducks, they're betting on sex.It all started off with this one guy (Jamie) who is best of friends a this girl he

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In less than a month's time, my university life will end. So today I went with a few of my UCL coursemates for one of those lunches where you know it could be one of the last.The guy in the white shirt is "Number 9". We call him "Number 9" because he's "rumoured" to be the son of the 9th Richest Man in Malaysia. But how do we know if the rumour is true?Wise man say "To find out if man is rich,

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"No-frills" budget airlines seem to be the big craze this decade.People are making money from it in the USA, UK... and now the entire Southeast Asia has caught on. What most people know is that budget airlines keep their fares cheap by not offering any in-flight food or drink for free.But what less people know is that budget airlines also work by maximizing the use of their airplanes which

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I was looking around Youtube again and guess what I found (probably something that's been around for a while but Boss Stewie is slow ok?? OKAY?!). A home made Singaporean 'comedy' called Zhng My Camp(which took its name from Zhng my car which took its name from Pimp My Ride) about a few guys coming to a "Camp Consultant" to ask for advice on how they can spice up their camp. Since these guys took

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Boss Lepton's recent post about car parking in Malaysia kinda reminded me of something.Recall that just a little more than a month ago I was at Paris with my baby.One thing I noticed was how close their cars were parked to each other.And when I mean close.. I mean sooo damn close that it was just NOT possible to get out of that side parking lot.Pay attention to the car on the left.This is how

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Ok its been a day and its time to end the poll on whether the two posts about Tock should be up on the "Popular Entries" column or not.Only about 35 people voted, of which 57% voted that YES it should go up while the remaining 43% voted NO.Considering that less than 75% voted "YES".... sorry Tock... but the posts are not going to go up :(

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Ok I think its time to end our current vote on whether, you are proud of Proton or not as a Malaysian.A total of 80 votes were cast (which was quite disappointing honestly... because that means less than 1/4 of the people who visit this site daily actually DID bother to vote) but anyway, here are the results.A PATRIOTIC 15% of the people who voted are indeed PROUD OF PROTON!!!Let's give a big

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Do you know is the most expensive painting ever sold?It was called the "Portrait of Dr. Gachet" by Vincent Van Gogh (Pic below).The buyer was a Japanese businessman who went by the name of Ryoei Saito and he paid $82,500,000 for it.Eighty two million five hundred thousand US dollars. SMALL MONEY LAR RIGHT?!?!?! Only about RM297,000,000.SMALL MAHNEY LAR right?!?!?!I mean... what can you possibly

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Tock just called me in the middle of the night and asked me"Eh Boss Stewie... how long is your cock ar?"What do you guys think I said?Updatewell ok.. I told him "about 6.5 inches... why?"and he said "FUK!!!! You weren't supposed to answer that question! It was a RHETORIC!"What the hell are questions for when you're not meant to answer them?It's like having a rotan and not being able to beat

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Anybody ever watched Duck Tales?Scrooge McDuck and his three nephews yea. Most of you would've known or at least seen it as a kid. Unfortunately we at Leng Mou don't have the time to tell you the entire story of this kiddy cartoon.So what Duck Tales I'm gonna tell you?Let Lim Peh tell you a story of ducks.Once upon a time in a land far far away, there lived a pair of ducks. The male is Stewie

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Boss Stewie loves loves LOVES WOMEN.That's right... Boss Stewie is a straight man.But somehow many people don't think so.Let me explain.It was in my first year studying in London. Pic info: Boss Stewie (the guy in the middle) clubbing at a boat party during his earlier days when he was younger and much thinner.After clubbing one night I innocently decided to take a cab home. Little did I know

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One of my readers (Koyuuken) insists that I write more about my personal life though I personally feel that these few months are hardly the most exciting times of my life given the exams lurking around the corner.But let me oblige anyway.Yesterday afternoon, a few of my coursemates came over for a little group study which explains all the paper on my living room table.We were all pretending quite

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For many UK students like me, final exams take place within the next couple of months so everybody is stressed.So what do people do to release stress?Well.. it depends... on how much money you have.For example, to release stress, Boss Lepton plays real-life Need For Speed:Underground with on KL roads with his Toyota Celica.That's right! If you ever see a Celica arrogantly zoom pass you ... that's

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This post is courtesy of one of our prominent readers and a good friend of ours William. Yes you william, I'm going to post this now. He typed the post but I gave it some minor adjustments just to try and make you laugh.Yes, all the measures just to make you laugh dammit........The government has recently announced the NAP automobile policy that had been well received by many in Malaysia. This is

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I have written about Paris Hilton beforeAnd as much as I try to NOT write about her... its just impossible not to!Why? Because she is the funniest and most entertaining celebrity ever to roam this Earth!She's done everything you can think of: Movies, reality TV shows, Books, Porn Movies (lets not forget that one) and now she's moving on to Music producing an album with the best producers money

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Boss Stewie is a final year economics student at UCL so you can't expect him not to blog about economics once in a while. So I was reading an economics paper about Cigarette Taxation by Kip Viscusi from Duke University. In a nutshell and skipping all the boring economic details Viscusi basically proposed that it would be 'socially efficient' (ie good for society) for governments to NOT ONLY STOP

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The last exam I will ever have in my student life starts on the 2nd of May 2006.Which means, as you can imagine... right now I spent most of my day in this dreaded place they call a library.Fortunately I'm not the only one in the university that studies. A bunch of my friends and I make the daily trips to the library which makes things slightly more exciting... and also opens up the possibility

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Its been a while since we've had our Girl of the Week.So picking up this week's one is the highest paid model in the world, Gisele Bündchen. Flip through magazines or even watch America's Next Top Model and you'll notice that you don't have to be good looking to be a model these days.All you have to do is be skinny! (or in other words... eat just bread.. and vomit that out after you're done with

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Cockers are people who go around telling people lies about themselves to make themselves look good.For example,"Yes, I am studying A-levels right now and I also run an internet business on the side. I'm making quite a lot of money from it and I'm deciding whether to buy a Ferrari or an Aston Martin. Or maybe I'll buy a spaceship." (Now in this post, in my first attempt to cut down on the

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I was reading BBC News this morning when I woke up and something caught my attention."US crime drama CSI is helping criminals to escape justice, a senior policeman in Malaysia has said. "CSI and a few other series teach how to remove traces of crime," said Deputy Inspector General Musa Hassan. He told the country's Bernama News Agency such television programmes provided insights into how police

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Ok its time to change my little Leng Mou poll.According to the results, apparently 40% of Leng Mou readers (who voted) are ball-sy when it comes to going on rollercoasters.And on the other hand we have 32% who are with me on the YAMATEH part when it comes to rollercoasters.So anyway, since on my recent post about beautiful cities, many people disagreed with the results... I'll give all of you a

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Once again, I got something very very interesting in my e-mail a few days ago that I just had to share with all of you.So check it out and release some stress.15. Guangzhou, China Metro/Urban Population: 4.1 million 14. Dubai, United Arab, Emirates Metro/Urban Population: 1.6 million13. Frankfurt, GermanyMetro/Urban Population: 4.1 million 12. Sydney, AustraliaMetro/Urban Population: 4.2

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Its just about a month away from my finals, so now I spend every day in the boring confines of my university library inside this building.But yet... sometimes if you open your eyes you see very interesting things. Like this sign I saw in one of the building's toilet.Now when I first looked at this sign, I noticed the words "POLITE NOTICE". Then I looked for the number of 'polite' words... Ok

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Check this video out and SING ALONG!!!!

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Since Boss Stewie is still recovering from the departure of his baby, I decided to go ahead with this article, which I hope might be informative :D.According to this article about "The Secrets of Ambition" on the Time Magazine, most people shows sign of their ambitions as they were growing up.Take my good friend Tiger Woods(whom I respect and demand that others give him respect too) for example,

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Yesterday, my baby left me to return to Malaysia where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.The candles that I had lit for her in my room a few days ago are all burnt out now.I thought I would be happy... FREEDOM !!!! But I was wrong. My little flat in London (nicknamed the Cave since its very dark and small) has started to feel a little empty.I miss going grocery shopping with my baby (

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Boss Lepton was down in London again last weekend, not purely for leisure but also for a job interview. Now when Boss Lepton is acting all grown-up and matured... he looks like thisWhen he is acting... less grown-up and matured... he looks like this And when he's watching comedy on TV... well.. uhmm..The night before his interview, he was watching Eurotrip on TV in my living room. For those of

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Once upon a time in a country not so far away........... there lived 2 really closed friends, Boss Stewie and Boss Lepton. They have very few in common, for example, Boss Stewie has a mole which girls find sexy, Boss Lepton has no mole which girls find NOT sexy. Also, Boss Stewie finds drinking peanut-butter-banana milkshake very appetizing, Boss Lepton considers luxury drinks like this not an

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For the past 2 and a half years that I've been studying in the UK, I've always known UKEC for being the organisation that did nothing except hold annual elections to elect a new committee each year that would once again do nothing.Tip: UKEC is a student organisation in the UK by and for Malaysian students.And to my knowledge, that was all true, they really DID NOTHING. So last year when I was

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There might be hope for all of you in the job market after all.Check out Slinky's post here.At this pace, it won't be long before FHM comes up with a new issue with the headline:"MOST WOMEN FIND GUYS WHO DO NOTHING BUT PLAY WoW EXTREMELY HOT AND SEXY".

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As pointed out by some of our recent SPM top scorers, high achievers have no need for any tuition. In other words, people who have brains where their testicles are meant to be don't need tuition to score in SPM.Yea sure, having home tuition can be very expensive. On average, having home tuition in KL could cost you at least RM250 a month. Take that same amount of money down to Chow Kit and you

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I am hardly a rollercoaster fan but somehow on my recent trip to Paris Disneyland my baby dragged me onto all the 5 rollercoasters that could be found in the theme park.Fortunately, of the 5 rollercoasters, only 4 of them had 360 degree loops, big drops and corkscrews... but one of them... was the scariest roller coaster I had ever been on in my life.It was called the Space Mountain Mission

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Dear MTV/XZibit,I watch Pimp My Ride religiously and I love the show more than anything else. I get excited every time I see how you manage to turn someone's junk car that embarrasses him into something that makes him the most cocky sonofabitch you'd ever know. I write you now to ask if you would be so nice as to PIMP MY RIDE.I am from Penang, Malaysia and I drive a Proton Waja 1.6 Litre.My car

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Ok.. because I know many of you naughty naughty people read Leng Mou? at work... I added the link on top. So if your Boss happens to be walking past... CLICK ON IT.Gotta love Lastminute

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It's time to end the poll of whether Boss Stewie/Lepton should reveal their true identity.The results: Almost 70% of Leng Mou's readers think Boss Stewie/Lepton should reveal their faces so...We've decided that since "Leng Mou?" will be ending in another... one month's time.. it wouldn't hurt to show the faces of the people behind "Leng Mou?" would it?So in the coming days, for the first time in

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So apparently there is this annoying "School Meme" going around the blogosphere lately such that if you get tagged by it, you have to do it or the blogger who tagged you (in this case Shaolin Tiger) won't be happy about it. Bah.. so for the sake of formality... here goes.How many schools did I go to?Two schools. I was in a private school from standard 1 all the way to Form 1. In Form 1, I had my

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I got this in my e-mail today. Check out these rooms. Nice and cozy eh?But here's the thing... these aren't bedrooms in houses.. they're rooms in customised "buses" like this.and thisand theseThat's right, to some people, their "BUSES" look nicer than my little flat in London.Don't rich people and the things they buy with their money annoy you?

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Since my Boss (Lepton) has been so hard on me by giving me so few lengs, I have decided to annoy him.If there is one thing that annoys my boss... it is not being able to Karaoke at his little jungle that they call a university.Less than a week ago, my baby and I, along with some of my Hong Kong friends went for a fun fun fun Karaoke session here in London. But after singing our usual songs, I

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