I only watch football once every 4 years: During the World Cup.
But since ages ago, every time I watch a match on Astro and during half-time I get to see interesting match statistics
and hear a football
IDIOT genius named Shabby talk for 15 minutes about what I ALREADY KNOW I never knew about the game.
For example, during one of the earlier matches I watched a couple of weeks ago, one person got sent off (got a red card).
During the half-time break, Shabby pointed out something I never thought of before.
"The team that got one player sent off is clearly at a disadvantage. That's 10 vs 11 men".
(Well that wasn't exactly what he said but I think it was somewhere along those lines)
WOW!!! Imagine THAT!!!
What Shabby meant to explain to us was that the team that had one less player because of a red card was at a disadvantage in the game...
HOW GENIUS IS THAT?!!
Also notice the genius behind this tricky mathematical question. Each football team has eleven players. So when one player gets sent off we get TEN PLAYERS!!!
WOAH... and Shabby could mentally work that out on the SPOT!!!!
I say we give Shabby a medal for his intelligence.
I mean... who else would've thought about that if it wasn't for Shabby and his high IQ.
Before Shabby shed some light on us... we always thought that having 10 men versus 11 men was an advantage for the 10 men team right?
I mean the less people a team has the more likely it would win right?
I say we vote for Shabby as our next Prime Minister!
And that all men should each give their left nipple to Shabby as a tribute!
Shabby is a man that cares.
Here's another example, if any one of you notice... Shabby also loves to teach us English by memorizing (and using) powderful words like....
Well ok I can't remember exactly like what... but phrases along the lines of
"Now that was an IMMACULATE HEADER".
Some people think that Shabby should slow down on memorizing those very powderful words.
And that it's just a matter of time before something like this happens...
(pay attention to Shabby's facial expressions)
But SCREW THOSE PEOPLE THAT MAKE FUN OF SHABBY! THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS OF HIS GENIUS, FAME AND STRIKING GOOD LOOKS!!!
Besides...what Shabby really said about the England vs Ecuador match was that England was playing terribly... WHICH WAS ANOTHER GENIUS COMMENT!!!
I mean... England missed like a million opportunities to score goals and all...
and they were going against Ecuador instead of a really tough team like Brazil
and by the end of the first half the score was still 0-0....
BUT WHO WOULD GUESS FROM THAT THAT ENGLAND WAS PLAYING TERRIBLY...
Shabby also mentioned that the English players were more popular than their Ecuador counterparts... another genius comment!
Let me elaborate on that.
The reason behind Shabby's logical comment was that most people watch the English Premier League and the English Premier League has mostly English players so English players like Beckham were most popular.
NOW WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED THAT?
ANOTHER GOOD EXAMPLE OF SHABBY'S GENIUS!!!
We love Shabby for his genius.
One day we shall all vote Shabby for Prime Minister.